What's the cheapest way to get a flight in a private jet?

What's the cheapest way to get a flight in a private jet?

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MarcelM6

539 posts

107 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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steveo3002 said:
out of intrest, what happens when you turn up at the airport vs using an airline? do you bypass the terminal ?
Probably slightly different depending on airport, but yes, you bypass the terminal.

At departure you go to a separate, small building (or area) where your luggage is screened and passports checked.

On arrival - passport checked as you get to the bottom of the stairs off the plane, walk 10 steps to your chauffeur car and off you go.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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One of my customers was dead chuffed to hitch a free ride in a private jet...

Until he discovered the toilet was only suitable for a contortionist monkey with one broken leg and a dislocated shoulder...smile

Ari

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19,348 posts

216 months

Saturday 27th January 2018
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Which brings us neatly full circle to:

djc206 said:
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loafer123

15,448 posts

216 months

Saturday 27th January 2018
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I did a tour of France on a private jet for work once. Fun, but cramped.

I did another tour of Northern France on a helicopter. Very noisy, but they dropped me off at CDG for my return flight, and the VIP treatment you get there if you come in by helicopter included holding the plane for me, which was nice.

J4CKO

41,634 posts

201 months

Saturday 27th January 2018
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Find a flight in an Embraer 145, take a bottle of Champagne and a vivid imagination.

Ari

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19,348 posts

216 months

Sunday 28th January 2018
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J4CKO said:
Find a flight in an Embraer 145, take a bottle of Champagne and a vivid imagination.
Funnily enough I flew in one of those from Cleveland to Toronto (I think) once. When it turned up at the gate I thought 'Cool, looks like an oversized private jet!'

Sadly it stopped looking like an oversized private jet once we were aboard... biggrin

K50 DEL

9,237 posts

229 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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Ari said:
You know, that's not a bad idea. I wonder if we could 'crowd fund' a jet for a jolly for say 10 of us? biggrin
Depending on the detail I could be another interested party...

RobM77

35,349 posts

235 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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MarcelM6 said:
Have done the private jet experience a few (ie less than 10) times. Find the private jet experience overrated, prefer business or first class.

The before and after flight experience is brilliant though, not having to do the airport security/passport/luggage thing before and after is fantastic.

Make sure its a international flight so you make the most of the convenience.
I think that's the whole point isn't it? Convenience, rather than luxury. Firstly, you go through the passenger procedures before take off and after landing really fast; and secondly you can go where you want when you want, and have a greater selection of airports to choose from. I wouldn't expect a tiny plane to offer the same comfort and luxury as a huge jet like an A380.

I've not flown in a private jet, but I have been in a privately operated prop plane on business and yes, the reason the company used it was that on an internal flight it saved a huge amount of time. For starters they could choose an airfield closer to work, but also at the end of my trip I got out of the plane and walked about 50 metres to the taxi that was arranged for me - I was in that cab about two minutes max after the plane's wheels touched the tarmac.

geeks

9,204 posts

140 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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K50 DEL said:
Ari said:
You know, that's not a bad idea. I wonder if we could 'crowd fund' a jet for a jolly for say 10 of us? biggrin
Depending on the detail I could be another interested party...
Wicked, 3 down, 7 to go!

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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Ari said:
At those prices, business or first might be a better option, not least because you can choose to go somewhere you want to when you want to, rather than simply turning up and one airfield to fly to another just for the sake of it.

Guess I was hoping to hitch a ride on a Gulfstream to the South of France when it was on its way to collect its rightful owner for £500 or something.

Ah well, nice idea...
Its amazing how your expectations can be so far out of whack with reality.

Last year i was in Florida with 3 mates and I decided to enquire about renting a small plane (not a jet) from a local airfield to take us on a day trip somewhere.

The quote came back and it was eye wateringly expensive, it was more than the cost of our entire holiday!

geeks

9,204 posts

140 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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Shuvi McTupya said:
Ari said:
At those prices, business or first might be a better option, not least because you can choose to go somewhere you want to when you want to, rather than simply turning up and one airfield to fly to another just for the sake of it.

Guess I was hoping to hitch a ride on a Gulfstream to the South of France when it was on its way to collect its rightful owner for £500 or something.

Ah well, nice idea...
Its amazing how your expectations can be so far out of whack with reality.

Last year i was in Florida with 3 mates and I decided to enquire about renting a small plane (not a jet) from a local airfield to take us on a day trip somewhere.

The quote came back and it was eye wateringly expensive, it was more than the cost of our entire holiday!
I am not sure why you found this surprising, even a basic small private light aircraft is around £100 an hour to fly, that's without a pilot!

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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geeks said:
I am not sure why you found this surprising, even a basic small private light aircraft is around £100 an hour to fly, that's without a pilot!
My only experience of using a privately owned aircraft was when my boss had one when i was working in the states in about 1990. He offered to take my girlfriend and I on a sightseeing flight provided I paid for the fuel. We flew around for maybe an hour or two and when he refilled the tank he handed me a receipt for $16!





Ali Chappussy

876 posts

146 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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I've taken many biz flights over the years. No crowds, walking for ages to the gate and horrible airline food.

By best ever was with a famous F1 driver, his pilot and me between Sao Paulo to Santos Dumont, I feel like a star went I got out, people fawning over me until the man got out and they realised I was a no-one! My 30 seconds of fame.

Amateurish

7,755 posts

223 months

Monday 29th January 2018
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If you are happy to write the odd car review for your local paper, then the manufacturers will be happy to fly you by private jet to random European locations to test their cars. Just make sure you write a favourable review!

friederich

250 posts

187 months

Tuesday 30th January 2018
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Is it only me who thought of this thread when seeing this news story?:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-428...

OP - are you still there, or have you had your PC confiscated?

geeks

9,204 posts

140 months

Tuesday 30th January 2018
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friederich said:
Is it only me who thought of this thread when seeing this news story?:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-428...

OP - are you still there, or have you had your PC confiscated?
hehe

Ari

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19,348 posts

216 months

Wednesday 31st January 2018
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paperbag

RizzoTheRat

25,191 posts

193 months

Wednesday 31st January 2018
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A friend of mine got a flight in a Lear Jet from Cuba to Florida last year, and then a few months later from Florida to Farnborough. Didn't cost her anything except 18 months off work and all she had to do was get run over by a JCB and contract MRSA.

HoHoHo

14,987 posts

251 months

Wednesday 31st January 2018
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geeks said:
friederich said:
Is it only me who thought of this thread when seeing this news story?:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-428...

OP - are you still there, or have you had your PC confiscated?
hehe
I was just thinking the same thing!

I hope he doesn't mind picking up soap in the shower, he's going to be reamed until his hole is slack as Nora Battie's tights yikes

ChemicalChaos

10,401 posts

161 months

Wednesday 31st January 2018
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Ari said:
Paris to Newark in a Gulfstream IV is $65,000! eek
Newark, New Jersey or Newark, Nottinghamshire? hehe