Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[Soov330e]

generationx said:

One from the weekend - after a Sunday afternoon with a few beers in my Western Cologne local I ordered my favourite dirty pizza: Pizza Boy "big" with gyros (kebab meat), tomatoes, cheese, green chillis and extra anchovies. Delivered within 20 minutes of clicking "Order". Notice the nice oil stains in the box



Salty goodness

German takeout is always sensationally good, and bad for you!

[Cotty]

generationx said:

Pizza Boy "big" with gyros (kebab meat), tomatoes, cheese, green chillis and extra anchovies.

Never heard them called gyros before but then I am not a kebab aficionado. Mind you I have not had one for years and just found one local that delivers

[craigjm]

Cotty said:

Never heard them called gyros before but then I am not a kebab aficionado. Mind you I have not had one for years and just found one local that delivers

In Greek = gyros
In Turkish = doner
In Arabic = Shawarma

All are basically the same thing except in Greece you can also get pork gyros which is not available in turkey or the Arabic world because it isn't Halal

[amusingduck]

craigjm said:

Cotty said:

Never heard them called gyros before but then I am not a kebab aficionado. Mind you I have not had one for years and just found one local that delivers

In Greek = gyros
In Turkish = doner
In Arabic = Shawarma

All are basically the same thing except in Greece you can also get pork gyros which is not available in turkey or the Arabic world because it isn't Halal

I always thought that doner referred to lamb, and shawarma referred to chicken, but both were Turkish.

Every days a school day

[Mighty Flex]

Dear Dirty Takeaway Thread,

I will find myself in Skelton on Cleveland, near Middlesbrough, this weekend, Can you recommend any establishments, in the direct vicinity or in Middlesbrough? I am particularly keen to sample the delights of an authentic Parmo. Naturally, the results will be available to view here, post event.

Yours Filthily,

M. Flex

[Jezzerh]

Gandahar said:

Now that is a contraption, they sort of griddle them but then cover them and put water in so they seem to be broiled. It's the sort of thing Isambard Kingdom Brunel would have done if he liked fast food rather than making the British Empire great.

Thanks

The water turns into steam which makes sure the top of the egg is cooked without having to flip it easy over.

[giblet]

amusingduck said:

craigjm said:

Cotty said:

Never heard them called gyros before but then I am not a kebab aficionado. Mind you I have not had one for years and just found one local that delivers

In Greek = gyros
In Turkish = doner
In Arabic = Shawarma

All are basically the same thing except in Greece you can also get pork gyros which is not available in turkey or the Arabic world because it isn't Halal

I always thought that doner referred to lamb, and shawarma referred to chicken, but both were Turkish.

Every days a school day

Not quite. Proper Turkish doner is similar to shawarma in that it's cuts of meat whereas regular doner and gyros tend to be mince meat.

When it comes to shawarma meat I find that the first layer is always the best. Especially if it's been cooked a tad longer, burnt ends style.

[drdino]

Nope, Greek gyros (pork or chicken mainly) is never minced meat.

[craigjm]

None of them when done properly are minced meat. They are all thin slices of meat built up into layers. It is only the fast food market Wholesale bought doner stuff you see in crap kebab shops that is minced rubbish and not at all authentic.

Edited by craigjm on Thursday 17th August 10:11

[giblet]

I stand corrected. I've only ever seen mince meat gyros.

I'm still tempted to buy one of these and make my own - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/361362592848

[Gone a bit AMG]

JimmyConwayNW said:

Gone a bit AMG said:

Lebanese. Superb. Manchester M20.

Drive past at least twice a week - Will be stopping next time looks really good.

It's tremendous. Foil trays are vine leaves, hummus and baba ganoush

[anonymous-user]

Non authentic Asda Parmo being sourced today.....


If it isn't in stock, sod it, I'm making my own Parmo/filth.

[anonymous-user]

What the fk did i make




It tastes good though, but lacks filth

[DoubleD]

Its not dirty and its not a takeaway, but apart from that its perfect for this thread.

[anonymous-user]

DoubleD said:

Its not dirty and its not a takeaway, but apart from that its perfect for this thread.

It tasted fking awesome.

Surely a parmo of any kind, homemade or not, is suitable?

11/10 would eat dirty takeaway version if I didnt live in London


I'm considering a move to Teeside

[ambuletz]

sleepera6 said:

DoubleD said:

Its not dirty and its not a takeaway, but apart from that its perfect for this thread.

It tasted fking awesome.

Surely a parmo of any kind, homemade or not, is suitable?

11/10 would eat dirty takeaway version if I didnt live in London


I'm considering a move to Teeside

but it's not a takeaway though, clue is in the thread title. We have 3 seperate breakfast, lunch and dinner threads for posting non-dirty takeaway stuffs. Do people not know these topics exist?

[scjgreen]

Mighty Flex said:

Dear Dirty Takeaway Thread,

I will find myself in Skelton on Cleveland, near Middlesbrough, this weekend, Can you recommend any establishments, in the direct vicinity or in Middlesbrough? I am particularly keen to sample the delights of an authentic Parmo. Naturally, the results will be available to view here, post event.

Yours Filthily,

M. Flex

Sopranos Parmesan House on Wilson Street near Middlesbrough Train Station

Ask for a Full Hotshot Parmesan with Garlic and Chilli Sauce!

[DMN]

scjgreen said:

Mighty Flex said:

Dear Dirty Takeaway Thread,

I will find myself in Skelton on Cleveland, near Middlesbrough, this weekend, Can you recommend any establishments, in the direct vicinity or in Middlesbrough? I am particularly keen to sample the delights of an authentic Parmo. Naturally, the results will be available to view here, post event.

Yours Filthily,

M. Flex

Sopranos Parmesan House on Wilson Street near Middlesbrough Train Station

Ask for a Full Hotshot Parmesan with Garlic and Chilli Sauce!

Or a bit further south (in a much better location); the Runswick Bay Hotel does a cracking Parmo Hotshot.

[ambuletz]

mixed lamb and chicken doner from todays lunch. (yes i know there's salad, but i do like my salad). their chili sauce sucks unfortunately, not hot at all, doesn't bring anything.

[Vaud]

ambuletz said:

mixed lamb and chicken doner from todays lunch. (yes i know there's salad, but i do like my salad). their chili sauce sucks unfortunately, not hot at all, doesn't bring anything.

Amateurs. Chili sauce has to be the easy bit, even if you bulk buy.