Check your exspensive watches!

[S1MMA]

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

[Chairman LMAO]

S1MMA said:

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

It is odd, and so are you. Perhaps other people have noticed and that's why you have a cayman and not a 911.

[Ikemi]

LeeThePeople said:

Pic next to my bro's standard tag link

Edited by LeeThePeople on Tuesday 3rd February 17:23

Lee, if you have time, I don't suppose you could post more photos of the grey and blue dial Tag Links could you? Later this year I'm hoping to be in the position of choosing between the two, as well as perhaps an Aquaracer Automatic Chronograph or maybe (if funds stretch!) an Omega Planet Ocean ... I'd just like to see 'em in more 'real-life' detail

Cheers!

Edited by Ikemi on Thursday 5th February 18:53

[LeeThePeople]

Hi mate

My watch is black, its only available in black or white with the diamonds. The grey link looks the mutts nutts though, its by far the prettiest colour. Its only available to order though so your unlikely to see it in a shop window. I saw one on the wrist of an arnold clark sales monkey and he got his in Australia as he couldnt find one in the UK and didnt want to order one and not like it. But Goldsmiths and watches of switzerland will order you one in,with no deposite and no obligation.

If i didnt already have one, id order a grey one.

[chr15b]

ShadownINja said:

For £35k, I'd expect the watch to be 100% perfect. You'd expect a brand new car to be 100% perfect for £35k!!!

for £35k i'd expect a watch and about £34970 change!

[Dusty Noodle]

S1MMA said:

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

Do we have a genuine Rolex troll?

[S1MMA]

Chairman LMAO said:

S1MMA said:

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

It is odd, and so are you. Perhaps other people have noticed and that's why you have a cayman and not a 911.

Perhaps, although you seem odd also. Is that why you drive an Elise and not an Exige or V8 Esprit?

Edited by S1MMA on Friday 6th February 09:36

[S1MMA]

Dusty Noodle said:

S1MMA said:

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

Do we have a genuine Rolex troll?

Define Rolex troll?

[ShadownINja]

chr15b said:

ShadownINja said:

For £35k, I'd expect the watch to be 100% perfect. You'd expect a brand new car to be 100% perfect for £35k!!!

for £35k i'd expect a watch and about £34970 change!

[Chairman LMAO]

S1MMA said:

Chairman LMAO said:

S1MMA said:

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

It is odd, and so are you. Perhaps other people have noticed and that's why you have a cayman and not a 911.

Perhaps, although you seem odd also. Is that why you drive an Elise and not an Exige or V8 Esprit?

Edited by S1MMA on Friday 6th February 09:36

Ahh ha naha nah, I don't drive an Elise, principally because my GF sent it backwards into a tree, so there...

oh wait...

[vincenz]

Dusty Noodle said:

S1MMA said:

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

Do we have a genuine Rolex troll?

Whys he a troll? I love polishing my rolexi with jizz

Where are these horror stories you've been promising us?

[S1MMA]

vincenz said:

Dusty Noodle said:

S1MMA said:

vincenz said:

To be fair mate, you sound like a mong

I literally have pissed myself laughing in the middle of a coach after reading that.

My Rolex's are all fine quality wise, nothing out of place, although one stopped talking to me last friday when I didn't polish it's face with fresh jizz as I usually do every other day. I found that odd.

Do we have a genuine Rolex troll?

Whys he a troll? I love polishing my rolexi with jizz

Where are these horror stories you've been promising us?

Exactly, nowt wrong with it. Really brings out my platinum bezel on my Yatch Master, ya know?

[Dusty Noodle]

Ok horror stories is perhaps a bit strong but not much! I don't have time to list my technical and not so technical problems with these bloody watches. I have, however, lost sleep and if being accused of having magnetic properties does not sum it up then I may have to list more details! No, I'm not joking! Perhaps Rolex trolls have mercury for blood or these watch manufacturers have a fat book of watchmaker's ########!

[voyds9]

Ikemi said:

LeeThePeople said:

Pic next to my bro's standard tag link

Edited by LeeThePeople on Tuesday 3rd February 17:23

Lee, if you have time, I don't suppose you could post more photos of the grey and blue dial Tag Links could you? Later this year I'm hoping to be in the position of choosing between the two, as well as perhaps an Aquaracer Automatic Chronograph or maybe (if funds stretch!) an Omega Planet Ocean ... I'd just like to see 'em in more 'real-life' detail

Cheers!

Edited by Ikemi on Thursday 5th February 18:53

Completely missed the point. I thought the blue one was the special, sorry