Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.
Discussion
anonymous said:
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C2 thinks (for reasons I don't entirely understand but connected to moisturiser, sheets and a blind..) that his cleaner is "pleasuring herself" in his spare room whilst he's at work. He's planted a voice activated recorder in the spare room to see what he can hear. I think that's about it?? The other 12 and a half pages are
jokes! Have I missed anything???!!!!
porkus said:
Maybe he has gone to the pub and is now sitting enjoying his pint....... laughing hysterically as you all wait for him?
but he isnt coming as it is a wind up?
You know, I think you could be onto something there! 
Still, funny thread and should be a worthy winner of thread of the year
This video may be the truth.
www.break.com/articles/dirtyboy.html
www.break.com/articles/dirtyboy.html
dj111s said:I was just about to get up, head up to bed, and get cracking off to sleep as Im stiff and I have a hard day tomorrow as it is, when I came across this thread!!
where are you? The nation awaits!
Epic humour 
Read the whole thing to completion, but we still dont know what came of it! Will have to rise early, its always a hooter seeing the lengths men get up to, trying to catch a woman emptying sacks around the house (ok ok, coat/hat/bed etc
) Fingers crossed for the morning
UKBob said:
where are you? The nation awaits!
Will have to rise early, its seeing the lengths men get up to with hooters, trying to catch a woman emptying sacks around the house (ok ok, coat/hat/bed etc
Fingers sticky in the morning
you did that deliberately didnt you?
Morning all...
Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense.
It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip.
Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time.
Pissed-off-of-Surrey.
Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense.
It was a disaster I'm afraid, the
thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time.
Pissed-off-of-Surrey.
@ Carrera2. GravelBen said:
where are you? The nation awaits!
Will have to rise early, its seeing the lengths men get up to with hooters, trying to catch a woman emptying sacks around the house (ok ok, coat/hat/bed etc
Fingers sticky in the morning
you did that deliberately didnt you?
I see you've been fiddling with it manually though
Bugger it carrera! So what does the manual say, and when is she next due to come round?
UKBob said:
I see you've been fiddling with it manually though
Bugger it carrera! So what does the manual say, and when is she next due to come round?
It seems the device can be set to come on at different times - I'll do a few tests next week before to make sure it works.
Next Thursday is B-day now....
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