Problems with Friends Girlfriend

[Heskey]

She sounds like a complete farce.

Expose her for the sg she is and save your mate a lot of trouble; AND YOURSELF (Which means don't do her)

That's right people, I'm saying you should "grass" - Be a decent man!

[ApexJimi]

This is a complete no-brainer.

The moral high ground, once lost, is virtually impossible to ever attain again.

Not having cheated on any girl is something I am very very proud of

[Chilli]

SpydieNut said:

not much of a mate, are you?

Agree with this. You should back right off from her., Tell her it was funny at first but you're not interested. Then tell him all.

[Snag1981]

The Ben said:

DONT DO IT, it causes too much trouble... However I secretly want you too...

hmm.

[TonyHetherington]

ApexJimi said:

This is a complete no-brainer.

The moral high ground, once lost, is virtually impossible to ever attain again.

Not having cheated on any girl is something I am very very proud of

Yes yes, but that does not a funny thread make!

[Cara Van Man]

Heskey said:

She sounds like a complete farce.

Agreed.

If you have some integrity and turn her down, you'll render her armoury useless.

She's just a spoilt brat who uses her to get her own way.

Turn her down and you'll see her true colours.

[LukeBird]

Metroarea said:

dougc said:

Get it nailed.

It's true. You know you're going to have to.

+1 Take one for the team.
Kick her back doors in while you're at it. You know you want to.

[Eddh]

LukeBird said:

Metroarea said:

dougc said:

Get it nailed.

It's true. You know you're going to have to.

+1 Take one for the team.
Kick her back doors in while you're at it. You know you want to.

Take photos and then show my mate?

[LukeBird]

Eddh said:

LukeBird said:

Metroarea said:

dougc said:

Get it nailed.

It's true. You know you're going to have to.

+1 Take one for the team.
Kick her back doors in while you're at it. You know you want to.

Take photos and then show my mate?

Well if you're thinking that, I think it's safe to say you're getting a gob job tonight!

[Heskey]

Oi Eddh, listen to what I said above:

Don't do anything with her; tell her in no-uncertain terms she's a trollop, and let your friend know what's been going on.

[Kentish]

TonyHetherington said:

ApexJimi said:

This is a complete no-brainer.

The moral high ground, once lost, is virtually impossible to ever attain again.

Not having cheated on any girl is something I am very very proud of

Yes yes, but that does not a funny thread make!

[Justayellowbadge]

Eddh said:

LukeBird said:

Metroarea said:

dougc said:

Get it nailed.

It's true. You know you're going to have to.

+1 Take one for the team.
Kick her back doors in while you're at it. You know you want to.

Take photos and then show my mate?

'Oh God, I was right, you are sooo hot. Don't stop, that's so good.....Hang on. What's that little red light blinking on the bookcase?'

'It's a bloody camera. You bd. Why did you do this without telling me? bd'

'Turn round. My left side's my best. Oh yes, just there, don't stop, etc etc'

[minimax]

Eddh said:

Option A was kind of sarcastic but hey it seems to be what most people are going for!

One of my mates contstantly keeps telling me and once I'm drunk I will end up nailing her - I have a bit of a reputation amoung close friends of not caring if the girl has a boyfriend (havn't done this to a half decent mate though)

ok, change of opinion. you are a cock

how you can consider the chap your mate if you're actively considering doing his bird?

I wonder if your mate would fck your GF? probably not, it's something chaps do to people who aren't their mate..having said that... HTH

[Heskey]

Oh my god! Better idea!

Call your mate round for a night in; then text her like "If Bob's not there, come over! x"

When she arrives, expose her INFRONT of him. 2 birds with 1 stone and she'll see first hand what the effects of her sluttery are.

Women... Saucy but evil

Edited by Heskey on Tuesday 2nd September 11:36

[SMcP114]

Do her.

Deny it.

Job done.

HTH

[beanbag]

Neil_H said:

Spit roast.

Eloquently said....

[ali_kat]

Harry Flashman said:

Banging your friend's woman is a complete no-no, unless of course you have his permission.

Formally request a road test.

[sevros1981]

The Ben said:

erm...




the otherside of the coin is, My mate nailed my ex g/f, me and her were having a difficult spotsort of on/off, he knew her anyway through other people and he also saw her when me and her were together... eventually we split up for whatever reason, about 6 months later we spoke about maybe getting back together, and then she asked me if I had slept with anyone else during our relationship and after and I told her I had after but not during, so I asked her, and she said she slept with my mate during the on/off period...

it ended like well fk you then ex g/f and during a footie training session I double footed tackled my mate and lamped him on the nose while he was on the floor, which errupted in a fight. At the time he didnt have any idea why I was doing this and just fought back, we got pulled apart. Since he shas tried to appologise, doesnt really wash...

Jesus wept. Jeremy Kyle?

[Eddh]

minimax said:

Eddh said:

Option A was kind of sarcastic but hey it seems to be what most people are going for!

One of my mates contstantly keeps telling me and once I'm drunk I will end up nailing her - I have a bit of a reputation amoung close friends of not caring if the girl has a boyfriend (havn't done this to a half decent mate though)

ok, change of opinion. you are a cock

how you can consider the chap your mate if you're actively considering doing his bird?

I wonder if your mate would fck your GF? probably not, it's something chaps do to people who aren't their mate..having said that... HTH

I think you interoperated that wrong! I said that although I have boned acquaintances' girlfriends I haven't done it to anyone that I would consider a 'mate'.

[minimax]

Heskey said:

Oh my god! Better idea!

Call your mate round for a night in; then text her like "If Bob's not there, come over! x"

When she arrives, expose her INFRONT of him. 2 birds with 1 stone and she'll see first hand what the effects of her sluttery are.

Women... Saucy but evil

Edited by Heskey on Tuesday 2nd September 11:36

good idea!