New TVR still under wraps! (Vol. 2)

New TVR still under wraps! (Vol. 2)

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Gazzab

21,109 posts

283 months

Sunday 25th July 2021
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N7GTX said:
So it seems we might have been completely wrong about the number of deposits, you know. In January 2021 LE told Evo Magazine in an interview:

'The 500 Launch Editions are sold out. In fact, we have 700 orders, and between ten and 15 per cent of those are for left-hand drive.’

So that would equate to £63million worth of orders (at £90k each).

In 2020 in the blurb for the bond issue LE says:

'The first year’s production is fully sold out with the 500 limited Griffith LE supercar launched at the Goodwood Revival, demonstrating the
brand appetite and generating in excess of a £40m order book.' (presumably £45m?)

So how does TVR maths work then? Surely if you are chasing funding you would be shouting 'we have an order book with over £60m?'
In the same interview LE says TVR Parts is up and running. Erm, no it isn't, you formed a company, that's all. Anyone doing due diligence before investing might be forgiven for having doubts.
I assume he isn’t very good with numbers.

jammy-git

29,778 posts

213 months

Sunday 25th July 2021
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Even if those numbers are true, there's nothing to suggest they can deliver those cars at anything close to a profit.

Classic Chim

12,424 posts

150 months

Sunday 25th July 2021
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I think the intention was to flog the lot to some other sucker but got stuck with it.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Dragons Den:

LE: We have over £60m in advance orders and a factory being readied.

The Scottish bloke: issal piffle mon, we’res ya mukketing plan, ya comms, ya’ave people wantin ya product bu’ nay clue aboot ya customers and ya’ave pissed them off they’ve gone mon, gone …..
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Ahm oot

LucyP

1,699 posts

60 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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Can you imagine Peter Jones (the tall one) from Dragons' Den asking them when their product will be available in the market.

Orders, factories, but you have nothing to sell, and you can't tell me when you will have anything to sell......

gifdy

2,073 posts

242 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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phazed said:
I reported on here, because it was important that last winter I had in excess of 50 molehills! I tried those metal steel trap mole traps which caught absolutely nothing and every couple of weeks I cleared away a few wheelbarrow full of soil because the back garden looked like a scene out of World War I. Then miraculously they disappeared. Garden has been free of them for at least four months.

My neighbour also had moles at the same time, not half as many as us. He employed a mole catcher who caught exactly zero moles!
Mole Valley ?

N7GTX

7,878 posts

144 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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LucyP said:
Can you imagine Peter Jones (the tall one) from Dragons' Den asking them when their product will be available in the market.

Orders, factories, but you have nothing to sell, and you can't tell me when you will have anything to sell......
Q. Evo Magazine: 'Do you have anyone on board to do the dynamic set-up?'

A. LE: ‘We do. But I can’t say who it is!’

laugh

phazed

21,844 posts

205 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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gifdy said:
phazed said:
I reported on here, because it was important that last winter I had in excess of 50 molehills! I tried those metal steel trap mole traps which caught absolutely nothing and every couple of weeks I cleared away a few wheelbarrow full of soil because the back garden looked like a scene out of World War I. Then miraculously they disappeared. Garden has been free of them for at least four months.

My neighbour also had moles at the same time, not half as many as us. He employed a mole catcher who caught exactly zero moles!
Mole Valley ?
Spot on!

I’m bksed aren’t I!

Jon39

12,851 posts

144 months

Tuesday 27th July 2021
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V6 Pushfit said:
Dragons Den:

LE: We have over £60m in advance orders and a factory being readied.

The Scottish bloke: issal piffle mon, we’res ya mukketing plan, ya comms, ya’ave people wantin ya product bu’ nay clue aboot ya customers and ya’ave pissed them off they’ve gone mon, gone …..
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Ahm oot

hehe

LE might stand a very, very, very slim chance. The Rymans man likes historic race car driving.
It might be difficult explaining that the only car in existence so far, was not even built by TVR. Maybe try to keep quiet about that point.

The Dragons were taken in once by an obvious (to me) exaggeration. It was a haulage company, which claimed to be far greener than any of their competitors. It was so green, that customers were queuing up to pay higher haulage prices! I forget how they exactly explained the very green aspect with diesel engines. Their stated profit margin was also far better than their competitors. In an industry with high costs and slim margins, it was all rather fishy, but the Dragons loved it and several invested.

You can guess what happened later. Went bust.


N7GTX

7,878 posts

144 months

Thursday 29th July 2021
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N7GTX said:
Q. Evo Magazine: 'Do you have anyone on board to do the dynamic set-up?'

A. LE: ‘We do. But I can’t say who it is!’
Let me guess then. Somebody whose identity they can't reveal. Hmmm......

idea

The Stig !!!!!

glow worm

5,876 posts

228 months

Thursday 29th July 2021
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I just bought a tree (it's an English Yew Fastigiata ), so I can run my two TVRs and polluting old BMW and remain carbon neutral .... Who needs EVs ? Should be the new Government environmental policy . My newest vehicle is 15 years old and the oldest 23 , so my complete lifecycle environmental costs are extremely low smile .

baconsarney

11,992 posts

162 months

Thursday 29th July 2021
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My oldest is 49 years old cool

Or is it eldest scratchchin

Time passes so quickly frown

Anyway, nice tree GW smile

Wacky Racer

38,195 posts

248 months

Thursday 29th July 2021
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Jon39 said:

V6 Pushfit said:
Dragons Den:

LE: We have over £60m in advance orders and a factory being readied.

The Scottish bloke: issal piffle mon, we’res ya mukketing plan, ya comms, ya’ave people wantin ya product bu’ nay clue aboot ya customers and ya’ave pissed them off they’ve gone mon, gone …..
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Ahm oot

hehe



Have another hehe

Big Al.

68,882 posts

259 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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Can we please try to keep this thread on topic.

TYIA.

N7GTX

7,878 posts

144 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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What about all the other 'off topic' conversations that are keeping us amused while the new car appears? You know, the ones about motorbikes or courgettes and other luvly veggies? Can we talk about them or is it just because one person has whined about pests in the very same gardens?
This thread has developed into a friendly place to banter and discuss silly things to pass the time until the new car appears. Its all just a bit of fun. Or was.

What is the problem?

Monkeylegend

26,471 posts

232 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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It's a toss up between a parrot or Big Al posting in the wrong thread.


It must be, unless LE has complained we are spending too much time talking about vegetation, which happens to be very relevant when you consider the vegetative state of TVR,.


anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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Big Al. said:
Can we please try to keep this thread on topic.

TYIA.
Perhaps PH could give LE a bit of a Geeup, because the reason everyone here is not talking about the new TVR is the fact that there isn't actuallly a new TVR...........

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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N7GTX said:
What about all the other 'off topic' conversations that are keeping us amused while the new car appears? You know, the ones about motorbikes or courgettes and other luvly veggies? Can we talk about them or is it just because one person has whined about pests in the very same gardens?
This thread has developed into a friendly place to banter and discuss silly things to pass the time until the new car appears. Its all just a bit of fun. Or was.

What is the problem?
The problem, given the timing of Big Als post, is my script of TVR in Dragons Den so maybe we should get back to gardening and avoid TVR altogether? confused

Big Al.

68,882 posts

259 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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V6 Pushfit said:
and avoid TVR altogether? confused
Exactly what I did when Smolenski took over!

Penelope Stopit

11,209 posts

110 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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Own up, who was the ratlaugh
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