Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[Joey336]

HaroldBishop said:

Haha, yes another sausage for the sake of balance wouldn't have gone amiss. They were unusually generous with the chips this time.

did you manage to eat it all?

[HarryFlatters]

nelly1 said:

HaroldBishop said:

Top work

[HaroldBishop]

Joey336 said:

did you manage to eat it all?

I'm afraid I did. Living up to my username and all that

[craigjm]

Haul for last night and the rest for dinner tonight

Plain naan
Dahl samba
Mushroom rice
Onion bhajis
Popadums
Chilli and garlic chicken
Tandoori mixed grill

[jas xjr]

craigjm said:

Haul for last night and the rest for dinner tonight

Plain naan
Dahl samba
Mushroom rice
Onion bhajis
Popadums
Chilli and garlic chicken
Tandoori mixed grill

that looks rank , hope it tasted good . i thought standards were on the decline where some of the food looked so good it seemed to have been staged.
it needs to look bad and taste good , chaps. sorry i cannot contribute anything worthwhile to the thread as i have health issues

[sidekickdmr]

DMN said:

Its only fair to give them a second attempt:



No onion rings this time as I collected it. A bit burnt again, but still lovely.

I was "OOP north" (darlington) for a wedding at the weekend in typical style I wondered the streets at 3am looking for a kebab, ended up seeing a whole menu of Chicken parma's in the kebab/pizza shop, literally never seen them advertised before and only knew what they were due to this thread.

So i tried my first ever one, from what i remember it was decent, a LOT of cheese, scraped most of it off, was just like a big cheesy flat KFC burger really, without the bun obviously.

I went for the hot one, so had chilli's on it too , came with salad and chips and looked almost identical to the one above

[craigjm]

jas xjr said:

that looks rank , hope it tasted good . i thought standards were on the decline where some of the food looked so good it seemed to have been staged.
it needs to look bad and taste good , chaps. sorry i cannot contribute anything worthwhile to the thread as i have health issues

The big reheated white bowl all mixed together the next day was better! I agree though this thread is in danger of becoming gourmet take away pictures

[Mr Roper]

craigjm said:

jas xjr said:

that looks rank , hope it tasted good . i thought standards were on the decline where some of the food looked so good it seemed to have been staged.
it needs to look bad and taste good , chaps. sorry i cannot contribute anything worthwhile to the thread as i have health issues

The big reheated white bowl all mixed together the next day was better! I agree though this thread is in danger of becoming gourmet take away pictures

Yeah...That was my first thought when this posh faff was posted.

HaroldBishop said:

Cumberland sausage, large chips, curry sauce with a garnish of scraps. Felt like I had eaten a house brick when I went to bed

[thetapeworm]

Off the leash tonight so opted for my old favourite the "Mega Feast Calzone". £5.49 of dough, cheese, salami,pepperoni,chicken tikka & donner meat.

[giblet]

Light lunch from Venus in Leeds today -



Iskender kebab with sides. Had some baklava and a mint tea to wash it down later on.

[madcowman]

thetapeworm said:

Off the leash tonight so opted for my old favourite the "Mega Feast Calzone". £5.49 of dough, cheese, salami,pepperoni,chicken tikka & donner meat.

oh my....

[craigjm]

giblet said:

Light lunch from Venus in Leeds today -



Iskender kebab with sides. Had some baklava and a mint tea to wash it down later on.

Doesnt look like an Iskander kebab to me. An Iskander is donner meat in at tomato sauce topped with lots of melted butter and yoghurt and is heart attack central....

[housen]

craigjm said:

giblet said:

Light lunch from Venus in Leeds today -



Iskender kebab with sides. Had some baklava and a mint tea to wash it down later on.

Doesnt look like an Iskander kebab to me. An Iskander is donner meat in at tomato sauce topped with lots of melted butter and yoghurt and is heart attack central....

that looks awesome

I could eat that for breakie right now

[giblet]

craigjm said:

Doesnt look like an Iskander kebab to me. An Iskander is donner meat in at tomato sauce topped with lots of melted butter and yoghurt and is heart attack central....

Twas light on the sauce and opted for chilli and mint instead of the yogurt.

[ambuletz]

basic 'bab n chips for lunch.

[FreeLitres]

craigjm said:

What is the general view about mixing all the sauce/rice up like this before eating? Is it the norm on here?

I like to keep all the "parts" in their own areas so I can load the fork with exactly which elements I want to eat for the next mouthful. My Wife always mixes the whole lot up like the poster above and I just can't see the appeal of doing that.

Am I doing it wrong?

[craigjm]

FreeLitres said:

craigjm said:

What is the general view about mixing all the sauce/rice up like this before eating? Is it the norm on here?

I like to keep all the "parts" in their own areas so I can load the fork with exactly which elements I want to eat for the next mouthful. My Wife always mixes the whole lot up like the poster above and I just can't see the appeal of doing that.

Am I doing it wrong?

Not necessarily each to their own. Yeah mixed dish is the leftovers which were microwaved and it's a faff to keep it all separate and get even heat through the meal I find. Does depend on what you have ordered though because some dishes clearly clash.

[Soov535]

Not a takeaway, but dirty.

Lamb vindaloo in Hanburg. Tasted like a phall hot Korma with coconuts in it!


Delicious but big trouble next morning.

[DanielSan]

Haven't contributed for ages but heres last night's filth.

Peri peri half chicken with chips, peri peri and chilli sauce and some greenery buried underneath.

[Vyse]

Mother of all elephant leg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GiIjuu71dg