Drivel (again)
Discussion
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Incidentally the guys at 4car do read these pages and have had a bit of a giggle at the responses to the programmes.
Two points then, Ted (and they're not Puny's tits!)
1) Are the laughing boys too smug to realise that they have a golden opportunity to put together a car programme with no rivals on TV, with a captive audience? Or are they not terribly ambitious, and because they are the only car programme, do they feel they don't have to try too hard, and can take the piss if they feel like it?
2)Would they like to post up a few replies to some of our comments, and give a decent insight into what the f**k they're playing at?.....
3)Why don't the Tristrams ask our opinion on what would constiute good content for future programmes? Some motoring related stuff, eg ABD, speed camera debate, Beginner's guide to Le Mans - that sort of stuff. Might get a bit more interest.
ok - that's three points...Hmmm...can't be Puny's chest then...ah, but there are 3 tits associated with the programme....
MERRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! 
Come to think of it I used to HATE that Vicki Butler Henderson bird on Bottom gear cos her whole manner just used to wind me up, BUT she loves TVRs, in fact I even remember her doing an item on second hand V8 Wedges!
So, if VBH and Clarkson both liked TVRs, maybe thats why Top Gear got canned?
Actually, what am I saying! It was canned cos it was crap too, even allowing for the more TVR minded presenters
Ah well. Anyone surfed for some VBH nude piccies yet?............
Andy
So, if VBH and Clarkson both liked TVRs, maybe thats why Top Gear got canned?
Actually, what am I saying! It was canned cos it was crap too, even allowing for the more TVR minded presenters
Ah well. Anyone surfed for some VBH nude piccies yet?............
Andy
Which sados like me watched the first 10 minutes and then turned over once they had done the track part of the test. Seeing the Tamora squirm around the track with the noise - nice...
Then once it got to all of that "how fast can you put the hood up" malarky - time for another channel. I did this, did anyone else? Or do I have to get out more?
Cheers,
Paul
Then once it got to all of that "how fast can you put the hood up" malarky - time for another channel. I did this, did anyone else? Or do I have to get out more?
Cheers,
Paul
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Which sados like me watched the first 10 minutes and then turned over once they had done the track part of the test. Seeing the Tamora squirm around the track with the noise - nice...
Then once it got to all of that "how fast can you put the hood up" malarky - time for another channel. I did this, did anyone else? Or do I have to get out more?
Cheers,
Paul
Uh, me too... But then I probly need to get out more
Mel,
Thankyou for posting my photo - my agent says all publicity is good. It does worry me that you expect us to take your TVRs seriously when all you go on about is my chest.
Its not the best of my photos, it was taken aften being driven at speed over the 'drivel bumps' to carry out a jelly test in a Reliant Robin van for the 'Drivel British Sportscar Special' to be shown on Christmas Day.
I'm supposed to keep the result secret, but if you phone in to say the Robin will win the Drivel 100 you will win the prize.
The TVR came fourth (out of three) but the others were easily beaten by the Robin due to economical use of wheels.
Love, Puny.
When you've mastered how to dribble work for Drivel
Thankyou for posting my photo - my agent says all publicity is good. It does worry me that you expect us to take your TVRs seriously when all you go on about is my chest.
Its not the best of my photos, it was taken aften being driven at speed over the 'drivel bumps' to carry out a jelly test in a Reliant Robin van for the 'Drivel British Sportscar Special' to be shown on Christmas Day.
I'm supposed to keep the result secret, but if you phone in to say the Robin will win the Drivel 100 you will win the prize.
The TVR came fourth (out of three) but the others were easily beaten by the Robin due to economical use of wheels.
Love, Puny.
When you've mastered how to dribble work for Drivel
Heres an idea, why not replace the presenters of Drivel with Clarkson, Wilson and the lovely VBH?
Then you still have two blokes and a bird, you still have a car trade person, a race driver and someone outspoken and you get a fair reflection of the cars presented not things like jelly in the glove box or putting your roof up in a car wash.
Just a thought.
Matt.
Then you still have two blokes and a bird, you still have a car trade person, a race driver and someone outspoken and you get a fair reflection of the cars presented not things like jelly in the glove box or putting your roof up in a car wash.
Just a thought.
Matt.
Puny
I would have thought you would have guessed by now that the only reason we go on about your tits is that nothing even remotely interesting comes out of your mouth!!
When the show was doing it's presenter competition you even had the temerity to critiscise some guy's driving!! Who the f**k are you? Ayrton Senna??
You then all played the race card and picked the black guy even though the public voted for the guy in the denim shirt. How patronising and pathetic.
Then you tried to manipulate the score of the Tuscan v 360 Modena v Porsche test. Thank God for the Jordan workers!
Last week you sat in the back of a Jaguar being driven at high speed by Mr ego..sorry Plato, with no bloody seat belt on.
Please, please listen to us. your'e programme is utter, biased shite. You have the chance to become the best car programme ever and you are ruining it because you wont listen to the viewers.
(thought I'd write this, just in case it really is you!!!)
I prefer VBH. Now she is fit!!
Edited by flasher on Thursday 13th December 16:35
I would have thought you would have guessed by now that the only reason we go on about your tits is that nothing even remotely interesting comes out of your mouth!!
When the show was doing it's presenter competition you even had the temerity to critiscise some guy's driving!! Who the f**k are you? Ayrton Senna??
You then all played the race card and picked the black guy even though the public voted for the guy in the denim shirt. How patronising and pathetic.
Then you tried to manipulate the score of the Tuscan v 360 Modena v Porsche test. Thank God for the Jordan workers!
Last week you sat in the back of a Jaguar being driven at high speed by Mr ego..sorry Plato, with no bloody seat belt on.
Please, please listen to us. your'e programme is utter, biased shite. You have the chance to become the best car programme ever and you are ruining it because you wont listen to the viewers.
(thought I'd write this, just in case it really is you!!!)
I prefer VBH. Now she is fit!!
Edited by flasher on Thursday 13th December 16:35
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