New TVR still under wraps!

[spagbogdog]

So...

We’ve had a coupla video~nasty teasers of late..

Yawwwn of the dead offering from Bon-Bon production(s)

Schmoooozed by you know whoooooo..

I’ve had enough.
And need to bring this fold back into a bitta TVR rationale..lairyness..

ALL YOU DOUBTERS NEED TO VOICE OPINION.

AND LOUDLY

DEAR Les....

STOPPPPPPP f*****g around.

Keith has said the video soundtrack is stE
Alice says he’s gonna send his python to get a foofin grip...
D’Artagon says his gonna get his mates onboard..
Joan says she wants an almighty act of God
Batman says his Lambo’s ain’t lairy enuff..
Darth is about to explode in a cataclysmic Death~Star annilation of all entire surroundings..

Make the front arches wider please mate..
Gimme some wider rubber
fk off that stooopid Motul banner
Black out EVERYTHING
MAKE IT EVEN LOUDER
Don’t be afraid.
All Depositers (errrr i fink soooo) want it 10 TIMES LAIRIER.

You can save the time planet !!!

Make it so please.

[rigga]

If TVR had initially released a car like the white computer creation, then this thread wouldn't ever have reached the dizzy heights of nearly 370 pages.

Edited by rigga on Saturday 3rd November 22:31

[m4tti]

rigga said:

If TVR had initially released a car like the white computer creation, then this thread wouldn't ever have reached the dizzy heights of nearly 370 pages.

Edited by rigga on Saturday 3rd November 22:31

I’ve got to say.. if the proposed car was like the white one.. I’d have my deposit down.

It just shows though that quite subtle changes remove the smiley face and give fro t end purpose.

It needs to be released as the white car. As the boring version.

Edited by m4tti on Saturday 3rd November 23:00

[TheRainMaker]

I would have been pushed over the edge as well.

But as it stands, it’s a nope from me.

[Testarossa]

Where the bonnet dips is where the air intake is at the moment, so some work would be required.

I have to say, if Les is reading, IF there are investor concerns at all or you are worried about the longevity of your business model - add the following to your questionnaire and all will be good in the world.

(You won't be going back on your word regarding the list price, you will just be reacting to overwhelming customer demand).

Q42

If the LE model had a more aggressive bonnet, flared arches, wider wheels and a lower ride height, would you

a) cancel your order
b) be prepared to pay more for these visual enhancements
c) change your order from an LE to MY01 Griffith (this car is planned to look like the current prototype with slight cosmetic tweaks)
d) DO NOT CHANGE, I PREFER THE CAR TO REMAIN AS IT IS

My guess is 500+ responses will be b.

[bullittmcqueen]

Oh, the Saturday night fever gang is on the loose again

Wait and see. The mods in these games are usually not designed by developers but by the car maker who's providing the model and even if they were, nothing appears in the game without the car maker having a say.

Maybe this is stuff from the Le Mans version ? All the racing stuff was not afterthought for sure. I think some of the mods have good chance of becoming reality.

Did anyone notice the 555 bhp figure in the base version of the configurator ?

[spagbogdog]

m4tti said:

rigga said:

If TVR had initially released a car like the white computer creation, then this thread wouldn't ever have reached the dizzy heights of nearly 370 pages.

Edited by rigga on Saturday 3rd November 22:31

I’ve got to say.. if the proposed car was like the white one.. I’d have my deposit down.

It just shows though that quite subtle changes remove the smiley face and give fro t end purpose.

It needs to be released as the white car. As the boring version.

Edited by m4tti on Saturday 3rd November 23:00

Bammmm bammm bammmm ba bammm bammmm..bammm bammmm bammmmm...

Andddddd...BREATHE...!!!!!!

[m4tti]

spagbogdog said:

Bammmm bammm bammmm ba bammm bammmm..bammm bammmm bammmmm...

Andddddd...BREATHE...!!!!!!

Spagalag you know you agree this time.

[unrepentant]

FlipFlopGriff said:

unrepentant said:

Somebody needs to let Jim know that Land Rover have a new Defender on the way before he tosses all his money down a dark hole.

The new one will be nothing like the old one, just a variant of existing models aimed at the fashion conscious. I guess using the old name will get more people buying?
I've got a Series 3 and I'd bet the new one will be worlds apart from it, and about £50k more..
FFG

The two things I know about the new one. It's going to be great. And I'm going to sell lots of them.

[anonymous-user]

spagbogdog said:

So...

We’ve had a coupla video~nasty teasers of late..

Yawwwn of the dead offering from Bon-Bon production(s)

Schmoooozed by you know whoooooo..

I’ve had enough.
And need to bring this fold back into a bitta TVR rationale..lairyness..

ALL YOU DOUBTERS NEED TO VOICE OPINION.

AND LOUDLY

DEAR Les....

STOPPPPPPP f*****g around.

Keith has said the video soundtrack is stE
Alice says he’s gonna send his python to get a foofin grip...
D’Artagon says his gonna get his mates onboard..
Joan says she wants an almighty act of God
Batman says his Lambo’s ain’t lairy enuff..
Darth is about to explode in a cataclysmic Death~Star annilation of all entire surroundings..

Make the front arches wider please mate..
Gimme some wider rubber
fk off that stooopid Motul banner
Black out EVERYTHING
MAKE IT EVEN LOUDER
Don’t be afraid.
All Depositers (errrr i fink soooo) want it 10 TIMES LAIRIER.

You can save the time planet !!!

Make it so please.

It’s LAREY

It’s HAIRY

[robsco]

spagbogdog said:

Off~topic again..but...
Just awoke to Morrissey warbling ‘Back on the chain~gang’..

Windows down..”stereo” maxxed..on my morning drive..

(I hate the current black wheels)
((the Taycan style wheels fitted to the white lairy Griff please Les))

Morrissey = the man.

[twold]

spagbogdog said:

So...


Keith has said the video soundtrack is stE
Alice says he’s gonna send his python to get a foofin grip...
D’Artagon says his gonna get his mates onboard..
Joan says she wants an almighty act of God
Batman says his Lambo’s ain’t lairy enuff..
Darth is about to explode in a cataclysmic Death~Star annilation of all entire surroundings..

I realise it is probably just me but could someone sober translate this as I don't know what the F@@k he is going on about

[phazed]

twold said:

spagbogdog said:

So...


Keith has said the video soundtrack is stE
Alice says he’s gonna send his python to get a foofin grip...
D’Artagon says his gonna get his mates onboard..
Joan says she wants an almighty act of God
Batman says his Lambo’s ain’t lairy enuff..
Darth is about to explode in a cataclysmic Death~Star annilation of all entire surroundings..

I realise it is probably just me but could someone sober translate this as I don't know what the F@@k he is going on about

Haven’t a clue but probably should be avoided if he is driving!

[m4tti]

twold said:

spagbogdog said:

So...


Keith has said the video soundtrack is stE
Alice says he’s gonna send his python to get a foofin grip...
D’Artagon says his gonna get his mates onboard..
Joan says she wants an almighty act of God
Batman says his Lambo’s ain’t lairy enuff..
Darth is about to explode in a cataclysmic Death~Star annilation of all entire surroundings..

I realise it is probably just me but could someone sober translate this as I don't know what the F@@k he is going on about

You do realise that took 20 cans of kronenbourg, which is an achievement in itself

[spagbogdog]

^^^^

[bomb]

Would any changes to the external body shape, such as wider arches, and a number of vents, be a simple change to do ? I thought the whole iStream idea was that the body panels could be changed easily.

[spagbogdog]

bomb said:

Would any changes to the external body shape, such as wider arches, and a number of vents, be a simple change to do ? I thought the whole iStream idea was that the body panels could be changed easily.

So did I....
Let's see what the renders are like on the home-page...hopefully there will be options such as GT pack (subtle), Track-pack (bonkers) and Race-pack (extreme)...

A configurator has to be made available at some point...???

can sense M4tti gonna label it a defibrillator tho' ... thus I'll get that one in now...

[Testarossa]

The problem is the first 500 are all going to look the same.

So unless all 500 think a certain way, we are all going to end up with Vanilla.

[skwdenyer]

bomb said:

Would any changes to the external body shape, such as wider arches, and a number of vents, be a simple change to do ? I thought the whole iStream idea was that the body panels could be changed easily.

Changing panels = easy
How much would it cost to do the necessary aero work to be comfortable with the changes?

[anonymous-user]

Testarossa said:

The problem is the first 500 are all going to look the same.

So unless all 500 think a certain way, we are all going to end up with Vanilla.

The production of 500 new TVR Griffith’s will be a bloody miracle and the only problem will be not getting caught doing cartwheels naked down Piccadilly and whipping ourselves with birchwood in Regents Park.

And if the Griffith can be called Vanilla then what you currently do in your spare time defies imagination.