Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

[jacko lah]

As long as she cleans up after herself why are you worried ?

[nervous]

jacko lah said:

As long as she cleans up after herself why are you worried ?

i think youre thinking of a different kind of 'worried'

[minimax]

Plotloss said:

Carrera2 said: Plotloss said: This mosturiser. How about emptying half of it and replacing it with horseradish? That should flush her out (perhaps in more ways that one...) We've discussed putting a line on the bottle to see if it 'goes down'... the thing is I don't want her to stop, I'd just like to know But wheres the comedy in that? You'll know for sure if you go for horseradish because you'll find a cleaner, legs akimbo doing a handstand in your shower when you get home... Edited to add it could also be the ideal moment to find out how you'd look with a beard... >> Edited by Plotloss on Friday 16th December 14:42

that is comedy gold

[darth dave]

blindswelledrat said:

Believe it or not I was asked to make- and I quote- "Thwacking noises" to see whether it triggered. If this cleaner ends up sounding anything like the combination of us two 'testing' the devices I certainly don't want to hear it .

[Plotloss]

anonymous said:

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Testing devices?

Come on, explain.

A chipolata and a sample of cheap carpet?

That sort of thing?

[slikk]

Or maybe just leave a box of these on show.. .. ..



sorry, but i am in hysterics here, i didnt know such a specific product even existed.. .. ..

[darth dave]

Plotloss said:

Testing devices? Come on, explain. A chipolata and a sample of cheap carpet? That sort of thing?

A cucumber and a tin of tuna maybe?

[blueyes]

Here's what you want!!!

"EZ Witness"

www.cctvwholesalers.com/customer/product.php?productid=16357

[B17NNS]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

yes isnt today the day?

[pdV6]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I think you mean "afinger"...

[Carrera2]

Yup the device is hidden in a suitcase with the mic hanging out discretely.

I couldn't think of a suitable trigger so we'll just have to cross our 'fingers' and 'touch wood' that she's feeling fruity.

The thing records in MP3 format so if we hit gold I can mail it around

[blindswelledrat]

pdV6 said:

anonymous said: [redacted] I think you mean "afinger"...

Ouch!

[Dinod]

Carrera2 said:

Yup the device is hidden in a suitcase with the mic hanging out discretely. I couldn't think of a suitable trigger so we'll just have to cross our 'fingers' and 'touch wood' that she's feeling fruity. The thing records in MP3 format so if we hit gold I can mail it around

I'll be the solution to you trigger problem!!
Form an orderly queue behind me for 'trigger duty'

Re getting her to feel fruity, I seem to remember there being some sort of 'Spanish drops' that can turn water into something more potent....Just a rumour I've heard of course.

[chilli]

Carrera2 said:

Yup the device is hidden in a suitcase with the mic hanging out discretely. I couldn't think of a suitable trigger so we'll just have to cross our 'fingers' and 'touch wood' that she's feeling fruity. The thing records in MP3 format so if we hit gold I can mail it around

Sorry, but have to ask........What's the earliest possible time that you'll have some news??!!! This is killing me!!! If you get a result today, I'll pay for the one way mirror and camcorder myself!

[BliarOut]

E-mail it.... If this comes off someone has to host it

[Carrera2]

Chilli

The earliest I'll realistically know is when i get home at 7ish...however I may be going straight out for a beer with a mate - not sure yet.

So to answer your question - I'll either have news tonight or very first thing in the morning.

If we all concentrate hard enough it might somehow make her whack off.

[darth dave]

BliarOut said:

E-mail it.... If this comes off someone has to host it

Maybe she will, you never know your luck

[B17NNS]

uri said:

I will you to crack one off

>> Edited by B17NNS on Wednesday 21st December 10:00

[Carrera2]

B17NNS said:

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Come again..

[Cyberhuss]

I can host it for you C2, if no one else is willing.