Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[zedx19]

eskidavies said:

A day early this week silver lounge special bab and sober

Is that the sandwich Homer Simpson took weeks to eat, yet you managed in one sitting? Legend!

[matrignano]

Slow said:

Could be like me, barely eats during the day then a fking huge dinner.

Even if I did that, I would still pile on the fat quicker than I could spell "kebab".

Which means I have a self imposed limit of one Bab a week, carb-less too!

[Slow]

matrignano said:

Slow said:

Could be like me, barely eats during the day then a fking huge dinner.

Even if I did that, I would still pile on the fat quicker than I could spell "kebab".

Which means I have a self imposed limit of one Bab a week, carb-less too!

Being 23 and 6'4" has its perks when it comes to eating

[eskidavies]

Slow said:

matrignano said:

Finally we have a new Gallardo Guy!! Thank you Eski.

Genuine question and mean no offence: are you a fat bd?

Could be like me, barely eats during the day then a fking huge dinner.

Not really little bit of timber in the middle from beer on the wkend that’s it 13st 8 to 14 don’t eat much in day 2 boiled eggs and some ham ,gas engineer running about turning gas back on after gas main replacement,up and down stairs ,long driveways etc

Edited by eskidavies on Friday 28th September 14:50

[matrignano]

Well done Sir.
I'll make sure to actually post a pic on this thread soon!

[SpeckledJim]

eskidavies said:

Not really little bit of timber in the middle from beer on the wkend that’s it 13st 8 to 14 don’t eat much in day 2 boiled eggs and some ham ,gas engineer running about turning gas back on after gas main replacement,up and down stairs ,long driveways etc

Every little helps!

[Usget]

eskidavies said:

Not really little bit of timber in the middle from beer on the wkend that’s it 13st 8 to 14 don’t eat much in day 2 boiled eggs and some ham ,gas engineer running about turning gas back on after gas main replacement,up and down stairs ,long driveways etc

Edited by eskidavies on Friday 28th September 14:50

I am so fking envious. If ate those takeaways I wouldn't have a bit of timber I'd have a full barrel!

[eskidavies]

The wife is away till Sunday I’m on the sauce all wkend might be borderline barrel come Monday ,need to reactivate J Eat

[eskidavies]

I can’t believe it in the pub one of the lads just said you’ve lost a bit of weight,I’ll put one over for him now ,(not sure how long he’s been here mind )

[Jer_1974]

Wifes out so picked a mixed grill up from my local £12.95.


2.2kg

[david mcc]

Not bad for £9

Wee munchy box

[toastyhamster]

Jer_1974 said:

Wifes out so picked a mixed grill up from my local £12.95.


2.2kg

I'm browsing this on a 15" 4k (badly configured) laptop screen at about 18" from my eyes. My eyes that can now see nothing but the retina image of bright pink chicken (insert meat of choice).

Still made me hungry.

[SpeedMattersNot]

No pictures as it was only Pizza Hut takeaway, but the wife messed up the online order and ordered two identical half 'n' half pizzas. The place didn't even question it and just went ahead and made two identical half 'n' half pizzas. Did they not think...why not just order two different, non half 'n' half pizzas?

Half 'n' half.

[eskidavies]

Nothing from me I’m loveing I the weight loss comments earlier ,I’ll sit it out breakfast in morn then beer .wifes away ..watch here,flat on settee requesting Alexa to bang some drum. And bass

Edited by eskidavies on Friday 28th September 23:24

[thetapeworm]

eskidavies said:

Nothing from me I’m loveing I the weight loss comments earlier ,I’ll sit it out breakfast in morn then beer .wifes away ..watch here,flat on settee requesting Alexa to bang some drum. And bass

I get someone has a hangover this morning

[illmonkey]

Last night post beers efforts, wasn’t dirty though.

[Usget]

Chips look a little tantastic for me but everything else looks spot on

[guindilias]

eskidavies said:

Not really little bit of timber in the middle from beer on the wkend that’s it 13st 8 to 14 don’t eat much in day 2 boiled eggs and some ham ,gas engineer running about turning gas back on after gas main replacement,up and down stairs ,long driveways etc

Edited by eskidavies on Friday 28th September 14:50

Used to do the same job, I still have the gas line number in my head after 17years - 0800 002 001
Had to report every sniff of gas before they would send the boys out to fix it... and the phone script - "can you turn off the gas if possible please" hold on, I'm a gas engineer and this is in the central reservation of a motorway "and please open all the windows "Done!" and do not turn anything electrical on or off "There are no light switches here" then please leave the house and stay at a safe distance. "What? sorry, can't hear you darlin', trying to light a ciggy and the traffic is really loud"....

[guindilias]

SpeckledJim said:

Every little helps!

He's only 4'6"...

[DanielSan]

Had a stag weekend in Wroclaw last week, the usual fast food choices were considered for quick lunch in between all the drink, then we stumbled upon a place that does these, and beer.

This particular effort is their Chorizo burger, have to say I can't fault a burger place that asks how you want the meat cooked. Don't think I've been to anywhere in the UK that does that.