Btap convoy?

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Balmoral Green

40,939 posts

249 months

Monday 19th September 2005
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raf dug said:
we might have to get Lois to defrost his fingers in the poo


nonegreen said:
Nah Pwiggy will do it by shoving them up his arse.


Thats what Dougie said in the 1st place

Lois

14,706 posts

253 months

Monday 19th September 2005
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oh please this lady has some class.....

nonegreen

7,803 posts

271 months

Monday 19th September 2005
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Balmoral Green said:

raf dug said:
we might have to get Lois to defrost his fingers in the poo




nonegreen said:
Nah Pwiggy will do it by shoving them up his arse.



Thats what Dougie said in the 1st place


What Lois will shove Pwiggys fingers up his arse Nah she will kick im in the nuts again like last year

jessica

6,321 posts

253 months

Tuesday 20th September 2005
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nonegreen said:

raf dug said:
Hmmm rollerskate with a cossie engine, sounds like he won't be at the back of the convoy for long



Yeah but at 80 he gets sucked out of the cockpit and lands on his head in a field. Fortunately missing his brain by nearly 6 feet.


a mere 6ft eh????

Good ol'Johnney

raf dug

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3,515 posts

255 months

Wednesday 21st September 2005
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nonegreen said:

Balmoral Green said:


raf dug said:
we might have to get Lois to defrost his fingers in the poo






nonegreen said:
Nah Pwiggy will do it by shoving them up his arse.





Thats what Dougie said in the 1st place



What Lois will shove Pwiggys fingers up his arse Nah she will kick im in the nuts again like last year


I must have missed that bit,Lois if your gonna kick him in the nuts this year can you do it when I have a camera on me, it would make a cracking caption competition.

Lois

14,706 posts

253 months

Wednesday 21st September 2005
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I dont actually remember kicking him in the nuts! Common reflex though so may well have happened!

Talking of cameras...ive got to take more "people" pics this year for my mum as last year there were too many cars

my mum said:
oh look, a car, another car, the same car again, same car at a different angle, a car badge, another car, DB9, DB9, DB9, DB9, DB9, DB9, DB9

raf dug

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Wednesday 21st September 2005
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anonymous said:
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I remember one of you in a DB9 pressing the starter button, on last years btap thread did you get to drive it?

Lois

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253 months

Wednesday 21st September 2005
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Nope! Unfortunately didn't even get a spin as shadytree was far to pished in the morning!!!

raf dug

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Wednesday 21st September 2005
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anonymous said:
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I didn't make sunday morning the chambermaid gave me a knock at lunchtime.

Lois

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253 months

Wednesday 21st September 2005
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haha! You missed a good breaky then!
I was up and ready before anyone else I was with! Despite the fact when WedgeGirl knocked on my door at 9am I must have looked half dead!!!

raf dug

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Wednesday 21st September 2005
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Do we get breakfast this year?

Lois

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Wednesday 21st September 2005
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I'm hoping the spa works this year.

raf dug

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Thursday 22nd September 2005
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Pool spa and sauna, sounds good to me.I hope the pools not too busy though, my speedo's might get a few funny looks..I'm not looking forward to taking the kids to Stafford baths in them either.

raf dug

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Monday 26th September 2005
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How about a convoy fleet list (what are you driving and who's in it)I'll start you off, just add your car and contents and re-post

Saa93 se(HOT) convertible............. raf dug mrs raf dug


>> Edited by raf dug on Monday 26th September 14:06

Lois

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Monday 26th September 2005
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Me in who ever's car/s I can blag a lift in

raf dug

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Monday 26th September 2005
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anonymous said:
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I thought you were driving nonegreen's 911(lucky lady)

nonegreen

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271 months

Monday 26th September 2005
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raf dug said:

anonymous said:
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I thought you were driving nonegreen's 911(lucky lady)


Lois has always taken the stance of saying "yes I would love to" Until a better offer comes along. If Shadytree were coming form the North and offered her a ride in his DB9 she would out of my car like a shot. And if we met Flemke on the M6 in his McLaren the DB9 would be transpoting Lois' Luggage.

minimax

11,984 posts

257 months

Monday 26th September 2005
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nonegreen said:

raf dug said:


anonymous said:
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I thought you were driving nonegreen's 911(lucky lady)



Lois has always taken the stance of saying "yes I would love to" Until a better offer comes along. If Shadytree were coming form the North and offered her a ride in his DB9 she would out of my car like a shot. And if we met Flemke on the M6 in his McLaren the DB9 would be transpoting Lois' Luggage.




having flogged the Ginetta on the weekend, i'll be in my mini...with either v-tec or vauxhall power sadly no interesting car on the horizon at the moment until I move house

nonegreen

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271 months

Monday 26th September 2005
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minimax said:

nonegreen said:


raf dug said:



anonymous said:
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I thought you were driving nonegreen's 911(lucky lady)




Lois has always taken the stance of saying "yes I would love to" Until a better offer comes along. If Shadytree were coming form the North and offered her a ride in his DB9 she would out of my car like a shot. And if we met Flemke on the M6 in his McLaren the DB9 would be transpoting Lois' Luggage.





having flogged the Ginetta on the weekend, i'll be in my mini...with either v-tec or vauxhall power sadly no interesting car on the horizon at the moment until I move house




What the hell is going on Tom. You of all the people I know were the one most likely to do more insane things than me and now you go all sensible and adult on us. You feeling OK? If you get the urge to write to the council and ask for speed humps on your road its definately a virus go see a doctor.

minimax

11,984 posts

257 months

Monday 26th September 2005
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well nonners old chap it was either that or go to court for mass murder on the scrotes who kept attacking the car while it was parked, decided against a lock-up as they were miles from me and it wouldn't get driven, also i'm moving to london at some point soon so really only can have one car, don't worry though the mini will be an absolute loonynuttermobile in a few weeks