Holly Willoughby vs Fearne Cotton?

[Rod Rammage]

Yugguy said:

torres del paine said:

How tall aren't you?

Well, I always thought I was 5 foot, 8 AND A HALF inches tall. However an earlier thread has ascertained that I am in fact a narcissicistic hairy dwarf.

I always tell lasses that I'm not short - I'm just IN THE DISTANCE.

[Yugguy]

Kim Tserkezie screams filth.


Besides, you could take her to the Oxo and she'd never even notice.

[Rod Rammage]

And let's not forget Amanda Lamb.

Oh, and Jenna Louise Coleman.

Sadly both tend to wear far to many clothes for my liking.

[Aerofoil]

Vixpy1 said:

Yugguy said:

This is the girl for me, Penny Pocket from Balamory.

Big, cock-sucking cheeks and she's in a wheelchair so she's just the right height for me.

* 100

[Schnell]

Aerofoil said:

Vixpy1 said:

Yugguy said:

This is the girl for me, Penny Pocket from Balamory.

Big, cock-sucking cheeks and she's in a wheelchair so she's just the right height for me.

* 100

Oooh that's close to the wire but I'll let you have it.

[308mate]

Yugguy said:

This is the girl for me, Penny Pocket from Balamory.

Big, cock-sucking cheeks and she's in a wheelchair so she's just the right height for me.

Youre getting the hang of this arent you.

Nice work.

[Munkie]

Yugguy said:

This is the girl for me, Penny Pocket from Balamory.

Big, cock-sucking cheeks and she's in a wheelchair so she's just the right height for me.

Hahaha, excellent!

Also, if you fancy some bum fun you can just tip her out of her chair and she can't even put up a struggle

[Schnell]

...anyways. Back on topic, who can forget this little piece of crumpet?





obviously before she went bald and turned into a man of course

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

...anyways. Back on topic, who can forget this little piece of crumpet?





obviously before she went bald and turned into a man of course

OK if you like scrawny mentals.

You could see her mentalness coming from a mile off.

Prefer the chunkier, more sane girls.

Anyway...

Amanda Lamb...

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Nicely nice.

[Yugguy]

To be fair Gail Porter did scream filth.

[Rod Rammage]

Munkie said:

Yugguy said:

This is the girl for me, Penny Pocket from Balamory.

Big, cock-sucking cheeks and she's in a wheelchair so she's just the right height for me.

Hahaha, excellent!

Also, if you fancy some bum fun you can just tip her out of her chair and she can't even put up a struggle

Hmmm... does donkeypunching work on her?

If not I shall have to bow out.

[Rod Rammage]

Yugguy said:

To be fair Gail Porter did scream filth.

She screamed "I AM NOT A MENTAL!"

But actually, she was!

[dougc]

Yugguy said:

To be fair Gail Porter did scream filth.

Especially here:

[Schnell]

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

[Munkie]

anonymous said:

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Oh hell yes.

You seen that program she does? - basically street mate with cooking, she is always looking mighty tasty on that.

[Schnell]

Munkie said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Oh hell yes.

You seen that program she does? - basically street mate with cooking, she is always looking mighty tasty on that.

Love handles anyone?

[Yugguy]

Yes please

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

Munkie said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Oh hell yes.

You seen that program she does? - basically street mate with cooking, she is always looking mighty tasty on that.

Love handles anyone?

Now THAT is a proper sturdy girl.

She would take hours of pummelling.

And yet...

... something a bit butch about her, aint there?

I bet her little fella is bigger than mine.

And mine's MASSIVE!

[Schnell]

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

That do you?