Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[illmonkey]

Apparently the done thing in Brackley is to leave the salad out of the kebab...

[talksthetorque]

illmonkey said:

Apparently the done thing in Brackley is to leave the salad out of the kebab...

This is an evolutionary step for kebabs.
Mercedes F1 is in Brackley
I wonder if the same engineers who put the inlet and outlet sections of the hybrid turbo for better heat management got their heads together repackaged the kebab using the same principles.

Meat doesn't go cold, salad doesn't go warm.
I take it sauce bottles were on the table.

[illmonkey]

talksthetorque said:

This is an evolutionary step for kebabs.
Mercedes F1 is in Brackley
I wonder if the same engineers who put the inlet and outlet sections of the hybrid turbo for better heat management got their heads together repackaged the kebab using the same principles.

Meat doesn't go cold, salad doesn't go warm.
I take it sauce bottles were on the table.

Well, they need to keep busy over the winter months!

I did just throw all of the salad over the kebab meat, but seemed a strange way to do it. I'd prefer it to all be wrapped up so I could eat it in my hand. This was stone cold sober, hence the plate!

[Alex L]

I live in a village very close to Brackley but am yet to find a decent kebab - which shop is this from?

[illmonkey]

Alex L said:

I live in a village very close to Brackley but am yet to find a decent kebab - which shop is this from?

"Brackley kebab house" https://goo.gl/maps/1odhvozeH5B2

It was good, but really need it wrapped up covered in sauce, next time!

[Alex L]

Thanks, I know it. I've previously used Pizza Rolla which is further up the High Street but don't rate it.

[illmonkey]

It was cooked infront of us and seemed all fresh. didn't go for chili sauce, not sure of the repercussions! The duck being strangled half under water story comes to mind...

[anonymous-user]

A mixed grill from last week, not strictly a takeaway, but you can take out if you want to.



And a Kofte as the hors-d'oeuvre -



Incredible Turkish food

Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 4th December 16:05

[bigrich4]

Coin Slot. said:

A mixed grill from last week, not strictly a takeaway, but you can take out if you want to.



And a Kofte as the hors-d'oeuvre -



Incredible Turkish food

Edited by Coin Slot. on Monday 4th December 16:05

Corr blimey, that looks good!

[madcowman]

Another Mixed grill...but much dirtier.

[Drive Blind]

talksthetorque said:

This is an evolutionary step for kebabs.
Mercedes F1 is in Brackley
I wonder if the same engineers who put the inlet and outlet sections of the hybrid turbo for better heat management got their heads together repackaged the kebab using the same principles.

Meat doesn't go cold, salad doesn't go warm.
I take it sauce bottles were on the table.

It's hardly something new. Salad and sauce separate has been an option since I bought my first doner 'bab 27 years ago.
It's how I usually order mine.

[zetec]

illmonkey said:

It was cooked infront of us and seemed all fresh. didn't go for chili sauce, not sure of the repercussions! The duck being strangled half under water story comes to mind...

I remember that post!

[talksthetorque]

Coin Slot. said:

A mixed grill from last week, not strictly a takeaway, but you can take out if you want to.



And a Kofte as the hors-d'oeuvre -



Incredible Turkish food

Edited by Coin Slot. on Monday 4th December 16:05

Every time I look at this thread now, I will be hungry because of this, it looks delicious.
( apart from the random tomato piece arranged to look like some weird Kofte bellend)

[anonymous-user]

talksthetorque said:

Every time I look at this thread now, I will be hungry because of this, it looks delicious.
( apart from the random tomato piece arranged to look like some weird Kofte bellend)

I should have snapped a photo of the chili sauce, it was made to order, we went with a couple of big bowls of extra hot and extra garlic.

Don't worry about the tomato, the rest of it is so good you don't even notice the rabbit food.

[craigjm]

Coin Slot. said:

I should have snapped a photo of the chili sauce, it was made to order, we went with a couple of big bowls of extra hot and extra garlic.

Don't worry about the tomato, the rest of it is so good you don't even notice the rabbit food.

The chilli sauce is made to order? Where is this Mecca?

[Cotty]

Looks bloody lovely

[Moonshiner]

All these kebabs posted...inspired more kebab

Madras sauce added afterwards

[giblet]

DMN said:

Greshamst said:

giblet said:

Disappointing parmo from a new joint a few new nights ago

Parmo?!! That just looks like a chicken burger with some microwaved cheese on top. Sorry for your loss.

Thats awful, proper heart breaking stuff.

Thanks for the kind words. It really was dreadful, didn’t help that I wasn’t feeling great at the time. Was rather unwell later on that week.

Masala fish in naan from a week or so ago -


Tastes better than it looks, honest.

Rather tasty mixed grill from a Perisan place -

[DoubleD]

Is that a takeaway?

[ambuletz]

the first one is, but obviously the second one doesn't belong. refer to breakfast/lunch or dinner photo thread.