Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

[GALLARDOGUY]

Dave200 said:

calibrax said:

GALLARDOGUY said:

Dave200 said:

GALLARDOGUY said:

Luke. said:

Pferdestarke said:

Is that not like Dot Cotton telling Bet Lynch to cut down on the fags?

Probably, but I think GG is a lost cause.

I have a slight chance of redemption but Lyko is too far gone...

You think? Let's be objective for a moment - pouring a load of random British/Chinese dishes into a fruit bowl to amuse people on the internet is pretty 'out there' as far as I'm concerned. Maybe I'm a prude or something...

To amuse people?

I do eat it. It's my dinner.

Dave200, you appear to be misreading this thread. Why would people spend money on expensive takeaways just to post a picture? We do eat what we order. Sometimes we will over-order and end up having leftovers the next day. But some of us are just hungry people

We're actually 50% bulimic... we eat loads then forget to throw it up

To impress people on the internet. It was in my original post.

To clarify, I've got no axe to grind, as I get as much entertainment from the photos as the next chap. But let's not pretend that this is anything other than a 'look at me' competition for some...

If you say so. I was using my bowl long before I found this thread. Look at the state of it!

Also I'm a creature of habit and generally buy the same thing week in, week out (much to CB's consternation!).

If I was out to impress people there would be far more variation to keep people amused.

But I stick to the same thing because (prepare yourself for a shock) I like how it fking tastes!

[tamore]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't let the only thread on PH devoid of petty squabbling descend into it.

everyone go and order something that would make adam richman blush, and allow peace to once again fall on the thread of takeaway food filth. lyco, you're needed!!!

[GALLARDOGUY]

Yeah, let's not put people off their food. I'd never forgive myself!

[PineBarren]

Right its friday night, having a night in with wheeler dealers trading up and James Mays man lab and need a takeaway to accompany. Its a toss up between Chinese, or a double bluecheese and bacon burger. Im swaying towards the chinese as no leaving the house is necessary and i do love crispy chili beef

done
Your order


1 x no. 18 Squid with Salt, Pepper & Garlic £4.70
1 x no. 73 Crispy Shredded Beef with Chilli £4.90
1 x no. 82 Chow Mein Singapore Noodles (H) £4.70
1 x no. 85A Sweet & Sour in Crispy Batter Chicken Balls £4.70
Sub total £19.00

Edited by PineBarren on Friday 26th April 18:58

[mattuk89]

Been good all week, so would be a shame to ruin it now wouldn't it..

Oops..

1 X 135. Large Kebab Meal (Meal Deals) - Any large kebab, portion of chips & can of soft drink £ 6.50 £ 6.50
Mixed Donner Large
Coca-Cola 0.33L
1 X 91. 2 Pieces of Chicken (Fried Chicken) - £ 2.10 £ 2.10
1 X 40. Garlic Bread (Starters) - 4 Pieces £ 1.60 £ 1.60
Delivery price: £ 0.00

Total: £ 10.20

[PineBarren]

[timlongs]

Just ordered two 18 inch pizzas for 14 quid, pics to follow...

[chris116]

Fancied something from the chippy tonight.



Chicken and mushroom pie and chips.

[Vieste]

Chris is that the healthy bread i spy

[exgtt]

Dave200 said:

But let's not pretend that this is anything other than a 'look at me' competition for some...

I love it when i post some filth up and get a good response. Love it.

[thetapeworm]

Down south (Farnham), stting heck these southerners know how to charge for pizza, I pity you chaps.

[cheechm]

Anyone with any recommendations for filth in Bristol?

[Slink]

Vieste said:

Chris is that the healthy bread i spy

not sure, might just be the pants camera phone lens..... but then again... we might have a curmudgeonly lentil eating fairy boy here.

[Goonowski]

Slink said:

Vieste said:

Chris is that the healthy bread i spy

not sure, might just be the pants camera phone lens..... but then again... we might have a curmudgeonly lentil eating fairy boy here.

Sweet Jesus! I think you may be right Vieste.

Unless those brown specs on the bread are finely minced donner meat and the bread has been lightly fried?

[chris116]

I wondered if the bread would be mentioned.

It was the only bread I had in the house at the time, I do like a piece of bread and butter with my chips.

[GALLARDOGUY]

Slink said:

not sure, might just be the pants camera phone lens..... but then again... we might have a curmudgeonly lentil eating fairy boy here.

Lack of curry sauce, mushy peas and/or picked onion/gherkin would suggest so.

Shame.

[Justin Cyder]

Chips should have salt & vinegar on them & ketchup at a pinch, but only if you're a benefits scrounger & then only odd numbered people from Philpott to West.

[Vieste]

It looks nice anyway chris.

[GALLARDOGUY]

(Shamelessy stolen from another thread)

In the words of Lloyd Grossman...

Who lives in a house like this...

[Goonowski]

Most worryingly, it looks like that pizza has a smaller diamater than her waistline.