Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

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red_slr

17,326 posts

190 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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I know JE are not ideal and I don't use them by default.

For curry we order direct with the restaurant as their English is good plus you get 15% discount for collection so I usually go and get it and there is another one we sometimes use and they have their own website and its 10% discount even for delivery. Our local Chinese does not use JE or have a website so you have to kind of accept what comes, which sometimes can be random.

For pizza. No chance. They do not speak good English / struggle to understand me. Collecting is not an option unless you want to get stabbed or robbed if its after dark. The food is decent but they only get the order correct if you order through JE and collection is not an option.

captain_cynic

12,136 posts

96 months

Tuesday 25th September 2018
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DoodoolTala said:
Thesprucegoose said:
most takeaways have higher prices on je.
Technically they're not allowed. JE will only change or upload their menu based on actual menu's and they also do secret shopper tests to see if the prices are the same.
Easy enough to get around with secret, not secret discounts not expressly stated on the menu.

PMC19

24 posts

118 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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Seems to a new thing in Scotland (well I think so anyway) where people are putting curries and cheese on different types of naan bread. Chicken tikka chasni in the picture above.

thebraketester

14,271 posts

139 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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Is that a placenta?

giblet

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8,873 posts

178 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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PMC19 said:


Seems to a new thing in Scotland (well I think so anyway) where people are putting curries and cheese on different types of naan bread. Chicken tikka chasni in the picture above.
That reminds me of Munch’s Scream! Strange how it’s a new thing, we did that years ago at home as kids. A south east Asian pizza if you will.

The JE stuff is interesting, especially as I work for a company who build ordering platforms (website, app etc) for takeaways and restaurants. We differ in that we don’t take a cut of each order, we charge a monthly fee instead and that works out way more beneficial for our clients. In return they tend to offer discounts or freebies when their customers use the takeaways platform instead of JE.

The market is saturated though, new companies seem to be springing up regularly, all out to get a piece of the pie after seeing how well JE have done. JE have tried to branch out into delivering the orders which puts them in competition with Deliveroo and Uber Eats. Seems the latter two are in talks over a possible merger too. Interesting times ahead.

Butter Face

30,386 posts

161 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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It’s a bit spicy!!

Usget

5,426 posts

212 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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No it's not....

soad

32,930 posts

177 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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thebraketester said:
Is that a placenta?
I remember that thread. hehe

Just a greasy cheesy artery-clogging mess. wink

Butter Face

30,386 posts

161 months

Wednesday 26th September 2018
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Usget said:
No it's not....
You’re right. The initial bite got me but it wasn’t that good.

Ahbefive

11,657 posts

173 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Dominos is rank. The bottom feeder of the pizza world, in a bad way.

amusingduck

9,398 posts

137 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Butter Face said:


It’s a bit spicy!!
They sell bottles of it in Tesco if you like it.

They also sell Cholula, which I'd heartily recommend. It's very weak as hot sauces go (weaker than Tobasco etc), but the flavour is absolutely fantastic, and you can go wild with it!

ZedLeg

12,278 posts

109 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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If you want a hot sauce with a proper kick get this.



A proper hot sauce, just chillis, salt and vinegar.

You can mail order it or find it in some shops, I saw them in Aldi once. The Chipotle sauce is also amazing.

Drive Blind

5,103 posts

178 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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PMC19 said:
Seems to a new thing in Scotland (well I think so anyway) where people are putting curries and cheese on different types of naan bread. Chicken tikka chasni in the picture above.
I was talking to a friend at the weekend and he said something similar was the latest thing at his local kebab shop - spicy chicken and cheese on a garlic naan.

Burwood

18,709 posts

247 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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I like Franks. It's not particularly hot and actually have a good flavour. I can tolerate most hot sauces but I was finding ones like Encona gave me terrible stomach pain the following day. Franks does not do that to me. Must be an active ingredient that doesn't agree with me. I just don't see the point of using hot sauces so hot you start sweating. It overpowers the food.

tobinen

9,252 posts

146 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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ZedLeg said:
If you want a hot sauce with a proper kick get this.

A proper hot sauce, just chillis, salt and vinegar.

You can mail order it or find it in some shops, I saw them in Aldi once. The Chipotle sauce is also amazing.
Yes, I have ordered very similar from mexgrocer.co.uk, may have been the same one

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Burwood said:
I like Franks. It's not particularly hot and actually have a good flavour. I can tolerate most hot sauces but I was finding ones like Encona gave me terrible stomach pain the following day. Franks does not do that to me. Must be an active ingredient that doesn't agree with me. I just don't see the point of using hot sauces so hot you start sweating. It overpowers the food.
I get that from Encona too, pretty sure it's the Scotch Bonnets as I get the same with other brands of sauce with them in too.

Franks Buffalo wing sauce is like crack cocaine, I assume. wink

eskidavies

5,391 posts

160 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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A day early this week silver lounge special bab and sober



Opened up



Actuall size



Missus left over chippy curry


Started struggling at this point so I rolled it up and got it down me , needless to say I’m fked on the sofa watching the soaps


matrignano

4,398 posts

211 months

Friday 28th September 2018
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Finally we have a new Gallardo Guy!! Thank you Eski.

Genuine question and mean no offence: are you a fat bd?

pavarotti1980

4,967 posts

85 months

Friday 28th September 2018
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eskidavies said:
A day early this week silver lounge special bab and sober



Opened up



Actuall size



Missus left over chippy curry


Started struggling at this point so I rolled it up and got it down me , needless to say I’m fked on the sofa watching the soaps

That would be 2 or 3 meals for me

Slow

6,973 posts

138 months

Friday 28th September 2018
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matrignano said:
Finally we have a new Gallardo Guy!! Thank you Eski.

Genuine question and mean no offence: are you a fat bd?
Could be like me, barely eats during the day then a fking huge dinner.
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