Barn Bragging - House of Heaps

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The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Tuesday 19th January 2021
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Breadvan72 said:
Plan: take the Land Rover out for a trundle. It's not been out for weeks. OK, er... flat battery. Charge for a day. Move the Lancia Appia out of the way of the Land Rover. Er... flat battery. Charge for a day. Rinse and repeat.

Fiat 124 needs to go down the road to a welder. Er... flat battery.

I have two trickle chargers but one of them has vanished somewhere in the vasty barn.

Current daily driver: Lancia Beta. Jet washed daily. Modern car: sat under tree covered in grot.
Buy more trickle /smart chargers?

ClaphamGT3

11,300 posts

243 months

Tuesday 19th January 2021
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I don't think it can be said enough that you really do have a belting retro-schlonk-bunker there

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 19th January 2021
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Cheers! Retro-schlonk is a fine phrase.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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Reorganisation allows a photo op for all four wheeled trash heaps except Lotus and modern heap.



Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 25th January 13:39

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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Some Dutch geezer, I reckon.

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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Breadvan72 said:
Some Dutch geezer, I reckon.
Ssshold it for drugshhhh

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 26th January 2021
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What, to Sean Connery?

Doofus

25,823 posts

173 months

Tuesday 26th January 2021
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Breadvan72 said:
What, to Sean Connery?
Oh, FFS! Don't get them started!

anonymous-user

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54 months

Saturday 27th March 2021
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New flooring. New barn denizen.


CharlesdeGaulle

26,270 posts

180 months

Saturday 27th March 2021
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Breadvan72 said:
New flooring. New barn denizen.

That's a rubbish jigsaw BV. Handy for parking the car on though.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 30th March 2021
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I have never once in my life finished a single jigsaw puzzle except this one (or a single crossword puzzle). I mean, what the Hell are those things about?

Turbobanana

6,275 posts

201 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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Breadvan72 said:
I have never once in my life finished a single jigsaw puzzle except this one (or a single crossword puzzle). I mean, what the Hell are those things about?
Jigsaws = no. Crosswords, occasionally, if I'm bored. Never read fiction though, whereas my wife will do a novel a day on holiday. I think it's the difference between an enquiring mind and one happy to be fed stuff. Nowadays most of my reading is research into business change.

Doofus

25,823 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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Turbobanana said:
Jigsaws = no. Crosswords, occasionally, if I'm bored. Never read fiction though, whereas my wife will do a novel a day on holiday. I think it's the difference between an enquiring mind and one happy to be fed stuff. Nowadays most of my reading is research into business change.
It's the difference between an imagination and not an imagination.

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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Breadvan72 said:
New flooring. New barn denizen.

Not many of those left on the road in UK. Much rot?

anonymous-user

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54 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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This one might be the last RHD one made. Here is link to a thread about it. The main rust evident is at one rear wheel arch, which has crumbled. Other bits do not appear to be too bad, the car having had a careful restoration in 1989 which has lasted quite well in most respects, and having it appears been mostly quite well looked after since then.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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Breadvan72 said:
This one might be the last RHD one made. Here is link to a thread about it. The main rust evident is at one rear wheel arch, which has crumbled. Other bits do not appear to be too bad, the car having had a careful restoration in 1989 which has lasted quite well in most respects, and having it appears been mostly quite well looked after since then.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Don't know how I missed that, or that HF clearly means Lancia...that script on the rear is not conducive to easy decipherability, is it? An interesting project.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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Not merely Lancia, but the last proper Lancia, according to some die-hard Lancisti*. The "Lancia 2000" badging is in groovy early 70s sci-fi script. See below an image of the badge culled from the internet. I am nowhere near the car at present so can't take a better photo of its rear end. Earlier versions of the car had the word "Flavia" (pronounced FlaVEEah) in a different script positioned in the middle of the boot lid.

I hope that this car is more of a nip and tuck than a project. The car shows some signs of having been a bit neglected over the last couple of years, but I hope that its long and mostly well documented history of being looked after before then means that it will not be too bad. My mechanic has given the car a good going over and says that it's basically OK. The underlying quality of pre-Fiat Lancianess, and being built by Pininfarina, both help, as does the hard work put in by the bloke who did the big resto thirty years back. He is on PH and has a Delta, I think.

The rear brake discs and pads, plus the steering bits that the car needs to go back on the road have now arrived and await fitting. A good thing about the car is that power steering makes it much easier than my other heaps to position in the barn where they all live.





* There may be some Lancisti who assert that there have been no proper Lancias since Vincenzo Lancia died, but I would not go quite that far.


Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 31st March 10:51

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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Sounds promising. I look forward to copious photos of it basking in sunshine later in the year!

anonymous-user

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54 months

Wednesday 31st March 2021
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Cheers! I have just found out that there is a dealer about eight miles from me who specialises in Lancia Fulvias, a car that has many similarities to a Flavia/2000. I may go and visit to see if the dealer does bodywork in house or has a good welder and painter to recommend.