Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2
Discussion
Welcome to the dirty takeaway thread... Bonus points if:
1) It looks like toxic waste,
2) Is enough to feed a family of 8 hungry lads,
3) It looks like it requires a not fit for human consumption label,
3) It appears to have been sat on by a small elephant prior to unwrapping,
4) Eaten with dirty bare hands,
5) Consumed with enough beer to sink a ship,
6) Eaten out of the container,
7) Eaten off the floor,
8) Eaten at any other time than meal time,
9) Greasy enough to provide lubrication to an engine with a total loss oiling system indefinitely.
1) It looks like toxic waste,
2) Is enough to feed a family of 8 hungry lads,
3) It looks like it requires a not fit for human consumption label,
3) It appears to have been sat on by a small elephant prior to unwrapping,
4) Eaten with dirty bare hands,
5) Consumed with enough beer to sink a ship,
6) Eaten out of the container,
7) Eaten off the floor,
8) Eaten at any other time than meal time,
9) Greasy enough to provide lubrication to an engine with a total loss oiling system indefinitely.
Edited by 13aines on Wednesday 21st January 16:54
Skodasupercar said:
I guess my dirty takeaway game is weak. I will try harder at the weekend and see if I can make a mends.
I can't believe portion size and the use of cutlery get more comments than chips dunked in peanut butter
13aines said:
Welcome to the dirty takeaway thread... Bonus points if:
1) It looks like toxic waste,
2) Is enough to feed a family of 8 hungry lads,
3) It looks like it requires a not fit for human consumption label,
3) It appears to have been sat on by a small elephant prior to unwrapping,
4) Eaten with dirty bare hands,
5) Consumed with enough beer to sink a ship,
6) Eaten out of the container
7) Eaten off the floor,
8) Eaten at any other time than meal time,
9) Greasy enough to provide lubrication to an engine with a total loss oiling system indefinitely.
or an object not usually used as a plate or bowl, like a fuit bowl. 1) It looks like toxic waste,
2) Is enough to feed a family of 8 hungry lads,
3) It looks like it requires a not fit for human consumption label,
3) It appears to have been sat on by a small elephant prior to unwrapping,
4) Eaten with dirty bare hands,
5) Consumed with enough beer to sink a ship,
6) Eaten out of the container
7) Eaten off the floor,
8) Eaten at any other time than meal time,
9) Greasy enough to provide lubrication to an engine with a total loss oiling system indefinitely.
Skodasupercar said:
I guess my dirty takeaway game is weak. I will try harder at the weekend and see if I can make a mends.
I can't believe portion size and the use of cutlery get more comments than chips dunked in peanut butter
and another:
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|http://thumbsnap.com/zIU6iPDE[/url]Two wholesome, balanced, beautiful meals finished in under 15 minutes each by yours truly.
Pferdestarke said:
Skodasupercar said:
I guess my dirty takeaway game is weak. I will try harder at the weekend and see if I can make a mends.
I can't believe portion size and the use of cutlery get more comments than chips dunked in peanut butter
(One of mine from the first incarnation of this thread.)
Report back at the weekend. We'll be waiting....
Edited by mrtwisty on Wednesday 21st January 19:03
incoming after the last few posts I need bab,off out to silver lounge,the one wear the guy cutting bab meat wears safety googles ,cleanest take away in the valleys even the sheds out the back are tiled,food still dirty though,pic will follow in a short while.bit of inspiration for our new comer.
She needs telling off! 
B17NNS said:
eskidavies said:
Silver lounge special in jalfrezi nann,chips and madras sauce,hit the spot nicely,few scabby chips left for the dog,
Pity the fool who shares office space with you tomorrow 
k ,the smell follows him round,so I owe him 
Murder kebab*. It was huge. I couldn't finish it, despite having been at work for something like 15 hours. For scaling purposes, each section of the baton is 7 inches, so 21 inches overall length for the extended (over, missus) baton. I failed to properly capture the height.
A "Murder kebab" is simply a kebab consumed while working on a murder enquiry.
A "Murder kebab" is simply a kebab consumed while working on a murder enquiry.
mrtwisty said:
Pferdestarke said:
Skodasupercar said:
Indeed. Here's the sort of thing you should be aiming for:
(One of mine from the first incarnation of this thread.)
Report back at the weekend. We'll be waiting....
From memory, is that the Cavendish Kebab effort?(One of mine from the first incarnation of this thread.)
Report back at the weekend. We'll be waiting....
Edited by mrtwisty on Wednesday 21st January 19:03
Drove past there at the weekend, and that image was all I could think of.
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