Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

[Flat in Fifth]

tonto said:

Can't you mess up your house like now, so she has to come over sooner? Re Web Cam, there are enough PH'rs who are now so desperate to see the evidence that you could get your entire house setup with a high-tech surveillance network in about 45 mins ! What do we want .... Cleaner Porn When do we want it ... Now ! Mary Whitehouse would be proud

My vote for funniest post on the thread!!!

Even SIS are so concerned about this going to set up a nationwide trackng system to monitor C2' cleaners whereabouts. Perhaps we could arrange for an ANPR camera in your spare room?

ANPR......

Automated 'Nuckle-assisted Pronging Recorder.

Come on you lot can surely improve on that pathetic attempt, we have a week to wait........

[Vesuvius996]

"How many PHers can you fit in a wardrobe?"

LMFAO

[whatever]

neil.b said:

whatever said: Carrera2 said: Morning all... Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense. It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time. Pissed-off-of-Surrey. Is this what we'd call an anti-climax? I think it's what is commonly known as a circle jerk.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk

This is one biscuit I'd not be wanting to eat...

[johnfm]

Carrera2 said:

Morning all... Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense. It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time. Pissed-off-of-Surrey.

Even if this was the case, you should have posted that it worked a treat, she was calling out your name as she flicked the bean then she came around later with three of her fit mates etc etc.

[puggit]

whatever said:

neil.b said: whatever said: Carrera2 said: Morning all... Yes I did got to the pub - I'm sorry to have left you all in suspense. It was a disaster I'm afraid, the thing obviously has an auto-off setting and so all I recorded was about 20 secs of me hiding it in a suitcase then shutting the door then zip. Really annoyed but I'll look through the manual and see how to disable that function for next time. Pissed-off-of-Surrey. Is this what we'd call an anti-climax? I think it's what is commonly known as a circle jerk.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk This is one biscuit I'd not be wanting to eat...

'Frottage'

[Darth Dave]

Did she leave you a note saying C U Next Thursday or did you leave one saying that for her?

[KingRichard]

wikipedia said:

a more interactive form of mutual masturbation via Internet link may be possible using teledildonics

come on C2, crack out the teledildonic machine


What a ing great word...






















teledildonics

[chilli]

Carrera2 said:

UKBob said: I see you've been fiddling with it manually though Bugger it carrera! So what does the manual say, and when is she next due to come round? It seems the device can be set to come on at different times - I'll do a few tests next week before to make sure it works. Next Thursday is B-day now....

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I go on holiday in Wednesday. Can't you get her round for a bit of overtime...I'll pay??!!

[blindswelledrat]

- how are you going to explain to your relevant other half that you desperately need to find an internet cafe to discover whether a cleaner has interfered with herself?

[chilli]

blindswelledrat said:

- how are you going to explain to your relevant other half that you desperately need to find an internet cafe to discover whether a cleaner has interfered with herself?

I'll come up with something...!!!!! "Just checking the weather dear"

[vetteheadracer]

ZR1cliff said:

You could always try this.

It's not a Cliffhanger....he's in the wardrobe or under the lampshade......

[Cossie.]

Argh...this thread has been beaten to death, is it not time to put it to bed yet?!

[StuB]

Apparently C2's maid does a bit of part time work for Maxim too

[dj111s]

StuB said:

Apparently C2's maid does a bit of part time work for Maxim too

clcuking bell.

[Platinum]

Any updates?

[alfaman]

StuB said:

Apparently C2's maid does a bit of part time work for Maxim too

If she were my cleaner ... she would HAVE to remove the outfit ..


Those heels would leave scuff marks on the floor !

[rich 36]

and if i'm not terribly misstaken, thats Not floor cleaner in that bottle,
looks more like surface wipe for the bathroom sink!

[AlexH]

rich 36 said:

and if i'm not terribly misstaken, thats Not floor cleaner in that bottle, looks more like surface wipe for the bathroom sink!

LMFAO

Please, please tell me you forgot the smilies on that and you're taking the piss, not that you looked at a pic of a bloody fit bird wearing not alot and what you noticed was she was using the wrong type of cleaner!

Edited to add - top thread by the way!

>> Edited by AlexH on Wednesday 28th December 10:29

[eccles]

definately looks like an ikea metal cupboard in the background as well!

[Plotloss]

eccles said:

definately looks like an ikea metal cupboard in the background as well!

LOOK!

Ontop of said Ikea unit.

Is it?

I think it may be...

It is!

THE WING-ED HORSE OF CHAV TAT!!!!

Halleuja!

Charlie, be a love, give us your cleaners number!