Blip n BBQ - This Sun 16 July

Blip n BBQ - This Sun 16 July

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mark r skinner

16,744 posts

218 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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The_Burg said:
Blipi said:
Last night, while getting freaked out with merry-go-rounds, Pete did the 'Capri Test' on me?

Anyone else heard of this before? Apparently I broke the rules!


Never heard of it and whats 'merry-go-rounds'? Is slang for dubious substance?
Nor me. Stef- explain.

Blipi

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2,355 posts

238 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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There was some freaky stuff on TV triping us out!

pupp

12,246 posts

273 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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Blipi said:
There was some freaky stuff on TV triping us out!


Thought you two lived on Tripe

petergreen

286 posts

218 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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For those of you that haven't heard of the Capri test, it's a good way of finding out if women have lesbian tendancies;

The Ford Capri is a proper bloke's car, which most women hate, but every so often you come accross a lady that likes them, which means they probably also like other women...

Take Steph as an example; She's mad about cars, she keeps engine oil & brake fluid in her living room. There's no arty pictures hanging on Steph's wall, there's pictures of her on track days! What's in the smallest room of the house? A selection of car mags with a copy of Evo on the top to read whilst on the pan... And she likes Capris...

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

234 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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I don't like Capri's. I like Micra's. In pink.

pupp

12,246 posts

273 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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petergreen said:

Take Steph as an example; She's mad about cars, she keeps engine oil & brake fluid in her living room. There's no arty pictures hanging on Steph's wall, there's pictures of her on track days! What's in the smallest room of the house? A selection of car mags with a copy of Evo on the top to read whilst on the pan... And she likes Capris...


Thory goes to ratsh1t when you take in the cuddly toy collection though,,, no lezza would have that many puffalumps

mxdi

13,993 posts

250 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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Oh hell, I am worried, I saw 5 crapi's in convoy to Bedford t'other day and it was the highlight of my day.

I have arty pics on the wall though, and no evo mags in the bog, today.

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

234 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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mxdi said:
Oh hell, I am worried, I saw 5 crapi's in convoy to Bedford t'other day and it was the highlight of my day.

I have arty pics on the wall though, and no evo mags in the bog, today.


Come to think of it. I have touched your bosoms, Di

mxdi

13,993 posts

250 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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everyone loves my bosoms, doesnt mean you are gay

matt172

12,415 posts

245 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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petergreen said:
For those of you that haven't heard of the Capri test, it's a good way of finding out if women have lesbian tendancies;

The Ford Capri is a proper bloke's car, which most women hate, but every so often you come accross a lady that likes them, which means they probably also like other women...

Take Steph as an example; She's mad about cars, she keeps engine oil & brake fluid in her living room. There's no arty pictures hanging on Steph's wall, there's pictures of her on track days! What's in the smallest room of the house? A selection of car mags with a copy of Evo on the top to read whilst on the pan... And she likes Capris...

so Pete, what you're trying to say is you think Steff's a lezza, don't mince your words, just say what you mean

Edited by matt172 on Monday 17th July 23:14

matt172

12,415 posts

245 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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Mrs Trackside said:
mxdi said:
Oh hell, I am worried, I saw 5 crapi's in convoy to Bedford t'other day and it was the highlight of my day.

I have arty pics on the wall though, and no evo mags in the bog, today.


Come to think of it. I have touched your bosoms, Di

I've touched them too, does that make me a lesbian

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

218 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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Don`t forget, Stef`s always banging on about going to "the Cordwainer" (that`s Kettering`s "lezza pub" for all you out-of-towners)

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

234 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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mxdi said:
everyone loves my bosoms, doesnt mean you are gay


that's a relief. I thought I might have missed something

pupp

12,246 posts

273 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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mxdi said:
bosoms


So, it's ok for Mods to drift off topic Standards come in pairs 'round here, clearly










Joke!!!!!!!!

mxdi

13,993 posts

250 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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I never started the bosom topic

however I like the way its drifting



Edited by mxdi on Monday 17th July 23:24

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

234 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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I think that was me. Maybe I am a lesbian. Or maybe I'm just confused

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

218 months

Monday 17th July 2006
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#Triesandfailstothinkofjokewiththewordbosomsinit#

Blipi

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2,355 posts

238 months

Tuesday 18th July 2006
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Pete made me crack up when he asked if I was a lezza. And then persisted in order to reclaim some strength in his Capri theory and asked if I had ever dabbled!

The magic roundabout thing was on just before Waterworld, really weird.

mxdi

13,993 posts

250 months

Tuesday 18th July 2006
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I heard a rumour that most people have dabbled? (some statistical thing- not personal experience)

pupp

12,246 posts

273 months

Tuesday 18th July 2006
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mxdi said:
I heard a rumour that most people have dabbled? (some statistical thing- not personal experience)


Something like half the population can't, can they? Mind you, most of them would given half a chance I reckon