Rolex review

[Deva Link]

Hope this isn't a repost:

http://www.expotv.com/videos/reviews/6/70/RolexMen...

[The Count]

Oh my word.

[Asterix]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - what a tool!

Here's the transcript, but it works so much better hearing it.

numbnuts said:

Hey here today I m reviewing Rolex submariner a watch by Rolex oyster perpetual GM green which mean Time Master and so basic rundown of this very expensive watch is it is oyster perpetual. It has a date it has a time it has a rotating timer thing so you don t lose your time and it s basically a really normal watch kind of a waste of money I think but it can go up to a really low deck so if that s where you re into if you re into diving and everything you should tell them to get this watch because it goes like this is like the most low depth oriented watch you can get like so if you re diving you can still read the time and everything. It s like a diver s watch or maybe a submarine if you re in the submarine you re going really low you could use this watch but they re mostly for rich people to have and stuff some mariner British. Rolex is British and if you really want a cool watch like this I highly recommend it to anyone out there. It looks cool I get a lot of comments about it and people are like I really like it a lot did you guys steal it? I m a no man I ll beat you up so it s a cool watch I recommend it and you should check it out yeah. Also time sometimes stops; I think I need new batteries so you have to change your batteries on these so remember that.

Edited by Asterix on Thursday 3rd September 13:17

[Mr MoJo]

"oh yeah, and it stops, you have to change the battery on these. don't forget to change the battery"

Thats brightened up an otherwise dreary day

[ShadownINja]

/o\

Has anyone told him?

[Mattt]

Just because everyone can access the internet, doesn't mean everyone should use it.

[ShadownINja]

It does prove one thing... even cheap fakes can fool people.

[sparkyhx]

can't see it at work - is it not meant to be 'ironic' or a joke a bit like the Fast Shows 'brilliant' Guy

Edited by sparkyhx on Thursday 3rd September 14:56

[adamharrisuk]

Ohhh dear!

[ShadownINja]

sparkyhx said:

can't see it at work - is it not meant to be 'ironic' or a joke a bit like the Fast Shows 'brilliant' Guy

Edited by sparkyhx on Thursday 3rd September 14:56

I don't see the irony in his presentation. It just comes across as a genuinely clueless young adult male who thinks Rolex is made in Green-wich.

[sneijder]

I think I'll review my dads watch when he goes to bed too.

But I might buy that, even though it's a waste of money and I'm totally not into diving.

[Bungleaio]

numpty said:

It goes up to a really deep depth

[Slagathore]

That must be a windup?

Surely!

[cyberface]

Slagathore said:

That must be a windup?

Surely!

Didn't he say it used a battery? Probably quartz