Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

[Vieste]

Matt i always get cheese put on my kebabs

[Mr Roper]

ambuletz said:

Do not like how one of my local kebab places seperates all the items. I want soggy doner-soaked pita dammit!

Soggy pitta aside, this looks damn fine.

Some excellent entries this weekend chaps.

On that note, do we have any female DTP posters or is it just us blokes?

[ambuletz]

Must confess that the tomatos were added afterwards by me.

[NoVetec]

That thing on the right...

It looks like you deep-fried the after dinner cigar!

[Pferdestarke]

It looks like a deep fried razor clam.

Did you eat this for lunch or is it last night's takeaway?

[Mr Roper]

An old favourite......

[GALLARDOGUY]

Always liked the look of them. Will emulate it soon.

[User33678888]

Is quality pizza allowed on here?

[GALLARDOGUY]

Nothing of quality is allowed on here...

[jas xjr]

never mind the quality , feel the dish !

[god'sunwantedkid]

I have admired this thread since the beginning of time, if I ever need any inspiration for dinner I would turn to this thread.


Thank you.

[calibrax]

User33678888 said:

Is quality pizza allowed on here?

Definition of "dirty" (for the purposes of this thread) can be any or all of the following :

1) A meal which looks nothing like food, but more like the contents of a bin/toilet/swamp.
2) A meal for one person which is enough to feed a family of four for a week.
3) A meal containing an ingredient which most people would think twice before eating, or would only eat as a "dare".
4) A meal which contains more grease & oilyness than a teenager's face at puberty, dipped in Castrol GTX.
5) A meal which is substantial, yet so cheap you can't work how they could possibly make a profit.

[bloodorange]

Amen..

[ambuletz]

god'sunwantedkid said:

I have admired this thread since the beginning of time, if I ever need any inspiration for dinner I would turn to this thread.


Thank you.

Not a good topic if you intend to lose some weight though. I don't think I've lost any since early march. I think i need a break away from here. I've got another 2 and a half stone I'd like to shed.

Pferdestarke said:

It looks like a deep fried razor clam.

Did you eat this for lunch or is it last night's takeaway?

It's that good I have it for lunch most of the time. Cooking it up again in onions takes it to the next level.

Edited by ambuletz on Monday 29th April 21:48

[Slink]

ambuletz said:

I've got another 2 and a half stone I'd like to shed.

Ill gladly take it off your hands

[GALLARDOGUY]

It was sent to me by a friend. I didn't say I'd eaten it. And when I was asked about the content of it by someone on here, I didn't reply because I didn't know.

Wasn't trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes, I just thought it would be appreciated in here. FWIW I rarely eat breakfast except on weekends.

[Mr Roper]

I thought it was obvious....That picture has been doing the rounds since forever.

GG,

Chicken Chaat - This has to be very hot to cut through the stodge. Usually come very mild so you will need to prompt them.
Onion Bahjee - Needed for texture/crunch
Shish Kebab - Just adds another dimension of dense spicy meat.
Naan - I prefer plain but next time going with a keema.

Riata sauce

You won't regret it.

[Pixel-Snapper]

Far to many big words in there for this time of the morning Roper.

You been watching masterchef?

[Mr Roper]

Pick three starters and stick on a naan. Enjoy.

[ambuletz]

That's fair enough GG, I wasn't trying to call you out or anything. Just thought it pretty funny that I recognised it from here.