How are the toilets in your work ?
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Toilets in my old work happened to be right in the middle of the building with the main heating right under the floor and no windows. In the winter it was about 35 degrees and in the Summer possibly the same. No extraction fan to speak of so it just smelt of ste mixed with Dettol Orange hand wash all year round.
Even time you went in for a jimmy riddle you walked out sweating like you'd gone in for a five finger fiddle.
Even time you went in for a jimmy riddle you walked out sweating like you'd gone in for a five finger fiddle.
Lord Marylebone said:
Captainfred said:
At the time I worked in the retail industry. Not my ideal job but was a stop gap. This incident really impacted me financially.
I'll be honest, I am absolutely fascinated by how horrendous that is.The person that did it. Do you have any idea why they were deliberately crapping on the floor? Did they ever say anything about it when caught?
Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.
Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.
No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
Gary C said:
Its not as rare as you might think.
Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.
Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.
No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
Some old woman did that at the last rezerection at ingliston, wandered into the gents, squatted on the floor in front of the urinals and crimped one off. The smell was hellish all night. Someone slipped on it. Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.
Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.
No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
Gary C said:
Its not as rare as you might think.
Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.
Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.
No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
It’s crazy that some people think this behaviour is okay Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.
Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.
No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
Gary C said:
Lord Marylebone said:
Captainfred said:
At the time I worked in the retail industry. Not my ideal job but was a stop gap. This incident really impacted me financially.
I'll be honest, I am absolutely fascinated by how horrendous that is.The person that did it. Do you have any idea why they were deliberately crapping on the floor? Did they ever say anything about it when caught?
Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.
Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.
No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
I don't think he even got suspended for his artistry, I think they just kept him in isolation for the remainder of the term and then he was taken out.
This was in the days before you could play the mental health card but I think the fact his parents paid £20k a year had something to do with it.
I work in the rail industry, it always amuses me when I’m in a toilet on site and someone’s stuck up a sign saying ‘Please leave these toilets as you would expect to find them’
Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
Johnnytheboy said:
We have some builders on site. One appears to be using the single cubicle to make phone calls which is both annoying and odd.
mobile phone wifi / internet blocker..... we fitted these in an office toilet and it was amazing just how effective it was at keeping people out the toilet... Today I visited my local supermarket and there was a man in cubicle number one making all sorts of noises. Sounded like his arse was having an opera afternoon. He then left and was smirking.
I went into the toilet next to where he had been and another man entered the cubicle the man was in. He was horrified with the state of it and informed the cleaner. The cleaner walked in and screamed. The dirty bugger had did the toilet all up the wall and on the toilet seat.
Poor worker having to clean it up
I went into the toilet next to where he had been and another man entered the cubicle the man was in. He was horrified with the state of it and informed the cleaner. The cleaner walked in and screamed. The dirty bugger had did the toilet all up the wall and on the toilet seat.
Poor worker having to clean it up
easyhome said:
I work in the rail industry, it always amuses me when I’m in a toilet on site and someone’s stuck up a sign saying ‘Please leave these toilets as you would expect to find them’
Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
I once saw a sign saying "please leave these toilets as you would wish to see them" in an office in Poole.Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
Underneath someone had written "what? Full of booze and prostitutes?"
Johnnytheboy said:
easyhome said:
I work in the rail industry, it always amuses me when I’m in a toilet on site and someone’s stuck up a sign saying ‘Please leave these toilets as you would expect to find them’
Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
I once saw a sign saying "please leave these toilets as you would wish to see them" in an office in Poole.Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
Underneath someone had written "what? Full of booze and prostitutes?"
At my current work place some of the company’s decisions have caused a lot of workers to be disgruntled. Some of them are involved in a dirty protest and take their frustrations out on the toilets. There has been a couple of incidents involving chocolate logs on the floor and the traditional pee all over the floor.
The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.
Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.
Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
bit unfair to dirty protest the bogs as it just falls under the bog cleaner's remit to resolve. Do a st on the office carpet or the boss's chair however and this would have considerably more impact and the cleaners would be legitimately able to say sorry not touching that not my job.
AlanS20 said:
At my current work place some of the company’s decisions have caused a lot of workers to be disgruntled. Some of them are involved in a dirty protest and take their frustrations out on the toilets. There has been a couple of incidents involving chocolate logs on the floor and the traditional pee all over the floor.
The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.
Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
What sort of workers do this? In what industry?The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.
Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
Blown2CV said:
bit unfair to dirty protest the bogs as it just falls under the bog cleaner's remit to resolve. Do a st on the office carpet or the boss's chair however and this would have considerably more impact and the cleaners would be legitimately able to say sorry not touching that not my job.
or maybe just have the balls to walk out?Behaving like dicks at work because the bosses make decisions you don't like says more about the workers than the Management.
AlanS20 said:
At my current work place some of the company’s decisions have caused a lot of workers to be disgruntled. Some of them are involved in a dirty protest and take their frustrations out on the toilets. There has been a couple of incidents involving chocolate logs on the floor and the traditional pee all over the floor.
The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.
Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
A short email from the management informing the employees that they are now undertaking DNA testing of the evidence and will shortly be asking for all employees to provide a swab. Failure to comply will result in employment termination. Following this email your toilets will magically return to normal The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.
Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
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