How are the toilets in your work ?

How are the toilets in your work ?

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sutoka

4,651 posts

109 months

Wednesday 17th November 2021
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Toilets in my old work happened to be right in the middle of the building with the main heating right under the floor and no windows. In the winter it was about 35 degrees and in the Summer possibly the same. No extraction fan to speak of so it just smelt of ste mixed with Dettol Orange hand wash all year round.

Even time you went in for a jimmy riddle you walked out sweating like you'd gone in for a five finger fiddle.

Gary C

12,489 posts

180 months

Wednesday 17th November 2021
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Lord Marylebone said:
Captainfred said:
At the time I worked in the retail industry. Not my ideal job but was a stop gap. This incident really impacted me financially.
I'll be honest, I am absolutely fascinated by how horrendous that is.

The person that did it. Do you have any idea why they were deliberately crapping on the floor? Did they ever say anything about it when caught?
Its not as rare as you might think.

Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.

Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.

No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.

OldGermanHeaps

3,837 posts

179 months

Wednesday 17th November 2021
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Gary C said:
Its not as rare as you might think.

Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.

Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.

No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
Some old woman did that at the last rezerection at ingliston, wandered into the gents, squatted on the floor in front of the urinals and crimped one off. The smell was hellish all night. Someone slipped on it.

CoolHands

18,680 posts

196 months

Wednesday 17th November 2021
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I’m curious to google what 'domeing' is but don’t wanna risk it

Gary C

12,489 posts

180 months

Wednesday 17th November 2021
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CoolHands said:
I’m curious to google what 'domeing' is but don’t wanna risk it
No, you dont

Really, you dont.

Captainfred

100 posts

33 months

Wednesday 17th November 2021
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Gary C said:
Its not as rare as you might think.

Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.

Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.

No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
It’s crazy that some people think this behaviour is okay

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Wednesday 17th November 2021
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We have some builders on site. One appears to be using the single cubicle to make phone calls which is both annoying and odd.

sutoka

4,651 posts

109 months

Thursday 18th November 2021
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Gary C said:
Lord Marylebone said:
Captainfred said:
At the time I worked in the retail industry. Not my ideal job but was a stop gap. This incident really impacted me financially.
I'll be honest, I am absolutely fascinated by how horrendous that is.

The person that did it. Do you have any idea why they were deliberately crapping on the floor? Did they ever say anything about it when caught?
Its not as rare as you might think.

Over the years, we have had the 'Phantom Crapper' doing the same at work.

Never identified. On and off for probably 10 years.

No idea why, but there have been strange incidents with people, from flopping nut sacks over peoples heads, to 'domeing' someone's food.
There are some seriously weird people out there.
We had a phantom stter when I was in grammar school about 15 years ago. Ws quite a large school with about 1800 pupils and he struck every toilet block at least once writing words in his own st on the cubicle wall. It literally went on for months and they gave a update at the end of every assembly then eventually he was caught in the act. A boarder from Hong Kong who wanted to go home, so he thought having dirty protest was the answer.

I don't think he even got suspended for his artistry, I think they just kept him in isolation for the remainder of the term and then he was taken out.

This was in the days before you could play the mental health card but I think the fact his parents paid £20k a year had something to do with it.

easyhome

180 posts

124 months

Thursday 18th November 2021
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I work in the rail industry, it always amuses me when I’m in a toilet on site and someone’s stuck up a sign saying ‘Please leave these toilets as you would expect to find them’
Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’

ruggedscotty

5,629 posts

210 months

Thursday 18th November 2021
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Johnnytheboy said:
We have some builders on site. One appears to be using the single cubicle to make phone calls which is both annoying and odd.
mobile phone wifi / internet blocker..... we fitted these in an office toilet and it was amazing just how effective it was at keeping people out the toilet...

Captainfred

100 posts

33 months

Thursday 18th November 2021
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Today I visited my local supermarket and there was a man in cubicle number one making all sorts of noises. Sounded like his arse was having an opera afternoon. He then left and was smirking.

I went into the toilet next to where he had been and another man entered the cubicle the man was in. He was horrified with the state of it and informed the cleaner. The cleaner walked in and screamed. The dirty bugger had did the toilet all up the wall and on the toilet seat.

Poor worker having to clean it up

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 18th November 2021
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easyhome said:
I work in the rail industry, it always amuses me when I’m in a toilet on site and someone’s stuck up a sign saying ‘Please leave these toilets as you would expect to find them’
Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
I once saw a sign saying "please leave these toilets as you would wish to see them" in an office in Poole.

Underneath someone had written "what? Full of booze and prostitutes?"

sutoka

4,651 posts

109 months

Friday 19th November 2021
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Johnnytheboy said:
easyhome said:
I work in the rail industry, it always amuses me when I’m in a toilet on site and someone’s stuck up a sign saying ‘Please leave these toilets as you would expect to find them’
Then I have to piss on the floor and make sure I leave the bowl full of bangers and mash before I change the sign to ‘Please leave these toilets as you would like to find them’
I once saw a sign saying "please leave these toilets as you would wish to see them" in an office in Poole.

Underneath someone had written "what? Full of booze and prostitutes?"
When I worked in a Sainsburys the toilets beside the underground car park was a haunt for men hanging around on their phones before entering to take it up trap two. What the cleaner of those bogs was faced with I don't even want to know.

FiF

44,121 posts

252 months

Friday 19th November 2021
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In addition to the random crappers you have the bogey wipers on the walls above the urinals. One place we had this, eventually discovered to be the 60+ year old production director.

AlanS20

63 posts

20 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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At my current work place some of the company’s decisions have caused a lot of workers to be disgruntled. Some of them are involved in a dirty protest and take their frustrations out on the toilets. There has been a couple of incidents involving chocolate logs on the floor and the traditional pee all over the floor.

The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.

Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.

RC1807

12,548 posts

169 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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^^^ That's horrible!

Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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bit unfair to dirty protest the bogs as it just falls under the bog cleaner's remit to resolve. Do a st on the office carpet or the boss's chair however and this would have considerably more impact and the cleaners would be legitimately able to say sorry not touching that not my job.

blueg33

35,974 posts

225 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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AlanS20 said:
At my current work place some of the company’s decisions have caused a lot of workers to be disgruntled. Some of them are involved in a dirty protest and take their frustrations out on the toilets. There has been a couple of incidents involving chocolate logs on the floor and the traditional pee all over the floor.

The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.

Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
What sort of workers do this? In what industry?

Countdown

39,963 posts

197 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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Blown2CV said:
bit unfair to dirty protest the bogs as it just falls under the bog cleaner's remit to resolve. Do a st on the office carpet or the boss's chair however and this would have considerably more impact and the cleaners would be legitimately able to say sorry not touching that not my job.
or maybe just have the balls to walk out?

Behaving like dicks at work because the bosses make decisions you don't like says more about the workers than the Management.

NikBartlett

604 posts

82 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2022
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AlanS20 said:
At my current work place some of the company’s decisions have caused a lot of workers to be disgruntled. Some of them are involved in a dirty protest and take their frustrations out on the toilets. There has been a couple of incidents involving chocolate logs on the floor and the traditional pee all over the floor.

The cleaners are beginning to walk out and move on. The management are up in arms as they don’t know all the individuals and it’s becoming a misery to visit the toilets.

Yesterday, someone did the toilet on the loo seat and put it down so it caked the lid as well. It was a horrible sight and the poor cleaner left with the job to remove it was fuming to the point that she was shouting out at everyone that we are all revolting.
A short email from the management informing the employees that they are now undertaking DNA testing of the evidence and will shortly be asking for all employees to provide a swab. Failure to comply will result in employment termination. Following this email your toilets will magically return to normal smile