Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

[Glenred]

I'm sorry guys, I've let you all down

Went for the Mega Doner and a 9" Pepperoni pizza...

Couldn't eat it all.... I will hand my card once I post the pictures.

currently lying in the fetal position trying to deal with my shame

[Aydogflipper]

So it arrived, i was greeted to a free portion of onion bhaji too haha.



Quite a bit of depth going on....



The aftermath, a little tandoori squirel on the bone and naan left



Stuffed.

[sc0tt]

Lamb donner wrap will be here in 4 minutes

[mattuk89]

GALLARDOGUY said:

Can't get a kebab in a naan round my way either.

That pisses me off.

Is a kebab in a naan better than a pitta then would you say? Just browsing just eat and found a few my way that do it, might order one tonight but thought better get the oracle's advice first..

[GALLARDOGUY]

I think so, yes.

[prg1]

This is my contribution from friday.

Square rice and chips( these were fairly tasteless)

The addition of some chicken curry, which more than made up for the chips.

With the added side of a bag of prawn crackers.

I Hope it meets with the approval of the members.

[mattuk89]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

1 X 42. Chips (Medium) (Starters) - £ 1.00 £ 1.00
1 X 300. Coca-Cola (0.33L) (BEVERAGES) - £ 0.70 £ 0.70
1 X 67. Mixed Kebab Special (Large) (Kebabs) - 2 Persons. Chicken shish, kofta kebab & lamb donner £ 7.50 £ 7.50

Will give you my verdict later.

[GALLARDOGUY]

mattuk89 said:

1 X 42. Chips (Medium) (Starters) - £ 1.00 £ 1.00
1 X 300. Coca-Cola (0.33L) (BEVERAGES) - £ 0.70 £ 0.70
1 X 67. Mixed Kebab Special (Large) (Kebabs) - 2 Persons. Chicken shish, kofta kebab & lamb donner £ 7.50 £ 7.50

Will give you my verdict later.

Mixed kebab. 2 persons.

As if! The fools!

[Pferdestarke]

Aydogflipper said:

The aftermath, a little tandoori squirel on the bone and naan left



Stuffed.

There's a possibility looking at the far edge of that plate that you have scraped some of that in the bin. What do we think fellas?

[GALLARDOGUY]

fking hell! This thread!!!

Good spot.

We are now analysing each others empty plates for signs of skulduggery!! I love it!



Best thread on PH.

[prg1]

Mopping effect with the naan??

[GALLARDOGUY]

When I mop, I mop round the edges towards the centre.

And then I eat all of the naan!

That definitely looks like a slide off the plate motion, I'm sorry to say.

[mattuk89]

Was a bit different from what i was expecting but was nice, think i will stick to ordering mixed donners though as you definatly get more meat than when ordering the " fancy " meats, still it filled a whole, and as for 2 persons, no way!

Went to an all you can eat buffet place on friday night with 100+ different dishes, so anything i ate this weekend would of been small in comparison.

[Aydogflipper]

Haha the scrape marks are all over the plate. i will admit though i didnt get all that way in the first sitting, i had to have a breather.

However, by all means you're welcome to doubt, but if i wasnt able to finish i wouldn't be putting it into the bin, it would be going in the microwave for breakfast.

[GALLARDOGUY]

Is the right answer.

[Pferdestarke]

You can't be too careful. Sorry to have doubted your eating ability.

Let it be a warning to other plate scraper picture snappers looking for kudos on these pages.

[GALLARDOGUY]

We are watching...

[Glenred]

Ate the pizza, box was a bit greasy.. Even had grease on my leather seats.



Couldn't finish the bab it might not look big but it was massive.






Sorry guys I tried.....

[GALLARDOGUY]

It's a good starting point, don't be too hard on yourself.

[soad]

Pferdestarke said:

soad said:

Tongue in cheek comment by me, chap.

Ever tried chaps? As in pigs' cheeks? Delicious.

Erm, no. They look rather tough.
Need long and slow, time-consuming cooking.
I'd rather order a pizza, no washing up either.