Problems with Friends Girlfriend

Problems with Friends Girlfriend

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minimax

11,984 posts

256 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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sevros1981 said:
The Ben said:
erm...




the otherside of the coin is, My mate nailed my ex g/f, me and her were having a difficult spotsort of on/off, he knew her anyway through other people and he also saw her when me and her were together... eventually we split up for whatever reason, about 6 months later we spoke about maybe getting back together, and then she asked me if I had slept with anyone else during our relationship and after and I told her I had after but not during, so I asked her, and she said she slept with my mate during the on/off period...

it ended like well fk you then ex g/f and during a footie training session I double footed tackled my mate and lamped him on the nose while he was on the floor, which errupted in a fight. At the time he didnt have any idea why I was doing this and just fought back, we got pulled apart. Since he shas tried to appologise, doesnt really wash...
Jesus wept. Jeremy Kyle?
hehe

and a link to his facebook profile set to public in his profile too... why?

confused

J-Tuner

2,855 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Easy pink, difficult brown then wipe it on her curtains.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

251 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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minimax said:
Eddh said:
Option A was kind of sarcastic but hey it seems to be what most people are going for!

One of my mates contstantly keeps telling me and once I'm drunk I will end up nailing her - I have a bit of a reputation amoung close friends of not caring if the girl has a boyfriend (havn't done this to a half decent mate though)
ok, change of opinion. you are a cock
Agreed.

Hope the mate finds out and gives you a bit of the 'Queensbury rules'.

ETA: I feel sorry for 'Bob', a sg for a girlfriend and a pathetic weasel with no morals for a mate. You should be ashamed.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Tuesday 2nd September 11:51

Eddh

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4,656 posts

192 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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I just remembered that Bob kissed a girl Im liked when I was 13!

Does this give me a plausible excuse to bang his Mrs?

r1ch

2,872 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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I wouldn't want you as a mate.

jdw1234

6,021 posts

215 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Eddh said:
Ok guys I have a little bit of a problem, it involves me and one of my friends girlfriends lets call him Bob and her Lisa. This is also a pretty long post so hang in there!

Just a little bit of background info I have know said friend for the past 7 or 8 years and he has been going out with his girlfriend for just under a year as far as I know, I only first met her about a month ago.

Now this is where the fun starts. The first evening I met her I was rather drunk and participating in what I thought as harmless flirting with her. Then as I got more drunk due to been me and having my crude sense of humour I was joking with my mate asking if I could have a go on his Mrs, this was in front of her and she found it rather amusing and did give me a few of ‘those’ looks (only when my mate wasn’t looking though which caught me as quite odd as I was openly doing it in front of him but she felt the need to hide it.

The week following this she managed to get hold of my email address and added me to MSN. She then proceeded to flirt with me of MSN, I knew my mate was there as well so was once again messing around and asking her if she wanted a three some with us both and general crap like that. She then said they were going to bed and signed off, I went back to what I was doing and then 5 minutes later she signs back in again and said something to the effect of ‘Bob has gone to bed now but I just wanted to come back on and tell you that although it looks to people like I’m messing around I’m actually not and would quite like to shag you just don’t let bob find out’.

Throughout the week then I had various text messages from her, just the usual crap ‘Hi! How are you? What you up to? xxx’ that sort of rubbish. ‘Hi sexi! I’m at work and really bored what you doing? xxx’. (yes sexy with an I :rollsmile

Then this weekend I was out with my 2 best mates, a few others and Bob and Lisa, I had already told my 2 best mates about all what had been going on and we could work out if it was a wind up or if she was been serious so our plan of attack was to say to Bob ‘Haha Eddh showed us all that stuff that you were writing to him pretending to be your Mrs’ and see what his reaction was. It did backfire a bit as his reaction was ‘huh what stuff?’ My mate managed to shrug this off very well as nothing.

I was then deleting messages off my phone as it had got full and someone was texting me about car parts so I needed to remove some, as I was scrolling through I didn’t realise that my mate was looking over my shoulder and said ‘oh whos this Lisa bird then you seem to have a lot of messages off her!’ I made some lame excuse that it was some girl at work luckily there is a girl at work who has the same name and he went ‘ooooh Lisa yeah I think you told me about her wasn’t she after you ages ago?’.

All throughout the night his girlfriend was flirting outrageously with me whenever his back was turned or he went to the toilet or anything like that when he wasn’t looking she was touching my leg, grabbing at my arse stuff like that. But only kept it to when he wasn’t looking, I would see her check and then go for it when she was sure she wasn’t going to be caught. Was the night went on and we both for drunk (Bob was driving so he wasn’t drinking) it got more and more.

Towards the end of the night me and a few friends were sat round a table with her and Bob, my phone then goes off and I get the following text message ‘Fuk me ur hot! Want u so badly! X’. I chose to ignore this and then a minute later get a text message saying ‘The msn messenger messages are from me! Promise! Bob doesn’t know x’. I then replied with ‘Yeah sure I reckon your trying to wind me up x’ and get this back ‘No honestly! I promise! The msn convos haven’t been bullst! Your fking hot! X’. Bob then turns to her and goes oh who are you texting? To which she made up some crap excuse saying someone from work didn’t know the code for the alarms so had text her asking for it which seemed to satisfy him. This prompted some knowing looks from my 2 best mates who had guessed correctly what was going on.

I then had another conversation with her over Msn Messenger (Yes yes I know!) which pretty much involved her saying things like ‘you’re the best looking out of your mates’, ‘I want to fk you’ etc etc etc and asked if I wanted to meet up with her some time during this week, which I managed to fob off by saying I was busy all week. This time I know for a fact that my mate wasn’t there because he was working (rung him up to ask what he was doing to see if he was and could hear that he was on a tractor and lugging bales).

Now I need the advise of the PH masses, Do i:

a) Shag my mates Mrs and hope he doesn’t find out (she is pretty damn nice!)
b) Tell my mate in a joking way like haha that was funny what you were both saying last night and if he goes ‘huh?’ tell him.
c) Print off the conversations and armed with them and the text messages go to my mate and show him that his girlfriend is a cheating bh.
d) Ignore it all and hope it goes away.
e) Knock her back doors in.
f) Buy a MX5.
Would it be correct to assume you have a pay as you go mobile phone?

PhilLL

1,123 posts

200 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Cara Van Man said:
Heskey said:
She sounds like a complete farce.
Agreed.

If you have some integrity and turn her down, you'll render her armoury useless.

She's just a spoilt brat who uses her to get her own way.

Turn her down and you'll see her true colours.
I would be careful to tell your mate before you turn her down, otherwise you open yourself up to her making out YOU were the one persuing HER.

sevros1981

718 posts

207 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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jdw1234 said:
Eddh said:
Ok guys I have a little bit of a problem, it involves me and one of my friends girlfriends lets call him Bob and her Lisa. This is also a pretty long post so hang in there!

Just a little bit of background info I have know said friend for the past 7 or 8 years and he has been going out with his girlfriend for just under a year as far as I know, I only first met her about a month ago.

Now this is where the fun starts. The first evening I met her I was rather drunk and participating in what I thought as harmless flirting with her. Then as I got more drunk due to been me and having my crude sense of humour I was joking with my mate asking if I could have a go on his Mrs, this was in front of her and she found it rather amusing and did give me a few of ‘those’ looks (only when my mate wasn’t looking though which caught me as quite odd as I was openly doing it in front of him but she felt the need to hide it.

The week following this she managed to get hold of my email address and added me to MSN. She then proceeded to flirt with me of MSN, I knew my mate was there as well so was once again messing around and asking her if she wanted a three some with us both and general crap like that. She then said they were going to bed and signed off, I went back to what I was doing and then 5 minutes later she signs back in again and said something to the effect of ‘Bob has gone to bed now but I just wanted to come back on and tell you that although it looks to people like I’m messing around I’m actually not and would quite like to shag you just don’t let bob find out’.

Throughout the week then I had various text messages from her, just the usual crap ‘Hi! How are you? What you up to? xxx’ that sort of rubbish. ‘Hi sexi! I’m at work and really bored what you doing? xxx’. (yes sexy with an I :rollsmile

Then this weekend I was out with my 2 best mates, a few others and Bob and Lisa, I had already told my 2 best mates about all what had been going on and we could work out if it was a wind up or if she was been serious so our plan of attack was to say to Bob ‘Haha Eddh showed us all that stuff that you were writing to him pretending to be your Mrs’ and see what his reaction was. It did backfire a bit as his reaction was ‘huh what stuff?’ My mate managed to shrug this off very well as nothing.

I was then deleting messages off my phone as it had got full and someone was texting me about car parts so I needed to remove some, as I was scrolling through I didn’t realise that my mate was looking over my shoulder and said ‘oh whos this Lisa bird then you seem to have a lot of messages off her!’ I made some lame excuse that it was some girl at work luckily there is a girl at work who has the same name and he went ‘ooooh Lisa yeah I think you told me about her wasn’t she after you ages ago?’.

All throughout the night his girlfriend was flirting outrageously with me whenever his back was turned or he went to the toilet or anything like that when he wasn’t looking she was touching my leg, grabbing at my arse stuff like that. But only kept it to when he wasn’t looking, I would see her check and then go for it when she was sure she wasn’t going to be caught. Was the night went on and we both for drunk (Bob was driving so he wasn’t drinking) it got more and more.

Towards the end of the night me and a few friends were sat round a table with her and Bob, my phone then goes off and I get the following text message ‘Fuk me ur hot! Want u so badly! X’. I chose to ignore this and then a minute later get a text message saying ‘The msn messenger messages are from me! Promise! Bob doesn’t know x’. I then replied with ‘Yeah sure I reckon your trying to wind me up x’ and get this back ‘No honestly! I promise! The msn convos haven’t been bullst! Your fking hot! X’. Bob then turns to her and goes oh who are you texting? To which she made up some crap excuse saying someone from work didn’t know the code for the alarms so had text her asking for it which seemed to satisfy him. This prompted some knowing looks from my 2 best mates who had guessed correctly what was going on.

I then had another conversation with her over Msn Messenger (Yes yes I know!) which pretty much involved her saying things like ‘you’re the best looking out of your mates’, ‘I want to fk you’ etc etc etc and asked if I wanted to meet up with her some time during this week, which I managed to fob off by saying I was busy all week. This time I know for a fact that my mate wasn’t there because he was working (rung him up to ask what he was doing to see if he was and could hear that he was on a tractor and lugging bales).

Now I need the advise of the PH masses, Do i:

a) Shag my mates Mrs and hope he doesn’t find out (she is pretty damn nice!)
b) Tell my mate in a joking way like haha that was funny what you were both saying last night and if he goes ‘huh?’ tell him.
c) Print off the conversations and armed with them and the text messages go to my mate and show him that his girlfriend is a cheating bh.
d) Ignore it all and hope it goes away.
e) Knock her back doors in.
f) Buy a MX5.
Would it be correct to assume you have a pay as you go mobile phone?
HA!



Edited by sevros1981 on Tuesday 2nd September 11:52

Earl Grey

1,370 posts

210 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Mail him the link to this thred!

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

242 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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r1ch said:
I wouldn't want you as a mate.
To be fair, I'd rather have him as a mate than her as a bird.

BoRED S2upid

19,703 posts

240 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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All that for a do I do her type question. Good grief.

Im going to search the 5 pages for Rod Rammages response if its not along the lines of text her ask her over and tell her to bring her sister/mum/sexy female friend with her. I won't be happy.

Eddh

Original Poster:

4,656 posts

192 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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jdw1234 said:
Would it be correct to assume you have a pay as you go mobile phone?
Nope think I would waste 10p a message!

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

251 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Ask here.

Help for babies.




Edited by parakitaMol. on Tuesday 2nd September 12:22

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

242 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
There is that.

However, he at least is thinking about it, while she is sliding down barstools.


Driller

8,310 posts

278 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Eddh said:
Ok guys I have a little bit of a problem, it involves me and one of my friends girlfriends lets call him Bob and her Lisa. This is also a pretty long post so hang in there!

Just a little bit of background info I have know said friend for the past 7 or 8 years and he has been going out with his girlfriend for just under a year as far as I know, I only first met her about a month ago.

Now this is where the fun starts. The first evening I met her I was rather drunk and participating in what I thought as harmless flirting with her. Then as I got more drunk due to been me and having my crude sense of humour I was joking with my mate asking if I could have a go on his Mrs, this was in front of her and she found it rather amusing and did give me a few of ‘those’ looks (only when my mate wasn’t looking though which caught me as quite odd as I was openly doing it in front of him but she felt the need to hide it.

The week following this she managed to get hold of my email address and added me to MSN. She then proceeded to flirt with me of MSN, I knew my mate was there as well so was once again messing around and asking her if she wanted a three some with us both and general crap like that. She then said they were going to bed and signed off, I went back to what I was doing and then 5 minutes later she signs back in again and said something to the effect of ‘Bob has gone to bed now but I just wanted to come back on and tell you that although it looks to people like I’m messing around I’m actually not and would quite like to shag you just don’t let bob find out’.

Throughout the week then I had various text messages from her, just the usual crap ‘Hi! How are you? What you up to? xxx’ that sort of rubbish. ‘Hi sexi! I’m at work and really bored what you doing? xxx’. (yes sexy with an I :rollsmile

Then this weekend I was out with my 2 best mates, a few others and Bob and Lisa, I had already told my 2 best mates about all what had been going on and we could work out if it was a wind up or if she was been serious so our plan of attack was to say to Bob ‘Haha Eddh showed us all that stuff that you were writing to him pretending to be your Mrs’ and see what his reaction was. It did backfire a bit as his reaction was ‘huh what stuff?’ My mate managed to shrug this off very well as nothing.

I was then deleting messages off my phone as it had got full and someone was texting me about car parts so I needed to remove some, as I was scrolling through I didn’t realise that my mate was looking over my shoulder and said ‘oh whos this Lisa bird then you seem to have a lot of messages off her!’ I made some lame excuse that it was some girl at work luckily there is a girl at work who has the same name and he went ‘ooooh Lisa yeah I think you told me about her wasn’t she after you ages ago?’.

All throughout the night his girlfriend was flirting outrageously with me whenever his back was turned or he went to the toilet or anything like that when he wasn’t looking she was touching my leg, grabbing at my arse stuff like that. But only kept it to when he wasn’t looking, I would see her check and then go for it when she was sure she wasn’t going to be caught. Was the night went on and we both for drunk (Bob was driving so he wasn’t drinking) it got more and more.

Towards the end of the night me and a few friends were sat round a table with her and Bob, my phone then goes off and I get the following text message ‘Fuk me ur hot! Want u so badly! X’. I chose to ignore this and then a minute later get a text message saying ‘The msn messenger messages are from me! Promise! Bob doesn’t know x’. I then replied with ‘Yeah sure I reckon your trying to wind me up x’ and get this back ‘No honestly! I promise! The msn convos haven’t been bullst! Your fking hot! X’. Bob then turns to her and goes oh who are you texting? To which she made up some crap excuse saying someone from work didn’t know the code for the alarms so had text her asking for it which seemed to satisfy him. This prompted some knowing looks from my 2 best mates who had guessed correctly what was going on.

I then had another conversation with her over Msn Messenger (Yes yes I know!) which pretty much involved her saying things like ‘you’re the best looking out of your mates’, ‘I want to fk you’ etc etc etc and asked if I wanted to meet up with her some time during this week, which I managed to fob off by saying I was busy all week. This time I know for a fact that my mate wasn’t there because he was working (rung him up to ask what he was doing to see if he was and could hear that he was on a tractor and lugging bales).

Now I need the advise of the PH masses, Do i:

a) Shag my mates Mrs and hope he doesn’t find out (she is pretty damn nice!)
b) Tell my mate in a joking way like haha that was funny what you were both saying last night and if he goes ‘huh?’ tell him.
c) Print off the conversations and armed with them and the text messages go to my mate and show him that his girlfriend is a cheating bh.
d) Ignore it all and hope it goes away.
e) Knock her back doors in.
f) Buy a MX5.
I can't be bothered to read the rest of the thread but have you ever seen a documentary about monkeys in the rain forest and how they carry on in groups with each other?

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

225 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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TonyHetherington said:
Don't fck over your mate.
Well, not unless he's into that kind of thing. Bit voyeuristic for me, though.

andymc

7,356 posts

207 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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its quite simple
a: bash her pasty in and lose your mate
b: lose your mate live with her and get screwed over yourself
c: block her on msn and her mobile number and hold your head high

and the best option is..

post her email address on here and sit back and watch the fun

rich1231

17,331 posts

260 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Don't do a mates girl.
Don't do an exe's mate.
Don't do an attached girl.


I have managed all three, and they are just not worth it. Everytime I am proved that its the wrong thing to do. It should only take once to learn the lesson.

DrTre

12,955 posts

232 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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rich1231 said:
Don't do a mates girl.
Don't do an exe's mate.
Don't do an attached girl.


I have managed all three, and they are just not worth it. Everytime I am proved that its the wrong thing to do. It should only take once to learn the lesson.
Must have been one hell of a night though.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

225 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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DrTre said:
rich1231 said:
Don't do a mates girl.
Don't do an exe's mate.
Don't do an attached girl.


I have managed all three, and they are just not worth it. Everytime I am proved that its the wrong thing to do. It should only take once to learn the lesson.
Must have been one hell of a night though.
His sister didn't think so.
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