Suggestions rqd - Cleaner suspected of beating off in house.

[Carrera2]

I understand the anger that this thread is still going from some (track demon for example only posts on here to tell people not to post on here bizarrely) who are getting frustrated at the lack of action.

All I can say is don't read it if you don't feel the love!

I shall do my duty and report back when I get home to tell you if she's been a naughty girl or if there's anything suspicious to report.

If not, lets call it a day.

Here's hoping

[Carrera2]

OK guys some pics for you.

Apologies for the delay - been trying to get the photos off my phone over lunch.

It's happened again! Again nothing compelling - just some 'moisturiser' in an unexplainable position. I hope you can see OK - I took 2 photos for you.

I don't know what to say - 'somethings' happening, I don't claim to know what although I'm pretty sure she's thrashing her growler in there every now and then.



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[Carrera2]

vetteheadracer said:

Have you checked your ceiling in case you've got a leak?

Yes I did - although it doesn't rain Nivea round my way.

[Carrera2]

Nick P said:

puggit said: My god! That's a hell of a 'wet spot'!!! sorry to be a bit base, but.......... have you had a sniff?

How do you think I know it's Nivea...

[Carrera2]

trackdemon said:

Carrera2 said: OK guys some pics for you. Apologies for the delay - been trying to get the photos off my phone over lunch. It's happened again! Again nothing compelling - just some 'moisturiser' in an unexplainable position. I hope you can see OK - I took 2 photos for you. I don't know what to say - 'somethings' happening, I don't claim to know what although I'm pretty sure she's thrashing her growler in there every now and then. and Oh my god, jeez, if that aint a cleaner beating off then I don't know what is.....

Oh Track Demon you are predictably boring.

I did say before that if you don't like the thread just bugger off.

It's 'SUSPISCIOUS' and that's the title of the thread

[Carrera2]

GregE240 said:

C2, Bit old to be pissing the bed still, aren't you? And fancy you photographing it and showing it to your online friends.......

I know, I feel pride of ownership though.

[Carrera2]

trackdemon said:

Carrera2 said: trackdemon said: [quote=Carrera2]OK guys some pics for you. Apologies for the delay - been trying to get the photos off my phone over lunch. It's happened again! Again nothing compelling - just some 'moisturiser' in an unexplainable position. I hope you can see OK - I took 2 photos for you. I don't know what to say - 'somethings' happening, I don't claim to know what although I'm pretty sure she's thrashing her growler in there every now and then. Oh my god, jeez, if that aint a cleaner beating off then I don't know what is..... Oh Track Demon you are predictably boring. I did say before that if you don't like the thread just bugger off. It's 'SUSPISCIOUS' and that's the title of the thread See, now you've hurt my feelings...... C2 I actually thing you're quite a funny chap, and this thread is amusing so chill man its just a bit of light hearted piss-taking of the fact this saga has been dragging for so long. Note emoticon's in all my posts. After all, I do have a point....

I'm very chilled out

Mind you I don't have the pressure to investigate the truth of threads bogging me down.

[Carrera2]

havoc said:

chrisgr31 said: Ahhh but thats because we want closure. Either Carrera to confirm its a wind up, or that the cleaner fancies him rotten and they ride off into the sunset together! I now think it's a wind-up, and Carrera's just trying to get it to 50 pages first. Why? Because if he was as interested as he seems to be in 'getting evidence', he'd have bought and installed something by now!

Just noticed this.

The reason I'm not reporting back is that I seem to be getting a load of stick about it being a wind-up. I simply can't be arsed to field all comments.

Suffice to say my circle of mates are just as interested as you guys though, and a damn sight less cynical. They're also helping with traps etc...

[Carrera2]

sleep envy said:

Carrera2 said: Just noticed this. The reason I'm not reporting back is that I seem to be getting a load of stick about it being a wind-up. I simply can't be arsed to field all comments. Suffice to say my circle of mates are just as interested as you guys though, and a damn sight less cynical. They're also helping with traps etc... What colour handbag would sir like?

Pink please. and fluffly so I can rub it on my balls.

[Carrera2]

Seriously, it's been fun but I'm not going to say anymore.

You all hate me, sniff, leave me alone, sniff.

[Carrera2]

pdV6 said:

Meanwhile, in the C2 household...

Excuse me?

[Carrera2]

S2rr Kitty said:

I've not read this entire thread... couple of pages at the start & a couple at the end is all I have the stomach for at this time in the morning.... However, I find it all ing hilarious... because when I popped over to David's house the other day to see his new bike, his 'cleaner' popped round to collect his pay..... I must say that for a pensioner of 76 he's very spritely and if he's getting a kick out of beating off in Davids house at his age then fair play to the old codger.... He certainly does a good job... the place was 'spanking' - it must be a combination of his parkinsons / feather duster that brings the polishing up a treat....

Good work