Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

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Flat in Fifth

35,201 posts

194 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Now I'm confused..

Is it the cleaner or carrera2 or the prius driver who is being accused of being a wnaker, or all three?

see www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=230166&f=141&h=0

chilli

17,305 posts

179 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Carrera2 said:
Chilli

The earliest I'll realistically know is when i get home at 7ish...however I may be going straight out for a beer with a mate - not sure yet.

So to answer your question - I'll either have news tonight or very first thing in the morning.

If we all concentrate hard enough it might somehow make her whack off.



NO chance of popping home for lunch then
Ok, Ok....I'll wait till the morning!!

zaktoo

1,401 posts

183 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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BliarOut said:
E-mail it.... If this comes off someone has to host it


So many double entendres...good job

dj111s

23,041 posts

170 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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T minus 30........

tomtom

4,051 posts

173 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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dj111s said:
T minus 30........
Bet he's gone to the boozer.
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Plotloss

67,279 posts

213 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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So wheres the early money?

Recording of said maid up to her knuckles or someone rooting around taking the piss out of his pants (well, not literally, unless she does laundry)

vixpy1

42,353 posts

207 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Plotloss said:
So wheres the early money?



We want the Money shot!

ahem..

alfaman

5,874 posts

177 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Plotloss said:
So wheres the early money?

Recording of said maid up to her knuckles or someone rooting around taking the piss out of his pants (well, not literally, unless she does laundry)


Sound of vacuum cleaning under bed ...........followed by maid un-jamming porn mags sucked into hose ?

runflat

79 posts

165 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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If he gets a result I'm hiring a cleaner first thing tomorrow, preferably his one. The missus would be well pleased.

puggit

41,477 posts

191 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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runflat said:
If he gets a result I'm hiring a cleaner first thing tomorrow, preferably his one. The missus would be well pleased.
The missus has a thing for averagely attractive female cleaners flicking the bean in the spare room?

I think you're in for 3 times the fun

tomtom

4,051 posts

173 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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puggit said:
I think you're in for 3 times the fun
3?

Flat in Fifth

35,201 posts

194 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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I think my money is on that if he gets a result this lot will be putting in extra phone lines.

Worthy of a second bet is that by 8am somebody will have posted the "this thread is worthless without pictures" smiley.....

polus

4,343 posts

168 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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I hope hes not gone for a beer, so selfish

Hurry up with the thwack-track

UncleDave

7,148 posts

174 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Cyberhuss said:
I can host it for you C2, if no one else is willing.


Only just spotted this thread.
I can host, too. Got plenty of bandwidth left this month and I hate it when it goes to waste!

Dave.

fcukruss

83 posts

164 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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i simply cannot beleive that he has gone to the pub!!!

if it were me,id be like a five year old on xmas morning waiting to open xmas presents.


get home and spread the word


russ

Mac GT

1,283 posts

172 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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russ said:


get home and spread the word





or the cleaners legs, if he gets home in time

porkus

464 posts

170 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Maybe he has gone to the pub and is now sitting enjoying his pint....... laughing hysterically as you all wait for him?
but he isnt coming as it is a wind up?

vixpy1

42,353 posts

207 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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russ said:


get home and spread the Moans




alexkp

16,466 posts

187 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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Can someone summarise this thread for me? I really can't be arsed to read it all.

What has happened and where are things currently at?

Cheers.

turbobloke

84,800 posts

203 months

Wednesday 21st December 2005
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porkus said:
but he isnt coming
not why we're here my friend
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