Stupid New Years Resolution!

Stupid New Years Resolution!

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joe58

711 posts

151 months

Sunday 14th October 2012
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Are they legal? Audi are developing something similar for cars.

scottri

951 posts

182 months

Sunday 14th October 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
I had the Joker mask on the whole time as well. silly

May have added to the overall effect eh? wink
biggrinnuts

Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

183 months

Sunday 14th October 2012
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joe58 said:
Are they legal? Audi are developing something similar for cars.
I have no idea about the legality. I think they "show lights only" at the moment. Most of the ones I've seen are Chinese imports and the ones for sale in the UK are a little sketchy as whether they are "E" marked or not (not that bike lights need to be "E" marked at all but it has made them panic a bit when you ask).

joe58

711 posts

151 months

Sunday 14th October 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
I have no idea about the legality. I think they "show lights only" at the moment. Most of the ones I've seen are Chinese imports and the ones for sale in the UK are a little sketchy as whether they are "E" marked or not (not that bike lights need to be "E" marked at all but it has made them panic a bit when you ask).
It's just that they have lasers on. That was all.

Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

183 months

Tuesday 16th October 2012
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380 sold and more than 10 available. Mine is in the post. wink

This morning was a blow out; literally. The weather forecast lied to me again and I underestimated the near Gale force headwind. Twenty minutes to get less than a third of the way and it took five minutes to get home and in the car.

Sorry but there are only two things in the world I hate. Being late and Folk Music.

Well there are probably a load more but for comedy value I'll stick to the Sir Thomas Beecham reverence. wink

Liquid Knight

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Wednesday 17th October 2012
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Letting the side down today. I borrowed dads car again. Not because I got a few miles into my journey and turned back in the torrential driving wind and rain. No; I looked out the window and really couldn't be arsed.

Sorry. rolleyes

The first time in a month the weather forecast has been right though.

Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

183 months

Friday 19th October 2012
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I think a new front light to go with the laser rear.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ultrafire-3800-Lumen-3x-...

That'll do. wink

Liquid Knight

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Thursday 25th October 2012
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Just when you thought it was safe to drive on the country lanes of Norfolk...

Okay I cycled to work this morning. I'm fed up of driving dads car. It's not a proper car in my opinion. ABS, power steering and gutless. Seriously my 999cc Panda is a better drivers car than the 1.5 Hyundai Accent coupe (three door hatchback).

Having said that any car is safer in fog than cycling.

Until now.

The laser light is really good. The laser reflecting off the floor isn't as good as the photo's suggest but the novelty of it means I have drivers attention from behind as much as the Joker mask does up front. So much so one driver opened his window and asked me where I'd got it from at a set of traffic lights. The five LED light is also very good. Three rear facing and two at about a thirty degree angle are as good as my old cateye. Two problems, with the lasers on the batteries don't last very long and the light is quite bulky and bounces about a bit. If the light switch hits anything it goes to mode two that is a very illegal strobe light. Red strobes and lasers it's like cycling through 1992. silly

Apart from that a good bargain priced light and it looks a bit like an alien head from War of the Worlds, that's never a bad thing.

Liquid Knight

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183 months

Thursday 25th October 2012
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Ho-ray for fkwit Thursday. silly

1/ My dust caps were clean and tyres 10-15Psi lower than when I left it.

2/ I think I can overtake this cyclist ten feet away from a red traffic light.

3/ That cyclist on a red a white bike with three front lights and a rider wearing bright yellow and orange is far enough away for me to pull out of this junction. Whoops! Maybe not.

4/ I think I'll overtake this cyclist and park in the cycle lane.

5/ That red bit past the stop line of a junction with a bicycle painted on the floor must be for my Citroen Picasso.

6/ I think it's safe to overtake this cyclist stop in front of a shop and open the door without looking.

7/ Three Inches is more than enough room to overtake a cyclist an a national speed limit road.

8/ I don't need to dip my headlights to cyclists x5 (just wait).

9/ If I overtake this cyclist just before I turn left it will save 0.6 seconds from my journey.

10/ I can overtake this cyclist on a blind bend. Oh, hang on he's going just below the speed limit. Oh carp! there's someone coming the other way. Never mind I can cut the cyclist up instead of having a head on. It's his fault for going too fast anyway.

rolleyes

Thank you to the driver of the Fiat Punto who waited behind me a whole fifty Yards before turning left behind me. I was so busy waving to the driver in appreciation I nearly hit the curb.

Jayfish

6,795 posts

203 months

Thursday 25th October 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
Ho-ray for fkwit Thursday. silly

1/ My dust caps were clean and tyres 10-15Psi lower than when I left it.

2/ I think I can overtake this cyclist ten feet away from a red traffic light.

3/ That cyclist on a red a white bike with three front lights and a rider wearing bright yellow and orange is far enough away for me to pull out of this junction. Whoops! Maybe not.

4/ I think I'll overtake this cyclist and park in the cycle lane.

5/ That red bit past the stop line of a junction with a bicycle painted on the floor must be for my Citroen Picasso.

6/ I think it's safe to overtake this cyclist stop in front of a shop and open the door without looking.

7/ Three Inches is more than enough room to overtake a cyclist an a national speed limit road.

8/ I don't need to dip my headlights to cyclists x5 (just wait).

9/ If I overtake this cyclist just before I turn left it will save 0.6 seconds from my journey.

10/ I can overtake this cyclist on a blind bend. Oh, hang on he's going just below the speed limit. Oh carp! there's someone coming the other way. Never mind I can cut the cyclist up instead of having a head on. It's his fault for going too fast anyway.

rolleyes

Thank you to the driver of the Fiat Punto who waited behind me a whole fifty Yards before turning left behind me. I was so busy waving to the driver in appreciation I nearly hit the curb.
The disco 3 driver who pulled out infront of me on a 30 mph downhill stretch got a fecking shock yesterday when i had to decide brakes or nail it, I was already doing 37 when i put the hammer down and went for it, no idea what speed I was doing as I sailed past him; fortunately the road surface was crap so i didn't dare take a hand off the bars and give him the finger smile

Liquid Knight

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Thursday 25th October 2012
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Class. smile

I was worried it was just me. hehe

Liquid Knight

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Thursday 25th October 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
8/ I don't need to dip my headlights to cyclists x5 (just wait).
Woooo-Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1800-Lumen-CREE-XML-T6-L...

Shame the delivery date is 05/11/12 frown

Liquid Knight

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Friday 26th October 2012
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Wowzers!

A few days in a tin a box and I become hypersensitive. It may well have had something to do with this...



...I've invested a whole £10 in a new kettle at work so yesterday I had coffee instead of coffee flavored cement. Seriously the inside of the old kettle looked like photos sent by the Mars Rover.

Yes there are pillocks on the road and to be honest I'm one of them. When a car fails to dip their headlights I tend to drift into the center of the road until they see me and dip them or have to stop. Knobish in the extreme but it gets the job done 98% of the time. The new light will (hopefully) solve this.

eBay update. My light is marked as dispatched and has an estimated arrival date of the 1st instead of the 5th. smile

HurryUpAndWait

1,003 posts

203 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
I bought one of these simply because having lasers is cool. I've yet to use them though - you? If so, what do you reckon?

Liquid Knight

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15,754 posts

183 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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HurryUpAndWait said:
Liquid Knight said:
I bought one of these simply because having lasers is cool. I've yet to use them though - you? If so, what do you reckon?
As a gimmick they do get drivers attention, the lasers kill the batteries and the two five foot lines of light on the floor are better on light surfaces and virtually disappear on wet roads. The bracket is cheap and the light has dropped a couple of times. It's a good tail light and just happens to have lasers. wink

Here's another idea I've been looking into.

http://youtu.be/rMdsHVP2Ai0

$250 per wheel is a bit harsh when these...



...are £1.99 a pair and do a similar job. wink

Liquid Knight

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Saturday 27th October 2012
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So yesterday evening was a really good ride home. Head wind, cold, not much traffic and I managed a couple of good deeds. I stopped to help a chap in a Focus with a puncture and as I was being overtaken by an HGV I swerved a little to avoid a hedgehog, the driver saw what I did and why so I got a thumb up when he was in view. smile

The weather forecast suggested an overnight frost and little wind this morning. At half three I was woken up by biblical rain, hail, sleet, and snow being punted along by near gale force winds. So I hit the snooze button twice and took dads car. smile

Liquid Knight

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Sunday 28th October 2012
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I don't want to shock or cause any undue upset so if you are of a nervous disposition please look away now. I'm going commando tonight. My water resistant jacket isn't and it soaked through to my t'shirt and as my t'shirt was tucked into to waterproof trousers I got very wet underneath. Literally soaked through to the skin. So while my boxers are drying on the little heater in my plastic office I'm going without.

Now I could have taken dads car tonight but because I'm not going home until Tuesday (long story) I couldn't deprive the folks from transportation. I could have put tomorrows trolleys on instead but due to my redesigning my rear mud guard to make room for more lights than a council estate in February it guards mud and water spray about as well as my waterproof jacket. so the clothes in my bag are wetter than the ones I was wearing.

Hmmmmm... I need to rethink my lighting arrangements.

Apart from that arriving was an achievement in itself as the Betty Ford clinic road surface was extra wet and slippery when I managed to get any speed up the front was unsteady. When being the operative word there because the head wind was a pain in the cheeks. I arrived looking like Lesley Nielsen after the potters wheels scene from Naked Gun and I hadn't been off road.

So alcoholic surface wipes and a small sink with warm water later I'm almost presentable. Lucky it's Sunday and there's nobody about my little plastic office looks like a modern art installation.

Liquid Knight

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Monday 29th October 2012
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There's a dry patch of tarmac under my bike. Says it all really. Had a long day, having a long night and you can guarantee I'll either have no memory of my commute tomorrow or someone will try to kill me and I'll do a better job of it.

Liquid Knight

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Tuesday 30th October 2012
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Hour forty two and the clear skies as forecast are chucking down rain. rolleyes

Liquid Knight

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Tuesday 30th October 2012
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Got a good four hours sleep today. Mostly due to my room being South facing and once the cloud, rain and fog had cleared it was like midsummer mid morning. Also a house fly decided my left ear was an ideal landing pad and in the course of an hour landed there at least six times. This always poses a conundrum. Do I wake up fully and deal with the insect or leave it be and try to rest? I chose the later and managed snoozes between landings. Had I have got up and chased it out of my room or killed it the open sentence today would have been. "Got two hours of sleep today".

Today is Friday for me and I'm off work and weather depending working on my Panda for the next three days. It's starting to get dark as I'm writing this and my new front light arrived in the post today so I've spent the afternoon re-revising the lights on my bike ready for the commute.

Thumbsnap is acting up so I'll upload the photos later.

With 1,800 lumen up front now I'm looking forward to the first car that doesn't see me later. wink