The Tennis Thread

The Tennis Thread

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UTH

8,999 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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UTH said:
Sad to see Jodie Burrage getting rinsed on Centre, but feared it would only go this way.
A couple of glimmers of hope, briefly, but all over. Shame.

McGee_22

6,741 posts

180 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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UTH said:
UTH said:
Sad to see Jodie Burrage getting rinsed on Centre, but feared it would only go this way.
A couple of glimmers of hope, briefly, but all over. Shame.
I think the 1st set was a write off due to nerves, but the second set was a vivid display of the gulf between top 100 and top 10 in womens game.

The top 10 are fitter, faster, can concentrate better and also know how to cut out the unforced errors.

UTH

8,999 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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McGee_22 said:
UTH said:
UTH said:
Sad to see Jodie Burrage getting rinsed on Centre, but feared it would only go this way.
A couple of glimmers of hope, briefly, but all over. Shame.
I think the 1st set was a write off due to nerves, but the second set was a vivid display of the gulf between top 100 and top 10 in womens game.

The top 10 are fitter, faster, can concentrate better and also know how to cut out the unforced errors.
Yeah, just keep getting the ball back and the worse player will screw it up on their own for you.

Bannock

4,844 posts

31 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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Why's this American educated, French geezer representing GBR then?

Doesn't look like he's going to beat Medvedev, but he's doing OKish.

UTH

8,999 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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Court 18 with another wker protestor invading the court. Same court twice in one day. PLEASE can someone give one of these pricks an utter battering one day.

RichB

51,717 posts

285 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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Clearly security not doing their job. Surely someone dressed like a crusty carrying a jigsaw box should stand out as they walk past security? confused

Bonefish Blues

26,955 posts

224 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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The 1000 piece saboteurs.

super7

1,943 posts

209 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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UTH said:
Court 18 with another wker protestor invading the court. Same court twice in one day. PLEASE can someone give one of these pricks an utter battering one day.
What a bunch of aholes..... middle of their game and these pricks run out with their carboard / orange foil pieces chucking them everywhere....

Just unsettles the players and that's not tennis..... or cricket and lets hope not F1.

UTH

8,999 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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super7 said:
UTH said:
Court 18 with another wker protestor invading the court. Same court twice in one day. PLEASE can someone give one of these pricks an utter battering one day.
What a bunch of aholes..... middle of their game and these pricks run out with their carboard / orange foil pieces chucking them everywhere....

Just unsettles the players and that's not tennis..... or cricket and lets hope not F1.
I disagree, let's hope F1 and someone drives into one of them. Maybe not death.....but a good maiming might do.

RichB

51,717 posts

285 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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UTH said:
super7 said:
UTH said:
Court 18 with another wker protestor invading the court. Same court twice in one day. PLEASE can someone give one of these pricks an utter battering one day.
What a bunch of aholes..... middle of their game and these pricks run out with their carboard / orange foil pieces chucking them everywhere... Just unsettles the players and that's not tennis..... or cricket and lets hope not F1.
I disagree, let's hope F1 and someone drives into one of them. Maybe not death.....but a good maiming might do.
I bet they wouldn't try it in the middle of rugby match. hehe

UTH

8,999 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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RichB said:
Clearly security not doing their job. Surely someone dressed like a crusty carrying a jigsaw box should stand out as they walk past security? confused
It does seem strange people saying they were queuing for 6 hours because of the security checks. How does a jigsaw box not get checked, could have a bloody gun in there?!

That said, I suppose it's not illegal to have a Wimbledon themed jigsaw with you "Hoping to get it signed, sir" and probably shove the packet of orange confetti down their trousers, then put it in the box once you're in?

super7

1,943 posts

209 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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UTH said:
super7 said:
UTH said:
Court 18 with another wker protestor invading the court. Same court twice in one day. PLEASE can someone give one of these pricks an utter battering one day.
What a bunch of aholes..... middle of their game and these pricks run out with their carboard / orange foil pieces chucking them everywhere....

Just unsettles the players and that's not tennis..... or cricket and lets hope not F1.
I disagree, let's hope F1 and someone drives into one of them. Maybe not death.....but a good maiming might do.
Nah..... do you really want a trashed F1 car and possibly a dead driver because of some orange wker!!!!

UTH

8,999 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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super7 said:
UTH said:
super7 said:
UTH said:
Court 18 with another wker protestor invading the court. Same court twice in one day. PLEASE can someone give one of these pricks an utter battering one day.
What a bunch of aholes..... middle of their game and these pricks run out with their carboard / orange foil pieces chucking them everywhere....

Just unsettles the players and that's not tennis..... or cricket and lets hope not F1.
I disagree, let's hope F1 and someone drives into one of them. Maybe not death.....but a good maiming might do.
Nah..... do you really want a trashed F1 car and possibly a dead driver because of some orange wker!!!!
True, maybe under the safety car so a controlled hit and run by a sturdier car?

RichB

51,717 posts

285 months

Wednesday 5th July 2023
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UTH said:
RichB said:
Clearly security not doing their job. Surely someone dressed like a crusty carrying a jigsaw box should stand out as they walk past security? confused
It does seem strange people saying they were queuing for 6 hours because of the security checks. How does a jigsaw box not get checked, could have a bloody gun in there?!

That said, I suppose it's not illegal to have a Wimbledon themed jigsaw with you "Hoping to get it signed, sir" and probably shove the packet of orange confetti down their trousers, then put it in the box once you're in?
True and I assumed they bought the jigsaw inside the grounds but to enter one of the courts you have to pass a 'security' person at the entrance to the seating. With someone having pulled the stunt earlier they should have been more alert to anyone carrying a jigsaw box. hehe

Bannock

4,844 posts

31 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Liking the new look, middle aged Stan Wawrinka. Bit of the old timber round the middle. Hope for all of us.

nickfrog

21,303 posts

218 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Bannock said:
Liking the new look, middle aged Stan Wawrinka. Bit of the old timber round the middle. Hope for all of us.
biglaugh

Yes he never lost it since his come back. Not sure he is even trying, more power !

Bannock

4,844 posts

31 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Huzzah, Wawrinka wins, up the fatties!

Now on to Broady v Ruud, and it ought to be against the rules for two players to wear the same head bands as it's impossible to tell then apart on the telly.

Baron Greenback

7,012 posts

151 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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This would be a hell of a win for Broady, come on Broady!

UTH

8,999 posts

179 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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Baron Greenback said:
This would be a hell of a win for Broady, come on Broady!
Never heard him in an interview before now. Immediately love him. HAHA, good lad.

Skyedriver

17,966 posts

283 months

Thursday 6th July 2023
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BBC been "bigging" up Murray all day, can't see it myself and no doubt they'll be shooting him down tomorrow.
Good luck to him, he'll need it.