Bird crap

[TivHead]

Got home yesterday after a trip out in the beast, only to find two plats of bird crap on the bonnet. So, quickly ran in to get warm water to dissolve the sh*tting stuff off.
But it seems to have left a smear in the laquer.

What is the best thing to use to get this smear out chaps?? Please tell me it will come out...

Tiv

[plotloss]

It will come out, fret not.

A good polish, something like super resin polish should get it out, failing that a very very light paint restorer will bring it back up to scratch.

Matt.

[jeremyc]

quote:Got home yesterday after a trip out in the beast, only to find two plats of bird crap on the bonnet.

Chuck her, I say. If she can't be bothered to find the public conveniences, she's not good enough for you

[Don]

Bird crap really is horrible stuff - eats away like acid.

Especially when something that looks like it came out of an Eagle hits yer bonnet.

[MikeyT]

Get it off, on an old Fiesta I had once (D reg) the osprey or raven or whatever it was, crapped on the front wing,. I left it and eventually it rotted the wing, leaving a big hole – I kid you not.

[DIGGA]

quote:bird crap on the bonnet.
Tiv

I don't mind girls throwing their underwear at my car, but I think I'd be upset too if they weren't clean!

[tivhead]

Nice one guys, thanks.

Matt, I have tried super resin polish, t-cut, even tar remover(lightly) to get rid of the smear. But no Joy...

Any ideas......?

[M@H]

If that lot didn't work I'd take it to an expert before the paint gets damaged further


>> Edited by M@H on Friday 3rd May 16:15

[Fatboy]

A large cat to get rid of any birds? I used to have the problem at my parent's house - the trusty black widow with 9mm lead ballbearings removes the probelm (no birds round there fore years aftrewards)

[tony21]

Bitch must have had a curry. A girlfriends mum did that on my bonnet once, never did her again.