Phrases and sayings you have picked up from PH

[Otispunkmeyer]

Been some cracking sayings on this site over the time I have been here, I think the highlights are:

"hoof it up her clacker"

"swashbuckling st-spoon"

and describing a fat lady not as pregnant looking, but "greggnunt"


fire away!

[kiethton]

I now call custard

[Roofless Toothless]

Hold my beer and watch this ...

[alorotom]

Weapons grade thunder

Custard

[Sheets Tabuer]

Eww get the peasants away from me, Jeeves hurry them along they smell.

[NDA]

Otispunkmeyer said:

"greggnunt"

Not heard that one before.

[Nik da Greek]

Not really a phrase, but reading NP&E has certainly made me much more adroit at Applied Sociopathy.

[MorganP104]

Dominate the stairs.

Powerfully-built company director.

Hammering frozen sausages into the lawn.

Describing dreamers/fantasists as "Walts".

And many more, I'm sure.

[rodericb]

powerfully built director

bash her back door in

what the juddering f*ck



there's quite a few more which I can't remember but did laugh quite heartily at.

[Shakermaker]

Walt for me as well, I found myself using it recently not on PH...

[lucido grigio]

well it be on to this.......

Fascinating title to a thread about nothing at all.

[Europa1]

cocksocket

fktrumpet

[toon10]

I've never "pulled the trigger" on anything before I signed up on here.

[jet_noise]

Like a skeleton <self-censored> self-abusing in a bucket.
To describe a rough or dying engine.

[handpaper]

GTIR said:

"Bum his dog.

If he doesn't own a dog buy him one. Then bum it.

It's the only way it'll work."

Just sitting here typing this my face hurts from smiling!

[Wiccan of Darkness]

jet_noise said:

Like a skeleton <self-censored> self-abusing in a bucket.
To describe a rough or dying engine.

This one has left me in fits of giggles.

Can someone explain the origin/meaning of the sausages/custard/parrot terms?

I'm sure I'll probably inflict a few of my own phrases in the future.

[lucido grigio]

Wiccan of Darkness said:

This one has left me in fits of giggles.

Can someone explain the origin/meaning of the sausages/custard/parrot terms?

I'm sure I'll probably inflict a few of my own phrases in the future.

The "custard test" is to weed out the BS probably of a noob who claims to own a Ferrari/Lamborghini etc.

Place a tub of Bird's custard next to keys for said expensive car in the ignition or close by as proof of ownership.

I don't think it originated here but got picked up by PH.

[PH5121]

'Winged horse of chav tat'

[mybrainhurts]

Ambiwlans

[mybrainhurts]

I knew nothing of smashing back doors in before I came here....