Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3
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Well, I think this is my first post, 2 years after discovering the thread.
Normally if there's a takeaway going it's Chinese or Indian and looks nice, and so has no place in this thread.
However, there has been a little part of me that has been hankering after a Kebab. The local kebab shop was tried once and was abysmal, to the point I left over half of it.
I was brought up by Yorkshire folk. Any food left on the plate would have meant a clip round the ear and the same food re-presented at the next mealtime, so with that in mind you can imagine Just how grim it was.
So tonight I dropped the other half off in town and treated myself to the mixed doner in Pitta (naans are for curries)
Chicken tikka, tandoori chicken and doner meat, mild chilli sauce and garlic mayo, with a bit of lettuce on the top to stop the sauce wicking through the paper. Then a quick 30 minute drive home and I am devouring this
Awesome. You can even see and feel the teeth/bone fragments in the doner meat.
All washed down with Asda's '17 vintage strawberry milkshake.
Normally if there's a takeaway going it's Chinese or Indian and looks nice, and so has no place in this thread.
However, there has been a little part of me that has been hankering after a Kebab. The local kebab shop was tried once and was abysmal, to the point I left over half of it.
I was brought up by Yorkshire folk. Any food left on the plate would have meant a clip round the ear and the same food re-presented at the next mealtime, so with that in mind you can imagine Just how grim it was.
So tonight I dropped the other half off in town and treated myself to the mixed doner in Pitta (naans are for curries)
Chicken tikka, tandoori chicken and doner meat, mild chilli sauce and garlic mayo, with a bit of lettuce on the top to stop the sauce wicking through the paper. Then a quick 30 minute drive home and I am devouring this
Awesome. You can even see and feel the teeth/bone fragments in the doner meat.
All washed down with Asda's '17 vintage strawberry milkshake.
Edited by talksthetorque on Wednesday 30th August 20:56
housen said:
DoubleD said:
sleepera6 said:
giblet said:
Ted Mackerel said:
I had this mutha last night. 8 pints of carling before, 3 after. Sorted mate.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiszmC...
Obvious troll continues his obvious trolling in yet another thread.
Also, the Pepsi can gives it away.
and what's with the downing of pints added too
berlintaxi said:
30 minute drive with the kebab, must have been cold and soggy when you ate it.
Double wrapped, and minimal salad meant the it was fine. Once I got down to the doner meat in the bottom it was starting to cool ( I forgot to heat the plate it went on) so I must admit, that along with the crunchy bits this meant some of it got left, but I did give myself a clip round the ear for it. I will not be serving myself the leftovers for breakfast though 
Now going through the post-kebab remorse phase which started after an hour and a half of eating - stomach cramps, and wind.
A mid-sleep wake up to defuzz the mouth lining with a can of 7 up, I am now at the stage of just trying to convince the other half that until certain events occur we perhaps shouldn't venture too far....
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