I feel ashamed
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Being male and hetereosexual, when I urgently needed a large amount of drink for a party last night I set off for the local real cider shop. On the way, I stopped off at Tesco for a few bits, and noticed a big promotional stand advertising 1.5 litre bottles of Lambrini 7.5% for £1.50 each. "Pah!" I thought, "cheap it may be but you still wouldn't catch me drinking that rats piss. Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"
About 10 milliseconds later it dawned on me that the 10 litre box of 7.5% Black Dragon I had set out to buy was £30, and that there was the potential liberation of £20 in dirty takeaway money.
I bought 6 bottles of Lambrini.
Where do I hand in my man card, ph membership and imaginary mx5/330d keys on the way out?
About 10 milliseconds later it dawned on me that the 10 litre box of 7.5% Black Dragon I had set out to buy was £30, and that there was the potential liberation of £20 in dirty takeaway money.
I bought 6 bottles of Lambrini.
Where do I hand in my man card, ph membership and imaginary mx5/330d keys on the way out?
Edited by mat777 on Tuesday 9th October 19:50
Mr Gearchange said:
mat777 said:
Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"
I hope all your party guests are, otherwise you'll still have it all left to drink. Slink said:
actually, why did you not buy that black dragon? i tryed some at a cider festival [well, a few cider makers in a barn] and it was great.
made and sold by the double vision company iirc, and thats a kentish cider maker, you not from kent are you?
Nope, from Cheshire but living in Bristol and a frequent visitor to the Christmas Steps Bristol Cider Shop. made and sold by the double vision company iirc, and thats a kentish cider maker, you not from kent are you?
I've had a box of Dragon before and it was very nice, as are the 2 litre bottles of Old Rosie. However, as I say.... the £2/litre difference in cost swung it in favour of the Lambrini and though its a bit sweet for my liking at least it isn't acrid like Strongbow!
mat777 said:
Mr Gearchange said:
mat777 said:
Do I look like a 16 year old council estate chav girl?"
I hope all your party guests are, otherwise you'll still have it all left to drink. You calculated the the most amount of alcohol you could get for the least money was Lambrini - and then you bought it.
This isn't the PH way - that isn't even the partially self respecting tramps way.
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