Lancia: saying it all wrong

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Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Tuesday 24th November 2020
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So is "Co burn".

Justin Case

2,195 posts

135 months

Tuesday 24th November 2020
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If you have trouble finding Alcester, it is pronounced Orlster and it is in Warwickshire (the second w is silent) wink

Edited by Justin Case on Tuesday 24th November 20:53

anonymous-user

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55 months

Tuesday 24th November 2020
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No foogah has a clue where Lemster is.

CostaBrava1972

149 posts

53 months

Tuesday 24th November 2020
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No-one's mentioned Chop Gate, on the N.Yorkshire moors.

I first saw a Stratos near there in 1975 - it was Waldegaard on the RAC Rally, in an 'Alitalia'-liveried version, although his rear clam had just fallen off, so it wasn't exactly looking at its best - this being on the famous Ingleby Greenhow stage. The following February, Andy Dawson won the Mintex Rally there too, in his 'Chequered Flag' version.

And it's pronounced: "Chapyat"......

Edited by CostaBrava1972 on Tuesday 24th November 21:12

Turbobanana

6,292 posts

202 months

Tuesday 24th November 2020
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It's spelt Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Justin Case

2,195 posts

135 months

Tuesday 24th November 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
No foogah has a clue where Lemster is.
Easy, it's about 12 miles south of Lentwardean.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Wednesday 25th November 2020
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Breadvan72 said:
Harritch is a big port.
Lily the Pink said:
So is "Co burn".
Disappointed - thought it would at least get a chuckle. You know, words that are not pronounced as they are spelt; "big port". Oh well, I'll not give up the the day job.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 25th November 2020
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Nobody who likes Port drinks Cockburn's, because it's rubbish, so that might be why the gag fizzled.

lowdrag

12,899 posts

214 months

Wednesday 25th November 2020
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But, O/T, I still have some 1955 Taylors left in the cellar.

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 25th November 2020
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I shall be round at six, cheers.

Turbobanana

6,292 posts

202 months

Wednesday 25th November 2020
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lowdrag said:
But, O/T, I still have some 1955 Taylors left in the cellar.
In a former life my stepmother was married to a Portuguese, who happened to own a small vineyard. As a wedding present he gave her some port from the year of her birth: 1950. She still has some and it occasionally comes out at Christmas, much to our delight.

Instant gout, to those of us who suffer the affliction. furious

anonymous-user

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55 months

Wednesday 25th November 2020
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I stayed at the Yeatman in Porto during the financial crisis. The five star rooms cost buttons, and mid 1960s Taylor's was about 30 Euros a bottle. Noms.

I recommend, post lockdown, Bar Douro at Flatiron Square SE1, owned by one of the Churchills (the Port ones, not the political ones).