Holly Willoughby vs Fearne Cotton?

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Munkie said:

Yugguy said:

This is the girl for me, Penny Pocket from Balamory.

Big, cock-sucking cheeks and she's in a wheelchair so she's just the right height for me.

Hahaha, excellent!

Also, if you fancy some bum fun you can just tip her out of her chair and she can't even put up a struggle

Hmmm... does donkeypunching work on her?

If not I shall have to bow out.

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Yugguy said:

To be fair Gail Porter did scream filth.

She screamed "I AM NOT A MENTAL!"

But actually, she was!

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Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

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Schnell said:

Munkie said:

anonymous said:

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Oh hell yes.

You seen that program she does? - basically street mate with cooking, she is always looking mighty tasty on that.

Love handles anyone?

Now THAT is a proper sturdy girl.

She would take hours of pummelling.

And yet...

... something a bit butch about her, aint there?

I bet her little fella is bigger than mine.

And mine's MASSIVE!

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Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

That do you?

Sadly, no.

Don't worry Schnell, I don't judge you. I have no idea how to post pics either. Otherwise you would now be looking at a close-up picture of my old-fella, in all its gnarly weather-beaten glory.

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Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

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Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Oooof!

I bet her back doors are hanging off their hinges already

Filth is not the word.

Picture? Please repost cos that pic of Porter's arse on a building aint getting my jt up.

That do you?

Sadly, no.

Don't worry Schnell, I don't judge you. I have no idea how to post pics either. Otherwise you would now be looking at a close-up picture of my old-fella, in all its gnarly weather-beaten glory.

Err, please refrain. There's a good chap

Anyway, hopefully this will work




Pure dirt.

The purest of the purest dirt. And she knows it. And jesus I would go at her until I came out of the other side.

Sweating now.

More please.

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Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

Err, perhaps just try sucking them instead?

Aw jesus I never thought of that. See this is why I never get past second base with lasses.

What about a vigourous two-handed 360 degree twist?

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Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

her fun bags are too small comparative to her waist.

Smaller it better.

Perkier.

And more twiddlesome.

Big ones confuse me. I never know how hard to punch them.

Err, perhaps just try sucking them instead?

Aw jesus I never thought of that. See this is why I never get past second base with lasses.

What about a vigourous two-handed 360 degree twist?

This is why we are here. To help!

perhaps wrestling them to the ground is not such a good idea?

I agree. Wrestling is fixed. That's why I use advanced grappling techniques. Sadly the feds take a dim view.

I am posting this from my secret hideout.

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NDA said:

Back vaguely, well, OK not really....... this girl, Melissa Theuriau is a French anchor (A N C H O R) woman...

FAR too boney. By far.

Plus I could ride my BMX through that cleavage.

NOTE - that is NOT a good thing.

Jenna Louise Coleman, on the other hand, is a total hornbag.

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Rod Rammage said:

NDA said:

... Plus I could ride my BMX through that cleavage...

On further reflection I could not ride my BMX through there. But I could probably roll a marble down there unimpeded.

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Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

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Jenna Louise Coleman, on the other hand, is a total hornbag.

The smirk says it all really.

Dirty bitch.

That's a "I have two strings up love-beads up my pipe" smirk.

Recognise it anywhere.

She loves it.

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NDA said:

sorry, just had to put the brakes on there for a second. The wife's prowling.

God NDA, your wife... bet she likes it up the wrong un more than the right un, eh?

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sleep envy said:

just seen Kara-Louise off BB in Convent Garden - Christ she's got a big arse!

would still tease one up her though

Is that a joke?

Now I'm as sympathetic towards... you know, folks with funny faces, and that... as the next man.

But she's got one of them faces like that geezer off Spiderman. Fair enough, and good luck to her, but I couldn't bring myself to blow my spuds on her two-toned visage.

She has got a big arse, mind.

And that's a good thing.

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moleamol said:

Schnell said:

moleamol said:

Fearne Cotton is lovely. I even like her voice.

{sigh}

GAY HOMO FAGGOT!!!!

Erm.



No.

She looks like she's been dug up.

But I would.

Eugh, Zombie-shagging. What have I been reduced to?

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Schnell said:

I dont see it TBH. Am I missing something?

Face is not so much, but it has a frolicsome quality.

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Just got out of the sin bin chaps.

Man, I aint ever going to the joint again. They passed me round like a... oh wait, that's what got me in there in the first place.

And when I got out my girl was married to someone else, and my kids were calling him Daddy.

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Schnell said:

Rod Rammage said:

Schnell said:

I dont see it TBH. Am I missing something?

Face is not so much, but it has a frolicsome quality.

Ah, but I am an avid protestor of the dont look at the mantle-peice when one's poking the fire theory. Afterall, where else are you supposed to drop the cargo when your done?

Face is very important

I agree, to the extent that they must have a face

Nice to see someone with standards as high as mine. Don't have time for them faceless birds.

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NDA said:

Rod Rammage said:

I agree, to the extent that they must have a face

Nice to see someone with standards as high as mine. Don't have time for them faceless birds.

And limbs. Limbs are good.

Yeah you need to be a bit more realistic NDA, or you'll never get a girl...

... who will lie still whilst you do all them bad things in your head...

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NDA said:

Reckon you're right on that one.

Great fun thread today - I'm still chuckling about kids TV presenters and:

The Fairies: "It's time to put on on our fairy nighties."
Me: thwap, thwap, thwap.

Still laughing about that this morning.