internet dating in yorkshire

[gemini]

this cannot be the standard?

[markmullen]

Snakes alive man, where did you find her? www.Ineedtopullamonsterinyorkshire.com ?

[gemini]

been doing a little research!

One fit bit says "like to do fisting in my spare time"

FFS is that what people put on their profile these days?
I thought it was "35 yr old blonde seeks man with GSOH - car and mansion in Bermuda"!

[swindorski46]

gemini said:

One fit bit says "like to do fisting in my spare time"

....I'm sure she meant 'Fishing', which is a nice peaceful, placid hobby. Surely a lovely girl.....

[gemini]

hows life old boy

[xkrman]

Yee gods!

[swindorski46]

Not too bad, better than yours by the look of it!!

Far too busy, not enough time to waste on PH, although I did manage to do the Cerbs in the City run for an hour this morning, which was entertaning.....

I've got a week or two off soon so I may be able to to do some real driving instead of this watered down southern stuff......

[mustard]

me Richard! Think I'll stay down here

[andy4200]

I just see a little red x.... must be the work server saving me from horrifying images.

It does say spraydate bi fem..... does that suggest she's into watersports

[gemini]

Have just found her though -

[snorky]

is that who I think it is ??? or is this the subs bench ???

[joospeed]

mustard said:

me Richard! Think I'll stay down here

that's what *she* said

[gemini]

Hey baby!

[markmullen]

Christ on a bike, you'd have to roll her in flour and see which bits sticked.

[chris_crossley]

gemini said:

Hey baby!

At least you can run away , it's not like she'll run after you unless you have a very large chockie cake

[andy4200]

Dear God!!!! I hope you have a scuba kit handy for the last one.

Obviously the computers in the other department are lacking in taste as I can now see all the images...

[Chim450]

Hey Richard, I think a tube of KY and a copy of Razzle would be a better bet than dating those behemoths!

[gemini]

thought the tanned one was quite nice really

PS dont you come on a yorkshire thread when you cant even get out of bed to visit us!

>> Edited by gemini on Monday 28th March 10:49

[chim_girl]

I hope they've been wormed and their vaccinations are up to date.

Meow.

[basil brush]

gemini said:

Hey baby!

Hobbies include:

Sweating
Breathing heavily after moving at all
Trying to convince every one it's glandular
Founder member of the Mr Kipling fan club