My Mate

[freebie]

My best man tied a haddock to my car exhaust before I left our wedding reception to go on honeymoon. Fortunately the hotel cat was particularly hungry that morning and ate the lot.
Still it was a better idea than tying a load of old tin cans to the back of the car.
Thwarted!

[andymadmak]

My mates house could only be reached by a narrow drive off a main road. Whilst he was away on honeymoon I got a builder to build a 4ft high wall completely across it and right behind his metal gates (which opened inwards)
You should have seen his face when he got home!
Andy

[apache]

while he's out, break in, sprinkle water and cress seeds all over his carpets, then turn up his central heating. He should come home to nice thick green carpets. Curry powder down the ventilation intakes of his car will stay there forever and render it unsaleable

[Veg]

A bit of a speciality of mine..reewengay

Porchse mate strapped a no. plate reading TO55A to the front of my car.Didn`t notice until I was in Le Mans.

So have broke into his garage and on regular occasions place a smallish drop of Mobil 1 under his Boxsters engine. He is going spare trying to find the leak.

I have plenty more if that doesn`t work.

[Dave_H]

Today someone reminded me of a prank we carried out a few years ago.

You have to be able to get into you mates house for this one. When a mate of mine went on holiday, he gave me the keys to the house to look after the place (bad move) I thought that the first place in the house he would want to visit on his return would be the loo, so... we totally filled his bathroom from floor to ceiling with balloons, every available space in that room had one it it, even one in the bog! we even pushed them behind the door so it wouldnt open.

He came back, bursting to go, took him a fair while to get in there