Btap convoy?

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pwig

11,956 posts

271 months

Thursday 15th September 2005
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I will be going at my own pace

roop

6,012 posts

285 months

Thursday 15th September 2005
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I'll hook onto a convoy. I'll be heading out of the heady tropical climate of Manchester City Centre, so I guess via J19 on the M6 and then on my way. 8.5k of frenzied i-VTEC Type-R or ultra laggy turbo-size-of-a-melon RS 500...? Hrm... Gotta be the Honda...

Gaffer

7,156 posts

278 months

Thursday 15th September 2005
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Umm. You were coming with me at the last conversation.

So it will be in Miss Daisy.

Claire

raf dug

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3,515 posts

255 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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nonegreen said:

raf dug said:


anonymous said:
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Looks and intelligence, a very rare combination your lucky, a lot of young lady's have one or the other.

Btw thats not how you spell navigated.

>> Edited by raf dug on Thursday 15th September 12:39



Lois? spelled something wrong?

Surely we will be following Pwiggy NOT


Doesn't pwig have a huge BMW now, if so we could have him follow the convoy with a rope in case any of us breakdown.

nonegreen

7,803 posts

271 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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raf dug said:

nonegreen said:


raf dug said:



anonymous said:
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Looks and intelligence, a very rare combination your lucky, a lot of young lady's have one or the other.

Btw thats not how you spell navigated.

>> Edited by raf dug on Thursday 15th September 12:39




Lois? spelled something wrong?

Surely we will be following Pwiggy NOT



Doesn't pwig have a huge BMW now, if so we could have him follow the convoy with a rope in case any of us breakdown.


Nah mate he got rid of that double quick and bought himself a rollerskate with a cossie engine. From waft to draught in once swift move.

raf dug

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3,515 posts

255 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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Hmmm rollerskate with a cossie engine, sounds like he won't be at the back of the convoy for long

roop

6,012 posts

285 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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Hey, I'm not wanting to get stranded in Keele services due to another bloody fault with your car. Flippin' TVR's. Got out lasted by an 18 year old Ford. :ducksandrunsforcoverdodgingbullets:

Gaffer said:
Umm. You were coming with me at the last conversation.

So it will be in Miss Daisy.

Claire

Gaffer

7,156 posts

278 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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roop said:
Hey, I'm not wanting to get stranded in Keele services due to another bloody fault with your car. Flippin' TVR's. Got out lasted by an 18 year old Ford. :ducksandrunsforcoverdodgingbullets:


Gaffer said:
Umm. You were coming with me at the last conversation.

So it will be in Miss Daisy.

Claire



OI matey, you know that was a slight niggle that has been fixed by the re-map.


Claire

Lois

14,706 posts

253 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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eee - good old fords!

planetdave

9,921 posts

254 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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I thort you were going in the arse engined nazi staff car?

Balmoral Green

40,939 posts

249 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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planetdave said:
I thort you were going in the arse engined nazi staff car?
The correct term is 'Ass engined Nazi slot car' to quote PJ O'Rourke from Republican Party Reptile, the chapter entitled 'Ferrari refutes the decline of the west'. Read it, it's fab.

planetdave

9,921 posts

254 months

Friday 16th September 2005
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I have - but I'm more refeened than that

roop

6,012 posts

285 months

Saturday 17th September 2005
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roop said:
TVR's. Got out lasted by an 18 year old Ford. :ducksandrunsforcoverdodgingbullets:




Gaffer said:
OI matey, you know that was a slight niggle that has been fixed by the re-map.




Slight niggle. Pah. Old Cossie turned over and fired first time. TVR sat there making beepie noises and did f'kall...!!! What can I say. I'd rather push a Ford than drive a TVR

:sinbinopenthedoorhereicome:

Suffice to say I will be driving down on Munky the Type-R. He's ace and deserves a run out of Mankychester.

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eee...? Good grief girl, you need to get out of Preston...!

Good old Fords...? Ok, you have redeemed youself...!!!





>> Edited by roop on Saturday 17th September 00:22

nonegreen

7,803 posts

271 months

Saturday 17th September 2005
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pwig said:
I will be going at my own pace


Is that why she dumped you?

Lois

14,706 posts

253 months

Saturday 17th September 2005
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roop said:
eee...? Good grief girl, you need to get out of Preston...!

Good old Fords...? Ok, you have redeemed youself...!!!



see, you can hardly tell I'm a born southerner...

nonegreen

7,803 posts

271 months

Sunday 18th September 2005
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raf dug said:
Hmmm rollerskate with a cossie engine, sounds like he won't be at the back of the convoy for long


Yeah but at 80 he gets sucked out of the cockpit and lands on his head in a field. Fortunately missing his brain by nearly 6 feet.

raf dug

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255 months

Monday 19th September 2005
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nonegreen said:

raf dug said:
Hmmm rollerskate with a cossie engine, sounds like he won't be at the back of the convoy for long



Yeah but at 80 he gets sucked out of the cockpit and lands on his head in a field. Fortunately missing his brain by nearly 6 feet.


Blooty hell, I've just had a look at pwigs profile, has he got a roof for that.It can be freezing the end of november, we might have to get lois to defrost his fingers in the pool.

pwig

11,956 posts

271 months

Monday 19th September 2005
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If they frozen at least it wont hurt when she tries to break them!!!

nonegreen

7,803 posts

271 months

Monday 19th September 2005
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raf dug said:

nonegreen said:


raf dug said:
Hmmm rollerskate with a cossie engine, sounds like he won't be at the back of the convoy for long




Yeah but at 80 he gets sucked out of the cockpit and lands on his head in a field. Fortunately missing his brain by nearly 6 feet.



Blooty hell, I've just had a look at pwigs profile, has he got a roof for that.It can be freezing the end of november, we might have to get lois to defrost his fingers in the pool.


Nah Pwiggy will do it by shoving them up his arse.

Lois

14,706 posts

253 months

Monday 19th September 2005
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ew ew ewwwwww...my fingers are going no where near pwiggy's are thank you very much