Is your town a chav town?
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gemini said:
Lordy
Just seen this
www.chavtowns.co.uk
Thought York was a "decent" place to live
And yet neither Derby nor Huddersfield are featured. I is classy since leaving York. Innit.
Hmmm, after reading it, this doesn't sound quite like the York I know & love...
Inaccurate yet eloquent prose said:
Small, sunken-eyed undernourished feral little charver boys with cracked-cornered mouths hunch over spliffs and drink lager in every green space. With often less than 50 words in their vocabulary, they speak out of one nostril and have permanently knitted brows. Heroin and Crack cocaine are rife . Car crime, burglary, drug dealing and mindless violence are the norm. A feeling of menace pervades these chav estates, and like in many other English towns, that menace has moved into the city where hooded rat boys move in gangs robbing, destroying and committing acts of random violence against ordinary people going about their business.
Just a bricks throw from Harvey Nicks and Louis Vuitton lies an altogether much darker side. Designer chic gives way to Kappa shite. Aston Martins are replaced by souped-up Novas and bulldog-faced fat slags and their smack-head boyfriends replace the long-limbed beautiful people of the cities Milanese arcades
Jo .... err ... we are sticking to the Milanese arcades aren't we ? 
Jo .... err ... we are sticking to the Milanese arcades aren't we ? tonto said:
Just a bricks throw from Harvey Nicks and Louis Vuitton lies an altogether much darker side. Designer chic gives way to Kappa shite. Aston Martins are replaced by souped-up Novas and bulldog-faced fat slags and their smack-head boyfriends replace the long-limbed beautiful people of the cities Milanese arcades
Tiger Tiger is, unfortunately, at the townie twock end of town. Milanese arcades are down towards the Calls; closer to where we were last year.
We'll fit in better this time...
Both the town where I work, and the town of my birth, are top chav hangouts! 
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