Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

[vixpy1]

Busted!

[deltafox]

You could always drop a sheet over yourself and make like a chair..........

Failing that and for the rest of you pervs (me included)...www.dirtylatinamaids.com

[raf dug]

alfaman said:

StuB said: Apparently C2's maid does a bit of part time work for Maxim too If she were my cleaner ... she would HAVE to remove the outfit .. Those heels would leave scuff marks on the floor !

No they don't, well not on my floor anyway.

[Teppic]

Plotloss said:

eccles said: definately looks like an ikea metal cupboard in the background as well! LOOK! Ontop of said Ikea unit. Is it? I think it may be... It is! THE WING-ED HORSE OF CHAV TAT!!!! Halleuja! Charlie, be a love, give us your cleaners number!

It looks more like a Star Wars DVD box set to me...

[Flat in Fifth]

Anyway isn't it D-day tomorrow?

[Platinum]

Flat in Fifth said:

Anyway isn't it D-day tomorrow?

I hope Carrera has the hang of his voice recorder now...

[Gruffy]

Can't believe I haven't caught this thread already!

Trap suggestion...
Try burning a scented incense stick the morning of D-day. Granted, it's not guaranteed success, but anything to improve the odds eh?

You NEED camera equipment. Stop fannying about (tee-up) and get a spy-cam!!

Gruffy

[anonymous-user]

Here we go again. . .

[vixpy1]

stovey said:

Here we go again. . .

Well, we are hopeing the cleaner 'goes again'

[anonymous-user]

vixpy1 said:

stovey said: Here we go again. . . Well, we are hopeing the cleaner 'goes again'

[Carrera2]

Quick update.

It's B-day yet again. I couldn't get the bloody voice recorder to stay on so I'm changing my approach a little bit.

I've left my house spick and span so she's little work to do (on the house) and I'm planning on returning home early to try and catch her in the act!

The only phallic looking thing I could find last night to leave out as a trigger was a candle - I've heard that girls sometimes 'use' them so we'll see.

Wish me luck!!

[tomtom]

Hope you've practiced opening doors quietly ...

[vixpy1]

Leave a Michael Jackson CD there, she could be on and you will know if she has been doing stuff () if there is..

wait for it..







its coming...








"Blood on the Dancefloor"



Sorry

[Carrera2]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

:lol:

I know - with xmas and everything it went to the back of my mind I'm afraid.

I'll try harder in the new year!

[Cossie.]

Carrera2 said:

it went to the back of my mind I'm afraid.

Not for this sad lot though - it's the highlight of their Christmas!

[Gruffy]

I think with the 'creeping back home early' approach there'll not be a next time Carrera. You have an obligation not to stuff this up now. I'd hold off until you have everything in place

Gruffy

[anonymous-user]

[quote=Carrera2I know - with xmas and everything it went to the back of my mind I'm afraid.[/quote]

You can thnk of Christmas at a time like this!

[Carrera2]

Gruffy said:

I think with the 'creeping back home early' approach there'll not be a next time Carrera. You have an obligation not to stuff this up now. I'd hold off until you have everything in place Gruffy

If I catch my cleaner strumming herself in my house I would consider that a result. Granted it might not do anything for you but I'll be pretty chuffed!

[Gruffy]

Carrera2 said:

Gruffy said: I think with the 'creeping back home early' approach there'll not be a next time Carrera. You have an obligation not to stuff this up now. I'd hold off until you have everything in place If I catch my cleaner strumming herself in my house I would consider that a result. Granted it might not do anything for you but I'll be pretty chuffed!

The 'what's the time Mr Wolf?' tactic is doomed to failure. You even point your key at the front door and she'll be up like a meercat. Then you'll not get any chuff, pretty or otherwise!

Gruffy

[catretriever]

If you're determined to go with the 'Mr Wolf' approach then you owe it to yourself to do it properly and turn up at home equipped as a Window Cleaner. Guaranteed fanny-action by all accounts.