Holly Willoughby vs Fearne Cotton?

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

That do you?

Sadly, no.

Don't worry Schnell, I don't judge you. I have no idea how to post pics either. Otherwise you would now be looking at a close-up picture of my old-fella, in all its gnarly weather-beaten glory.

[Schnell]

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

That do you?

Sadly, no.

Don't worry Schnell, I don't judge you. I have no idea how to post pics either. Otherwise you would now be looking at a close-up picture of my old-fella, in all its gnarly weather-beaten glory.

Err, please refrain. There's a good chap

Anyway, hopefully this will work




Pure dirt.

[Schnell]

...or if sir prefers:

[pdV6]

Schnell said:

Shit a brick! Best photo yet?

I dunno, this one's ok:

[Fidgits]

collateral said:

Something about Fearne completely bugs the shit out of me.

Admittedly she looks good enough but the annoyingness is a deal breaker.

In summation, mine's a Holly:

hmmm...

I'll have to order a number 82 next time I get take away... if only i'd known they looked like that sooner!

[NDA]

Quite possibly perfect.

Case closed.

[Schnell]

NDA said:

Quite possibly perfect.

Case closed.

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

This is perfection:



there are also reports thats she's gone all Paris Hilton and made a naughty vid...

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

That do you?

Sadly, no.

Don't worry Schnell, I don't judge you. I have no idea how to post pics either. Otherwise you would now be looking at a close-up picture of my old-fella, in all its gnarly weather-beaten glory.

Err, please refrain. There's a good chap

Anyway, hopefully this will work




Pure dirt.

The purest of the purest dirt. And she knows it. And jesus I would go at her until I came out of the other side.

Sweating now.

More please.

[Schnell]

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

Err, perhaps just try sucking them instead?

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

Err, perhaps just try sucking them instead?

Aw jesus I never thought of that. See this is why I never get past second base with lasses.

What about a vigourous two-handed 360 degree twist?

[Schnell]

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

Err, perhaps just try sucking them instead?

Aw jesus I never thought of that. See this is why I never get past second base with lasses.

What about a vigourous two-handed 360 degree twist?

This is why we are here. To help!

perhaps wrestling them to the ground is not such a good idea?

[Rod Rammage]

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

Err, perhaps just try sucking them instead?

Aw jesus I never thought of that. See this is why I never get past second base with lasses.

What about a vigourous two-handed 360 degree twist?

This is why we are here. To help!

perhaps wrestling them to the ground is not such a good idea?

I agree. Wrestling is fixed. That's why I use advanced grappling techniques. Sadly the feds take a dim view.

I am posting this from my secret hideout.

[NDA]

Back vaguely, well, OK not really....... this girl, Melissa Theuriau is a French anchor (A N C H O R) woman...

[Vixpy1]

Eye wood

[Schnell]

^^

Tits aren't big enough

[Yugguy]

Schnell said:

^^

Tits aren't big enough

Aye, but she's French so will be intrinsically dirty.

[Rod Rammage]

NDA said:

Back vaguely, well, OK not really....... this girl, Melissa Theuriau is a French anchor (A N C H O R) woman...

FAR too boney. By far.

Plus I could ride my BMX through that cleavage.

NOTE - that is NOT a good thing.

Jenna Louise Coleman, on the other hand, is a total hornbag.

[Rod Rammage]

Rod Rammage said:

NDA said:

... Plus I could ride my BMX through that cleavage...

On further reflection I could not ride my BMX through there. But I could probably roll a marble down there unimpeded.

[Schnell]

Rod Rammage said:

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Jenna Louise Coleman, on the other hand, is a total hornbag.

The smirk says it all really.

Dirty bitch.