Now THAT is modern art!!!

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Oily Nails

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2,932 posts

201 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/...

Now that's the kinda thing that should win the Turner Prize from now on!!!!


dougc

8,240 posts

266 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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More pretentious toss.

Granted the metal is more interesting this time but its still toss.

Next time it'll be a rusty bicycle impaled on a dead whale and it'll be 'representing' something.

Eric Mc

122,106 posts

266 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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I think Buster Gonads on the nose of the Jag was better art.

Simpo Two

85,647 posts

266 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Well I suppose it's cheaper to polish a plane and dump it upside down on the floor than keep it flying or buy a new one.

Franmkly it looks like the string broke.

Oily Nails

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2,932 posts

201 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Gah! Ok Ok Ok...so I would prefer to see them flying...but still its better than some of the pretentious drivel that most 'critics' drool over...at least as a viewer you can either admire the artist.....or WE can admire the engineers and the men who flew her/them!

Mattt

16,661 posts

219 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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It's not art, it's a fcensoredg plane hanging up.

I saw the interview on BBC, and she was talking about pretentious toss like the emasculation of the objects without payloads.

FourWheelDrift

88,621 posts

285 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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I think I will go to one of the great art exhibitions in Britain, but which one.

Duxford, Cosford or Hendon?

Eric Mc

122,106 posts

266 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Cosford has some nice hanging art.


Rollin

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246 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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I think it's brilliant.

FourWheelDrift

88,621 posts

285 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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I think it's crashing.

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

255 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Turned them into art by putting them in an art gallery. I wonder how much that cost. Genius, pure genius... /shakes heed/

Simpo Two

85,647 posts

266 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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Mattt said:
I saw the interview on BBC, and she was talking about pretentious toss like the emasculation of the objects without payloads.
If she was in the kitchen cooking dinner for her husband she wouldn't have time for such toss smile

pugwash4x4

7,536 posts

222 months

Tuesday 29th June 2010
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they would have been far better in war colours with dirt and scratches all over- they don't need to be polished to be beautiful, but the dirt would really remind you of there real purpose!

Benni

3,517 posts

212 months

Wednesday 30th June 2010
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Reminds me of the "Discovery" Pod sitting in the classic furnitured room
at the end of "2001-A Space Oddyssey"
In a good way.



Edited by Benni on Wednesday 30th June 00:55

AshVX220

5,929 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th June 2010
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FourWheelDrift said:
I think I will go to one of the great art exhibitions in Britain, but which one.

Duxford, Cosford or Hendon?
There is a similar smaller exhibition in Southampton, if you're interested.

FourWheelDrift

88,621 posts

285 months

Wednesday 30th June 2010
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I missed the sarcastic comment smiley off my post smile

S7Paul

2,103 posts

235 months

Wednesday 30th June 2010
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Come on, be fair. It's better than an unmade bed!

Simpo Two

85,647 posts

266 months

Wednesday 30th June 2010
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I prefer the columns behind it, but they're a bd mix of doric and ionic. (I bet Tracey Rugmuncher doesn't know that...)

andy400

10,426 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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'Art'

rofl

The only thing that makes that 'art' is the fact that it was thought up by an 'artist' who has a background in 'art' and a qualification from some 'art college' or other.

Like so much 'modern art', anyone could do it, but it's only 'art' if you have the background in 'art' and the ability to talk utter bks about the meaning of it.

If you or I had done it, it would just be old aeroplanes.

Simpo Two

85,647 posts

266 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Yep, Emperor's Clothes.

I'm looking at half a cup of coffee on my desk - but because my name's not Damien Hirst it's worth nothing. Otherwise, an easy £50K.