How Rude

[philshort]

When I was young and stupid I made a lot of noise on my 250 Suzuki near my mates house. Some Angels lived a few doors away; naturally they caught flak. One day one just stepped out into the road, grabbed the chinpiece of my full face helmet, and twatted me through the visor.

I learned a lot about responsibility in those few seconds.

[gb61390]

quote:Reminds me of that film with Sandra Bullock, accused of murdering her husband and is sent to prison to serve her sentence. She was framed and her husband is stil alive, so when she gets out she kills him. She has already served her sentence so they can't try her again.

The film was Double Jeopardy with Ashley Judd not Sandra Bullock. OK, I'm bored, sorry!

Cheers.... Andrew

[danger mouse]

Glad you remembered who it was, just spent the last ten minutes reading this thread trying. Ashley Judd or Sandra Bullock.......?


yeah both would be best, and you're alot less likely to catch somthing that crawls from them than the little t0553r5 girlfriend aswell!



>> Edited by danger mouse on Tuesday 20th August 13:41

>> Edited by danger mouse on Wednesday 11th September 18:15

[njw]

quote:
I find the Vinnie Jones approach works best and garauntees(sp?) they wont do it again.

Calmly get out car leaving door ajar,
Walk with a slight swagger, then grab the little F%$!er by the collar and drag him to the car door that is been left slightly open.

now while the little F%^"%!r is obviosly on his Knees as u have draged him to the motor he should be at just the right height to SLAM THE LITTLE F*&^^RS HEAD IN THE DOOR until his head Explodes.

Sorry learnt this one on an anger managment course.

Simon

Just tie a piece of string round his balls and the other end to your door catch. Slam the door shut and hey presto. Not a word needs to be spoken!

[aorchard]

Tie him to the underside of your car...will teach him a fcuking good lesson and has the added benefit of protecting the car when you go over sleeping policemen etc........well at least for a while.

[brands]

Sounds like he was in his own car. Therefore insurance ain't sheap. Some sort of malicious screwdrive to paint conflict with his pride and joy may help to resolve the issue.

PS may be a good idea to keep your car garaged if you pursue this one. retaliaition may occur!

[Graham B]

Yep, got to remember he probably knows where you live so anything could happen to your car (unless it's garaged).

There are plenty of kids near my house that I often feel like telling where to go. It's only the fear of the retaliatory keys down the side of the car that stops me.

Graham