The 55mph Club...

[citizensm1th]

I want to know what daft sod put my name on that list? Do you realise the cost of the tin foil I am going to have to buy now to avoid being visited by the black helicopters?


I only agreed to join this club because its a club you cant join.........errrrrrrr ummmmmm ok

[sunbeam alpine]

Balmoral said:

This has a certain appeal, but I regularly do 70mph in my 2CV, so I guess it's not for me.

Breadvan72 said:

No, that makes you a Life Member for free.

He splits infinitives AND lies about his speed. Isn't there are second bullet for the pistol in the library?

[MarshPhantom]

We need a futile gesture at this stage.

[bob1179]

I was so busy recently I forgot that I wasn't a non member of the 55mph Club.

What haven't I missed?

Where isn't my sticker?

The non appearance of a non wanted sticker to a club I haven't joined is actually making me very non disgruntled!!

[Balmoral]

sunbeam alpine said:

Balmoral said:

This has a certain appeal, but I regularly do 70mph in my 2CV, so I guess it's not for me.

Breadvan72 said:

No, that makes you a Life Member for free.

He splits infinitives AND lies about his speed. Isn't there are second bullet for the pistol in the library?

"are second bullet"

[benjj]

Lovely to not see so many unfamiliar faces at the May meeting last night.

[lowdrag]

I was in disguise......

[Riley Blue]

Sorry I couldn't attend, I was singing for Austria.

[Huntsman]

lowdrag said:

I was in disguise......

I knew it wasn't you that wasn't there.

[bob1179]

Riley Blue said:

Sorry I couldn't attend, I was singing for Austria.

Nice beard.

[lowdrag]

Huntsman said:

lowdrag said:

I was in disguise......

I knew it wasn't you that wasn't there.

double negative so a definite untruth.

[Huntsman]

I tried desperately to get to 55mph in the Morris today to overtake a lorry. The lorry driver kept his foot hard down. The passing gentleman on a penny farthing gave me a supercilious look as he overtook.

God knows what I thought I was doing taking it on a motorway.

[Hooli]

Balmoral said:

sunbeam alpine said:

Balmoral said:

This has a certain appeal, but I regularly do 70mph in my 2CV, so I guess it's not for me.

Breadvan72 said:

No, that makes you a Life Member for free.

He splits infinitives AND lies about his speed. Isn't there are second bullet for the pistol in the library?

"are second bullet"

I never knew they had a dogleg box like other race cars.

[RichB]

As the Aston regularly cruises at well over 55mph you won't have me as a member which is just as well because I wouldn't want to be a member of any club... well you know the rest.