The Thread Where Doofus Shouts Into The Void
Discussion
When I were a lad, and we all had metal bins with no wheels, The bin men used to go round to the back of the houses through narrow alleys, open our back gates and physically carry the bins out to the waiting rubbish truck, they would then carry the empties back and put them where they found them, close the gate and go to the next house.
You would think that with them now being on wheels they would be happy, but no..they won't take it because it is facing the wrong way, or it isn't quite on the bloody pavement, or the lid isn't closed properly ..and soon they will have sensors on them so you can be charged if they are too heavy..
I wish wheely bins had never been bloody invented!!
You would think that with them now being on wheels they would be happy, but no..they won't take it because it is facing the wrong way, or it isn't quite on the bloody pavement, or the lid isn't closed properly ..and soon they will have sensors on them so you can be charged if they are too heavy..
I wish wheely bins had never been bloody invented!!
Came out of my garage a few years ago to find the bin man walking past my bin at the end of the drive , I looked at him and asked him why he was walking past it and not taking it to the bin wagon , his reply was that it wasn’t close enough to the road and for health and safety reasons he couldn’t walk another few feet onto my drive.
I burst out laughing which seemed to annoy him , but calling him a lazy t wat under my breath but loud enough for him to hear set off an incident of comical proportions.
This included the driver getting out and shouting at me that I’d abused one of his lads and we’ll stop collecting your bins in the future.
All my fault apparently for not putting the bin a couple of feet closer to the roadside.
With reference to the tipping thread ,this is only one of the reasons I’d never tip a bin man.
I burst out laughing which seemed to annoy him , but calling him a lazy t wat under my breath but loud enough for him to hear set off an incident of comical proportions.
This included the driver getting out and shouting at me that I’d abused one of his lads and we’ll stop collecting your bins in the future.
All my fault apparently for not putting the bin a couple of feet closer to the roadside.
With reference to the tipping thread ,this is only one of the reasons I’d never tip a bin man.
Doofus said:
It's fine for you to go out and do whatever women do on a Friday, but don't take all the fking keys! I'm trapped in the house now and the bin men are coming, I can hear them, just round the corner and I just know they're going to...................
I have a good mind to burn it down, just to teach you a lesson!
FTFYI have a good mind to burn it down, just to teach you a lesson!
How hard is it for you to retreive your own bin rather than the bin men putting who knows how many bins back in the right place everytime? If you increased your council tax contributions enough they'd probably tip toe around in ballet shoes, polish it after they'd emptied it and put back with millimeter precision.
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