Caption competition... AKA 'how red is my hijab?'

[Blipi]

With the launch of the new Superman film, Justin gets a little confused with cape wearing

[mark r skinner]

matt172 said:

mark r skinner said:

Asylum-seeker tries Tuscan boot for size....

hey mark, check out skinny boys profile, you've got a twin

[jamesuk28]

pupp said:

Bottle of almost drinkable Hungarian merlot for the winner... make I laff

TVR driver Hospitalised - after growing female head out of the back of his skull.

[jamesuk28]

So who wins the Hungarian red?

[pupp]

jamesuk28 said:

So who wins the Hungarian red?

Gonna let it run for a day or two but you're still needing to beat 'The Bells, the Bells...'

Just hoping the Co-op has actually got any Hungarian red... will Bulgarian do at a pinch?

[Mrs Trackside]

Faria was thinking of inviting her friends round for a quick game of Habib Guess Who


Adeela Faria Nadia Salwa Rasha

[Blipi]

Smilie queen!

[tyre_tread]

2 camels for the Tuscan? Hmm. How reliable are they?

[pupp]

'Justine was stunned to find the speshul handbag that matched her nose and shawl had been half-inched from her boot...'

Good job I can't play for real, huh?

[maxxuk]

A picture of Justin Houdini about to perform the "Escape from a curtain in a TVR boot" trick. According to reports, he's now been in there for 6 days.....

[tyre_tread]

Justin found naked after an extreme sunbathing session!