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hsvgtscoupe

Original Poster:

2,535 posts

231 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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And STAY down!


flogged

Let the replies roll in from the kings of "one in a row"...
(don't bother typing it, just pick your selection

std pom reply No.1
Who cares about cricket anyway?
std pom reply No.2
Crickets boring.. like watching paint dry.
std pom reply No.3
We won the world cup.
std pom reply No.4
We had injuries.
std Aussie reply
G A W N... gawn!

puggit

48,530 posts

249 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Typical Australian response - bad winners, but were even worse losers last time around!

sheepy

3,164 posts

250 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Regardless of this result, Punter will always be remembered as the Aussie captain who lost the ashes.

Anyway, well done to the Aussies, here's hoping it won't be 5-0!

hsvgtscoupe

Original Poster:

2,535 posts

231 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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puggit said:
Typical Australian response - bad winners, but were even worse losers last time around!

Sorry.. forgot std pom response number 5!
weepinglaugh it up pugweeping, watch English cricket implode as it & what's left of it's supporters looks for excuses.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Typical Australian chip on the shoulder crowing, from a country that are crap at everything except some minority sports.

Davi

17,153 posts

221 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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std pom reply No.1
Who cares about cricket anyway? indeed, who does?!
std pom reply No.2
Crickets boring.. like watching paint dry. indeed, it is
std pom reply No.3
We won the world cup. Did we? who cares
std pom reply No.4
We had injuries. Did we? I thought we were just shit!
std Aussie reply
G A W N... gawn! Y A W N... yawn!

Pies

13,116 posts

257 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Should be a decent contest at the next ashes over here as a few of your "stars" will be retiring

puggit

48,530 posts

249 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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hsvgtscoupe said:
puggit said:
Typical Australian response - bad winners, but were even worse losers last time around!

Sorry.. forgot std pom response number 5!
weepinglaugh it up pugweeping, watch English cricket implode as it & what's left of it's supporters looks for excuses.
I'm no fan of cricket. I just detest the Australian attitude to winning and losing - very similar to that of Manchester United.

dangouv

122 posts

218 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Fair play to him. He clearly put a lot of thought into that post.

tiga84

5,231 posts

232 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Shouldn't he be bottling up and cleaning glasses? Its almost 11.

hsvgtscoupe

Original Poster:

2,535 posts

231 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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anonymous said:
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biglaugh
yup, that time of day again.. saliva glands at the ready; had a cold the last few days too so today I'm recommending the pina colada with extra protein.

wolves_wanderer

12,401 posts

238 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Well done, you beat an underprepared, poorly selected team missing several of its best players. Laugh it up while you can, we'll see you in a couple of years when McGrath and the chunky baldie have shuffled off to retirement.

Edited by wolves_wanderer on Monday 18th December 17:41

unrepentant

21,292 posts

257 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Q.Why are Australians so good at sport?




















A. Total lack of intellectual distraction.


maddog993

1,220 posts

241 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Fair dos but the English side is still a developing young side whereas the Aussies are (admittedly awesome) old crocks who are having an extended last-hurrah - there is a noteable question mark regarding real quality coming through, particularly to replace the likes of Warne and Mcgrath ( Stuart Clarke has been excellent but even he's 31) - England have a lot to be optimistic about as regards the future development of established young players and the quality of players coming through - Australia much less so. For England, lessons need to be learnt (and hopefully already have been) regarding positive selection decisions, preparation, captaincy and mental attitude but the basic quality and potential is definitely there - all this aussie arrogance and gloating expressed in ever greater degrees will just make eventual future victory all the sweeter and also indicates a definite insecurity with regard to the size of the average Australian penis


mind you, they certainly had bigger bollox than us in this series

hsvgtscoupe

Original Poster:

2,535 posts

231 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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maddog993 said:
regard to the size of the average Australian penis

I guess there are some parts of our geaneology that 15 or so generations just can't shake! (smart pun too for a dumb antipodean!)
We seem to have got rid of the "crap at sport" gene though!

nic jones

7,071 posts

221 months

Monday 18th December 2006
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Bad winners, bad losers.

Nuff said rolleyes

unrepentant

21,292 posts

257 months

Tuesday 19th December 2006
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anonymous said:
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I have a friend like this. He's reined it in now, but when we were growing up doing anything competitive with/against him was a real nightmare. If he won you got a barrage of "In your face... Blah, blah, blah..." and if he lost he got in almighty strop (I remember a particlarly spat dummy following a tough game of "blast chamber" on the PS). Took all the fun out of it.

Amazing that an entire nation can be afflicted with the same problem.



Yeah but you have to look at their heritage. If all your ancestors were criminals you'd be a bit chippy too?

Also its common knowledge that a huge proportion of Australian men are batting for the pillow biters and those that arent are appalling lovers. Why do you think London is full of Australian women? One I spoke to said that back home the sophisticated Aussie blokes foreplay consisted of grunting "brace yourself Sheila" before collapsing on top of her.

No wonder the poor bastards feel that they need to crow over the slightest sporting victory.

sheepy

3,164 posts

250 months

Tuesday 19th December 2006
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anonymous said:
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Well it is in the arse-end of nowhere, no wonder they get a bit antsy Even New Zealand managed to get something interesting for the tourists (volcanoes, mountains, whale watching, etc). What did the Aussies get? ...................... A big rock. Wow!

FUGatso

563 posts

233 months

Tuesday 19th December 2006
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anonymous said:
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And we were so graceful last year with a rack of useless OBEs and MBEs and an open top bus tour round london for just scraping a 2-1 victory in a 5 game cricket series at home with the help of some very dubious umpiring decisions.

Winning with grace is a dying quality, and sport is much the poorer because of it. Dignity and sportsmanship are all qualities that are dying out in sport, and I for one (sounding old fashioned) think it is a great shame.

Well done Australia, you played to win, you learned from previous mistakes, you dominated and ensured that you utilised all your available talent. Very impressive.

The Wiz

5,875 posts

263 months

Tuesday 19th December 2006
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Who cares what a bunch of convicts think anyway?