Aplogies in advance.....
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unrepentant said:
What's a Western Australians idea of foreplay?
You awake?
What's a Victorians idea of foreplay?
You awake, mum?
What's a really proud Victorians idea of foreplay?
You awake, Lassie / skippy (delete as appropriate)
You awake?
What's a Victorians idea of foreplay?
You awake, mum?
What's a really proud Victorians idea of foreplay?
You awake, Lassie / skippy (delete as appropriate)
Edited by unrepentant on Thursday 11th January 23:30
Jinx said:
either comic genius or didn't read back what he had written....... It's comic genius I'm afraid; its not just cricket & shearing we're good at you know! Just taking one of my favorite phrases "Geez, she's so ugly I wouldn't ph**k her with your dick!" and lowering the bar even further!
Lets face it whilst unrepentant is, well... unrepentant, he's taken a lot of NZ/Welsh/American standard stock & substituted the word "Australian". All a good old laugh at the end of the day though, regardless what country you put in.
Edited by hsvgtscoupe on Thursday 11th January 17:34
)One day at school, a teacher sets the kids a task for when they are at home that night.
”Right, children. I am going to give you a long word, and you should all go home and find out what it means, and ask your Mum and Dad to help you make a sentence with it.”
“The words is CONTAGIOUS.”
So all the little kids go home, and next day the teacher asks them all to put their hand up if they managed to find out what the word meant and work with their Mum and Dad to come up with a sentence.
A forest of hands flies up. Little Johnny is at the back of the class and STRAINING to be picked.
“Yes, Abigail”, says the teacher. “Can we have your sentence please?”
“Yes Miss. My rabbit has a cold, and so we keep him away from the dog because colds are contagious.”
“Very good.” Says the teacher. “Who else…..”
Again, a forest of hands. Johnny goes purple with the effort of trying to be picked.
“Yes Mary” says the teacher.
“My Mummy had a rash, and my sister got it because sometimes rashes are contagious.”
“Very good indeed” smiles the teacher.
By now Johnny is beside himself. He leaps up and down and shout “miss, miss, miss.”
The teacher finally relents.
“OK Johnny. Your turn. Please can we have your sentence.”
“Yes miss, my Dad says that the man across the road cuts his grass with a mower that’s no good, and so it always takes the cvnt ages.”
Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 12th January 12:21
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