Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

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Slink

2,947 posts

173 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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i really want to try a parmo, but being in the south east makes that a bit of a problem, and im not willing to drive a couple hundred miles just for takeaway.

2 question.....

1) does it contain any egg

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2) how do you make one? so it contains 2000+ calories?

B16 RTT

1,871 posts

236 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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These smart ads on the PH site really are good ...



Very tasty looking and most persuasive. Yes, I do fancy pizza tonight.

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Pferdestarke said:
Incidentally, if you try searching dirty takeaway pictures on google image search, you'll see many of your monstrosities on the first few pages. The original is on there as well as some of Cotty's famous square rice dishes and a few of Calibrax's fish suppers and goat curries.
Not one pic of my bowl frown

That pic of Jodie is on there though! laugh

RSoovy4

35,829 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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GALLARDOGUY said:
That pic of Jodie is on there though! laugh
Oh yeah.

hehe


GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Clock watching now.

Chinese opens at 5...

Vieste

10,532 posts

161 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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timlongs said:
If you're gonna drive to boro to get a parmo, please, do it right: http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/20...
25 minutes drive from where i live.

Vieste

10,532 posts

161 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Fat bds the lot of us! oi i only weigh 9 stone.

DanielSan

18,806 posts

168 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Not been on this thread for a bit and my god it just gets better, so much filth going on in here it inspired me to head to maccies for lunch as I've had an unexpected day off today. No pics sadly, I forgot frown

But todays lunch - Large Big Mac meal, Cheeseburger, Chicken Mayo and Creme Egg McFlurry. Some good eating.

vladcjelli

2,970 posts

159 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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DanielSan said:
Not been on this thread for a bit and my god it just gets better, so much filth going on in here it inspired me to head to maccies for lunch as I've had an unexpected day off today. No pics sadly, I forgot frown

But todays lunch - Large Big Mac meal, Cheeseburger, Chicken Mayo and Creme Egg McFlurry. Some good eating.
Did you win at Monopoly? If you picked up one of those worthless Mayfair stickers, I can swap you Marlborough Street for it?

Mr Roper

13,011 posts

195 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Vieste said:
Fat bds the lot of us! oi i only weigh 9 stone.
What are you, 12????

430T

942 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Pferdestarke said:
650 posts since we switched to volume 2 around 4 weeks ago. Traffic seems to be increasing around here!

Must be all these newcomers promising big orders!

Fish and chips for us tonight from The Port & Starboard (takeaway) in Cornwall. I'll be making it an epic portion just for this thread!

Incidentally, if you try searching dirty takeaway pictures on google image search, you'll see many of your monstrosities on the first few pages. The original is on there as well as some of Cotty's famous square rice dishes and a few of Calibrax's fish suppers and goat curry.

Fat bds the lot of us!
I like this one hehe


GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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What sorry excuse for a man posted that???

giblet

8,861 posts

178 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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timlongs said:
If you're gonna drive to boro to get a parmo, please, do it right: http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/20...
I've not been there, but the one I had in Durham was way superior to the ones I eat from my local takeaways in Leeds. Still, the Leeds ones hit the spot when I fancy some filth.

Slink said:
i really want to try a parmo, but being in the south east makes that a bit of a problem, and im not willing to drive a couple hundred miles just for takeaway.

2 question.....

1) does it contain any egg

and

2) how do you make one? so it contains 2000+ calories?
Take a chicken breast, flatten it, cover it breadcrumbs and then deep fry it. Once its fried, chuck a load of bechamel sauce over the top and a pile of cheese. Whack it in the grill so the cheese melts and serve it with a large helping of chips and some garlic mayo. You can always add other meats or chillis in with the sauce to mix it up a bit. I'm guessing you will need to use egg to get the breadcrumbs to stick to the chicken

Mighty Flex

901 posts

172 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Pferdestarke said:
650 posts since we switched to volume 2 around 4 weeks ago. Traffic seems to be increasing around here!

Must be all these newcomers promising big orders!

Fish and chips for us tonight from The Port & Starboard (takeaway) in Cornwall. I'll be making it an epic portion just for this thread!

Incidentally, if you try searching dirty takeaway pictures on google image search, you'll see many of your monstrosities on the first few pages. The original is on there as well as some of Cotty's famous square rice dishes and a few of Calibrax's fish suppers and goat curry.

Fat bds the lot of us!
The first thing that comes up of things I posted was my homemade parmo attempt biggrin (Apart from the picture of Jodie Marsh, which was a fine addition to the thread)

Definitely picked up some momentum. Much like my beer/takeaway gut.


GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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My usual dirty takeaway picture. Sorry CB but the Thai place doesn't deliver and I'm feeling lazy.


vladcjelli

2,970 posts

159 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Mighty Flex said:
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Definitely picked up some momentum. Much like my beer/takeaway gut.
Would that be inertia, rather than momentum? wink

Mr Roper

13,011 posts

195 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Never disappoints.

I see the 'bowl' has picked a few more war wounds.

Lyko

186 posts

133 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Hey guys, just been reading some of your comments and I don't mind sharing my personal appearance - I am 6'1 250LBS (about 18st) lol yea I'm a fatty :P

Is it ok to post my pic on here? cuz I don't mind honestly.

BTW if you guys want I will get the bargain bucket tomorrow unless their is something else you want me to get from KFC? biggrin

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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I want you to take a day off for the sake of your health!

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 25th April 2013
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Mr Roper said:
Never disappoints.

I see the 'bowl' has picked a few more war wounds.
It gets lobbed in the dishwasher and I don't think it's dishwasher safe!

But then again it wasn't built for takeaways either, so fk it!
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