Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3
Discussion
amusingduck said:
Burwood said:
I can’t see the profit in that. I’m sure if it was proper filth it would cost as little as £4 to make. Money laundering is my guess
Surely not. £4 to make a small pizza and fries?! soad said:
amusingduck said:
Burwood said:
I can’t see the profit in that. I’m sure if it was proper filth it would cost as little as £4 to make. Money laundering is my guess
Surely not. £4 to make a small pizza and fries?! I’ve spent hours in cheap chicken shops, they move serious volume. One of my regular haunts buys in whole chickens at £2 each. It’s sold on after being cooked for £6.49, more if you want chips and a drink with it. Decent profit margin!
They have a "Party Bus" at my local McD's, an old Routemaster. It doesn't go anywhere, but shove a load of kids on it for a birthday party, give a homeless bloke a tenner to dress up as Ronald McDonald, and see how much "free food" the little chavs can stuff themselves with over a few hours.
Then charge for the privilege of using a rusted out old bus from the scrapyard. And no doubt the food comes at a premium cost to Chav Mum, as she sits in the flat-roofed pub down the road, sinking glass after glass of Prosecco as she weeps quietly to herself before being picked up and boned by the first man who shows her a bit of sympathy.
Ace, innit?
Then charge for the privilege of using a rusted out old bus from the scrapyard. And no doubt the food comes at a premium cost to Chav Mum, as she sits in the flat-roofed pub down the road, sinking glass after glass of Prosecco as she weeps quietly to herself before being picked up and boned by the first man who shows her a bit of sympathy.
Ace, innit?
giblet said:
soad said:
amusingduck said:
Burwood said:
I can’t see the profit in that. I’m sure if it was proper filth it would cost as little as £4 to make. Money laundering is my guess
Surely not. £4 to make a small pizza and fries?! I’ve spent hours in cheap chicken shops, they move serious volume. One of my regular haunts buys in whole chickens at £2 each. It’s sold on after being cooked for £6.49, more if you want chips and a drink with it. Decent profit margin!
thetapeworm said:
Stages of mixed kebab on nan (£8.60, profit margin unknown) .
Arrival:
Funny thing, mono-colour takeaways do look grim but there something about vividly coloured ones which looks a bit on the 'danger! danger!' side too. Like those yellow and black frogs so coloured to warn off predators.Arrival:
Yesterday featured an underwhelming lunch from Chicken Cottage -
Chicken fillet burger and a 5 chicken wings meal. Wings didn’t taste that nice, very bland. Boss man didn’t bless it. 2/5 not peng fam.
Dinner was a disappointing mixed grill meal with chicken shawarma meat from a kebab house in Harehills that I used to frequent quite a few years ago.
No real flavour to the shawarma and more importantly no toum! 2/5 again, allow it.
Chicken fillet burger and a 5 chicken wings meal. Wings didn’t taste that nice, very bland. Boss man didn’t bless it. 2/5 not peng fam.
Dinner was a disappointing mixed grill meal with chicken shawarma meat from a kebab house in Harehills that I used to frequent quite a few years ago.
No real flavour to the shawarma and more importantly no toum! 2/5 again, allow it.
Surprisingly, it came in a box:
Contents of said box:
Crispy duck, post shredding:
The rest of my share - salt and pepper squid, wings, spring rolls, Singapore fried rice (additional chillis are my little touch), and roast pork in some kind of sauce (I forget which):
Pretty, pretty, tasty
Contents of said box:
Crispy duck, post shredding:
The rest of my share - salt and pepper squid, wings, spring rolls, Singapore fried rice (additional chillis are my little touch), and roast pork in some kind of sauce (I forget which):
Pretty, pretty, tasty
Edited by number2 on Thursday 12th April 15:39
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