Yacht named "Siren"

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Bee_Jay

2,599 posts

249 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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fathomfive said:
I'd love to get a Yacht and name it Raymond Luxury.
With a tender called "Throat Warbler Mangrove"??

fathomfive

9,927 posts

191 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Bee_Jay said:
fathomfive said:
I'd love to get a Yacht and name it Raymond Luxury.
With a tender called "Throat Warbler Mangrove"??
That'll be the one.

Bushmaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Fishtigua said:
Having worked in the Superyacht Industry for 25 years, its not the done thing to ask who owns it, even though we all know.

They pay an awefull lot of money for a bit of peace and quiet. Leave them be.
Bit of a lickspittle view, that.

If you want peace and quiet parking your yacht in Barbados within full view of the great patio-door twitching middle-class charterflight crowds is hardly the way to do it.

john_p

7,073 posts

251 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Fishtigua said:
Having worked in the Superyacht Industry for 25 years, its not the done thing to ask who owns it, even though we all know.

They pay an awefull lot of money for a bit of peace and quiet. Leave them be.
Bit of a lickspittle view, that.

If you want peace and quiet parking your yacht in Barbados within full view of the great patio-door twitching middle-class charterflight crowds is hardly the way to do it.
Agreed, part of the 'charm' is the fact you can put it into Monaco or Banus and have the tourists flocking around the gangway. If you want peace and quiet, buy a villa in the middle of nowhere!

Anyway you can just stay up the pointy end or on upper floors way above the proles...

jbudgie

8,935 posts

213 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Fishtigua said:
Having worked in the Superyacht Industry for 25 years, its not the done thing to ask who owns it, even though we all know.

They pay an awefull lot of money for a bit of peace and quiet. Leave them be.
FFS


What a bunch of ste.




Bushmaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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If I had a yacht like that it would be almost permanently moored in the busiest harbour I could find (obviously not Grimsby or Holyhead, mind). There would be a crewwoman on constant totty-alert authorised to invite onboard any suitable interested parties, so the OP's question would never arise (provided she passed the totty criteria, of course).

Semi hemi

1,796 posts

199 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Fishtigua said:
mybrainhurts said:
Fishtigua said:
Having worked in the Superyacht Industry for 25 years, its not the done thing to ask who owns it, even though we all know.
rofl

What a load of borrocks...
What part is borrocks? Do you want the boat names?

Katalina 1 & 2
Leander G
Midnight Saga
Gitana
Brave Goose


Yep, borrock boats all of them.

Fish
Calm down, old boy, I have no reason, and no desire, to doubt your credentials...

I was referring to the "done thing" thing...

Don't mention the war, and all that...

I see it's owned by a Guernsey company. Next question, who owns the company? Quite easy if anybody really wants to know, so why the secrecy..?
And here was me thinking you all meant rollocks

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Bushmaster said:
If I had a yacht like that it would be almost permanently moored in the busiest harbour I could find (obviously not Grimsby or Holyhead, mind). There would be a crewwoman on constant totty-alert authorised to invite onboard any suitable interested parties, so the OP's question would never arise (provided she passed the totty criteria, of course).
Well her pic is on her profile.

I would, but then my totty scaling levels may be higher if I had a yacht like that smile

Edited by Pesty on Saturday 31st January 19:48

Bushmaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
I see it's owned by a Guernsey company. Next question, who owns the company? Quite easy if anybody really wants to know...
No it isn't. Guernsey has no exchange of information treaties with anywhere else, no Freedom of Informaation Act and some quite strict confidentiality laws. The company is probably run by nominee directors and owned by a separate Guernsey (or Jersey, or elsewhere) trust. The trustees are possibly a different trust company. Tracing the ultimate beneficial 'owner' might be quite difficult.

Thing is, if the boat were simply owned by a UK citizen, on death 40% of its value goes to Fat Gordon...

Bushmaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Pesty said:
Bushmaster said:
If I had a yacht like that it would be almost permanently moored in the busiest harbour I could find (obviously not Grimsby or Holyhead, mind). There would be a crewwoman on constant totty-alert authorised to invite onboard any suitable interested parties, so the OP's question would never arise (provided she passed the totty criteria, of course).
Well her pic is on her profile.

I would, but then my totty scaling levels may be higher if I had a yacht like that smile

Edited by Pesty on Saturday 31st January 19:48
Yep, she's aboard!

LD1Racing

6,532 posts

219 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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My boat is owned by an individual, through a separate company and chartered out to anyone that a) can afford it, and b) we will let on board wink The owners identity is not common knowledge among the crew, and everyone has signed a strict confidentiality clause relating to any charter guests we have on board. The Russian owners take it even more seriously, the 'security' arrangements on some of the new boats make Ian Flemmings wildest dreams look conservative at best, but I guess they have their reasons.

jkennyd

3,133 posts

200 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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I've always thought boats,yauchts,yaughts and yauhts were feckin useless for pleasure. They bob around all over place. Its murder when you need to pee. Falling overboard can be a real pain (ever seen calm) and they cost a fortune, even for a wee piece of pish about 10 feet long. People say they are great for getting away from it all and you have your own space. Try walking around something like the aussie outback and you can have all the space you want. Plus you could stick up a tent for when it rains.
Its all about look at all the cash I have now feck off peasant.

getmecoat

Bushmaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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jkennyd said:
I've always thought boats,yauchts,yaughts and yauhts were feckin useless for pleasure. They bob around all over place. Its murder when you need to pee. Falling overboard can be a real pain (ever seen calm) and they cost a fortune, even for a wee piece of pish about 10 feet long. People say they are great for getting away from it all and you have your own space. Try walking around something like the aussie outback and you can have all the space you want. Plus you could stick up a tent for when it rains.
Its all about look at all the cash I have now feck off peasant.

getmecoat
Not really, most people who are into yachting are not particularly wealthy.

Only one owner per boat... but many times more crew needed to sail her.


Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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I've sailed around the Caribbean for a bit on an old wooden boat with no engine but a tiny solar panel for leccy; bought for £5000, I lived on about £10 a day and had an ace time.

How much do you spend on petrol and sandwiches a day just to spend time in your dull job?

I know where I'd prefer to be.

LD1Racing

6,532 posts

219 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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jkennyd said:
I've always thought boats,yauchts,yaughts and yauhts were feckin useless for pleasure. They bob around all over place. Its murder when you need to pee. Falling overboard can be a real pain (ever seen calm) and they cost a fortune, even for a wee piece of pish about 10 feet long. People say they are great for getting away from it all and you have your own space. Try walking around something like the aussie outback and you can have all the space you want. Plus you could stick up a tent for when it rains.
Its all about look at all the cash I have now feck off peasant.

getmecoat
yes after many years in the industry I whole heartedly agree with you. It is a pissing contest through and through.

Pays well though hehe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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Bushmaster said:
mybrainhurts said:
I see it's owned by a Guernsey company. Next question, who owns the company? Quite easy if anybody really wants to know...
No it isn't. Guernsey has no exchange of information treaties with anywhere else, no Freedom of Informaation Act and some quite strict confidentiality laws. The company is probably run by nominee directors and owned by a separate Guernsey (or Jersey, or elsewhere) trust. The trustees are possibly a different trust company. Tracing the ultimate beneficial 'owner' might be quite difficult.
My pirate friends asked me to say they fart in your general direction...smile

FourWheelDrift

88,560 posts

285 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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jkennyd said:
I've always thought boats,yauchts,yaughts and yauhts were feckin useless for pleasure. They bob around all over place. Its murder when you need to pee. Falling overboard can be a real pain (ever seen calm) and they cost a fortune, even for a wee piece of pish about 10 feet long. People say they are great for getting away from it all and you have your own space. Try walking around something like the aussie outback and you can have all the space you want. Plus you could stick up a tent for when it rains.
Its all about look at all the cash I have now feck off peasant.

getmecoat
Not really.

Hmmm I'd like a holiday home in France or Italy or maybe a Villa on Mallorca...but which one do I buy? I know I'll have all three, a nice boat that I can take to all three in luxury, in my own time. Pull into Portofino and you have Italy to explore, Marseilles or Monaco you have France, Barcelona you have Spain, even bring it back to the UK, pull into Poole and.......oh great stty Brown's Britain again, back out and off to Norway.

I'd rather not want to live in a plastic sack and defecate in a bucket thanks.

jkennyd

3,133 posts

200 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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How about a cave. Caves can be cool. A bit furni here and there and a wee fire.......sorted

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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Fishtigua said:
I've sailed around the Caribbean for a bit on an old wooden boat with no engine but a tiny solar panel for leccy; bought for £5000, I lived on about £10 a day and had an ace time.

How much do you spend on petrol and sandwiches a day just to spend time in your dull job?

I know where I'd prefer to be.
None, the executive expense account covers all that, (well up to £6 a day for lunch!)

What did you spend £10 a day on in the Caribbean...........was it already in rolled form!! smokin

Sheets Tabuer

18,990 posts

216 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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my greatest dream is to get a boat and sail around the world slowly for 20 years, how did you do it around the caribbean?